YOU WERE BORN A HUMAN MALE
NATURAL FIXER
CAN'T TURN SCREWS OR HAMMER NAILS
CUZ' YOU PREFER
TO FIX THINGS QUICKLY
WITH SILVER, STICKY
DUCT TAPE!
AWOOHOO
YOU CAN REPAIR ANYTHING WITH DUCT TAPE!
AWOOHOO
KITCHEN CHAIRS AND CEILING LEAKS WITH DUCT TAPE!
AWOOHOO
SEEMS YOUR TIRE IS GETTING LOW
YOU CAN SEAL IT
STICK YOUR CELLPHONE TO YOUR CHEST
SO NO ONE,L STEALS IT!
STORE OLD SALAMI
MAKE ORIGAMI
DUCT TAPE!
AWOOHOO
IF YOU FALL AND SKIN YOUR KNEE THERE'S DUCTNTAPE!
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GET BRAZILIANS EASIER WITH DUCTTAPE!
AWOOHOO
D-D-DANGER CROOKS BEHIND YOU
YOU'VE BEEN CHASED INTO YOUR BEDROOM
WHAT TO DO?
JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCT TAPE!
*SIGH*
HEHEHEHE
DUCT TAPE!
AWOOHOO
FIX THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT WITH DUCT TAPE!
AWOOHOO
CURE ALL KNOWN DISEASES WITH YOUR DUCTTAPE!
AWOOHOO
NOT MASKING TAPE OR PAINTER'S TAPE
BUT DUCT TAPE!
AWOOHOO
