It’s not what it looks like

Cornhub perks give you an even more chance of being hunted by Rob

STOP LOOKING AT CORN DAMNIT

Why

BECAUSE

Because why

STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR DICK

I’m not

STOP IT YOU HORNY BOY

Stop corning yourself

THIS IS GOING NOWHERE

I’m not

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No I’m not

LIES

I’m not doing anything

YOU'RE BREATHING LIAR

I’m not

STOP IT NOW

Well duh I’m breathing

YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING YOU LIAR

Stop what

STOP TOUCHING YOUR PP

I’m Sorry

it's okay

No I swear

STOP IT NOW

I swear to god that I’m not

YOU LIE

I don’t

YOU'RE DOING IT RN

Eww what no

STOP DOING THAT

It’s only corn I promise

You touch your PP to that? You're weird.

See it’s just corn

That's popped corn, silly!

Porn but people use corn instead of pe**ses~

And instead of d**dos

Oh no-

Oh yes

No just corn

WHEEZE
Imagine cumming that

Why must you put that image in my head

Sorry but it was already in mine

XD ok

Come on down and buy some corn, or we will sacrifice your new born

r/darkhumor

r/yes