Sakusa: *internal screaming*

oH nO mY bAbY

Me: *gives phone back* kInDa cUtE tHo

Me: g o o d

Me: aNd sAkUsA fElL oVeR lAuGhInG *wHeEzE*

Me: *GASP*

Me: iT wAs tHe fUnNiEsT dAmN tHiNg i'Ve sEeN iN aWhiLe

Me: wish I saw *pouts*

Me: i tOoK a vIdEo
Sakusa: sUnA wHo?

Me: sHoW mE!!

Me: *gives phone*

Me: *watches* *wheeze*

Me: i kNoW rIgHt

Me: thancc for blessing me XD

Sakusa: .....
Me: wE hAvE bEeN bLeSsEd tOdAy tHaNk tHe lOrD
Asahi: i wAs sUmMoNeD

Me: *WHEEZE*

Me: aSaHi gO bAcK tO kArAsUnO

Me: *wheeze* yUh

Asahi: wElL oTaY tHeN

Me: now take your onigiri *gives it to him and then runs off to wash ma hands*

Atsumu: *happi fox*

Me: *comes back* -ight nO gErMs

Me: hE aTe iT nOw hE haPpI fOx

Me: *smol wheeze*

Sakusa: .....
Atsumu: oTaY i'M ba- *wheeze*

Me: *wheeze intensifies*

Me: oTaY tHiS iS bIg wHeEzE tImE *WHEEZE*

Me: XDD

Everyone including Sakusa: *WHEEZE*

Me: *GASP*

Me: *WHEEZE* SAKUSA LAUGHED

Me: iVe bEeN bLesSeD

Sakusa: *walks to the bench and sits down*
Me: *lE bIg WHEEZE*

Me: *gasp* No sad!

Atsumu: *sAd aNgY hUngY nOisEs*

Me: dew you want sacred onigiri?

Atsumu: *yEs nOiSeS*
Sakusa: uHhH.. dOeS tHiS hApPeN oFtEn?

Me: wAsH yO hAnDs fIrSt *glances at Sakusa* yes, yes it does, only way to make him not angy

Atsumu: wElL oTaY tHeN

Me: iF yA gOt gErMs tHeN nO OnIgiRi

Atsumu: Ok I'm going

Me: *wheeze* good

Me: *yeets one onigiri at Sakusa*
Sakusa: *catches it in his mouth* wHy mUsT yOu tORtUrE mE

Me: coz they were fighting-

Me: bAd aTsUmU *sMaCk*

Me: *wheeze* he gonna be angy XD

Me: bAd sAkUsA *sMaCk*
Atsumu: *tInY aNgY nOiSeS*

Me: sEe aNgY!

Atsumu: *pOuT*
Sakusa: *cOnfUsEd aF nOisEs*

Me: wHy tF yOu gEt AnGy sO eAsY!?

Me: This time because I scold him

Me: *wheeze* aNgY fOx

Me: aNgY
Atsumu: *sAd nOisEs*

Atsumu: nO tAlK aM aNgY

XD

gEt sAkUsA hAnD sAnItIzEr nOwW

*gets a bunch of hand sanitizer*

Sakusa: mY sAvIoR

Me: I- *gives him the hand sanitizer*

Sakusa: *sinks into the pile of hand sanitizers*

Me: *smol wheeze* yOuRe wElComE

Me: i aM sO cOnfUsEd

Me: he had to hold hands with Atsumu so I gave him hand sanitizer XDD

Me: wHy tHo