yes sir

Aww how cute!

-//////-

hEhEhE hAvInG fUn

yes

Atsumu: hElP pLeAsE

Yachi:sush or i will sangwoo you

Atsumu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLZ DONT YOUR SCARING ME

Yachi:i wont 🥺 can i has hugs

Atsumu: *whispers while getting dragged away by Yachi* hElP mE

Yachi:sush

Bye Atsumu *wHeEzE*

Yachi:No

Atsumu: yEs

Yachi:*runs to Atsumum *hugs* *crying* IM SO SORRY BUBS

Atsumu:

lmao no

XD
Idk then lol

Yachi:Omg im so sorry *crys*

Me: Well great Atsumu you made her sad and then she is gonna be angy

*wheeze*

tElL mE

hi

XD

nO

PleAse *pUppy dOg eYes iNtEnsIfIeS*

Yachi:im sorry *crys*

Atsumu: NuUuUu i sOwWy

So i like somone👉👈

sPiLl tHe tEa sIstEr

no that only works if yo are Atsumu

sHiT
But rlly tho I wAnNa kNoW

back

oHaYo

it's someone you know

hMmM

hMmMm

wHo iS iT?

that sucks

Atsumu: *walks into the room* OMFG YACHI WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE?!?!??!?
*cowers behind me*

Yachi:*crys and pouts* IM SORRY

Atsumu: *gets up to go to his room* nO tAlK tO mE aM aNgY

lmao

guess

wElL oTaY tHeN
Is it someone irl or Imgflip?

Yachi:you ok?

Atsumu: NUUUUU

Me: Remembered you kidnapped him?

image

hMmM
Kuroo? *wheeze*

Yachi:what's wrong

Me: Yachi you scared the living hell out of him *wheeze*

Atsumu: NUUUUUUUUU DONT LEAVE ME 😭😭

i gtg ttyl

Bye

Yachi: SHUT TF UP

Atsumu: *curls up in a ball*

*stands on a chair and pats him on the head* Nu scared

Nu scared

Me: *WHEEZE*
Cora: *hugs Atsumu*

Atsumu: *happiness noises*

Cora: *kisses him on the cheek*

Atsumu: *passes out*

Cora: I’ll give le sacred onigiri-

Me: dEaL

Cora: *wheeze*

Me: gIvE tHe oNigIrI

Atsumu: yAy

Cora: UwU

*poof Cora magically appears*

Atsumu: cOrA hElP mEeE

Cora: *hugs him* what’s wrong?

Atsumu: yAcHi kIdNaPpEd mEeE

Cora: *gives*

Me: yAy

Cora: and now no one can tourture Atsumu

Cora: (in her mind) eXePt fOr mE

Cora: bitch did what-

Atsumu: i wAnT cUdDlEs

Cora: *hugs*

Atsumu: yAy

Cora: o-o now tf am I supposed to do-

Me: Sorry Cora he's never had a girlfriend before *wheeze* He ain't used to it

Cora: he gonna be ok, right?!

Me: yUpPeRs

(Gtg, I’ll be on my Yamaguchi account later)

(Ok cya)

Nu scared only happi fox

hApPi fOx

yUh
Or do we need Cora?

mAyBe

Cora: *giggle*

Me: Atsumu Kita might buy you-
Atsumu: kItA sAy wOt nOw

Cora: *wheeze*
Me: oh I have your brother XD

Me: Let's see what Kita offers for him first-
Atsumu: nUUUuUUuuUUUUUUUu

Yachi:im so sorry

Atsumu: *falls face first onto the floor while tearing up* aM aNgY!!!

Yachi:*blinks*

Me: *wHeEzE*

Yachi:i dont like him still but i will go on a date with him

Gossip sisters: You do like him and now he will be a happy bean

Yachi:*blushes* i did not say anything

Me and Atsumu and Osamu who just walked in from eavesdropping: yEs yOu dId

Yachi:*puts phone down* ima go outside brb

Me: Ok

Yachi:*walks in*

Me: yAcHi i yEeTeD sAkUsA oN tHe cOuCh aNd hE sLeEp nOw aNd hE lEsS aNgY

Yachi:*giggles* so Motoya likes me

Me: yUpPeRs

Me: yOu gUyS aRe aLrEaDy cAlLiNg eAcHoThEr bAbY??

Yachi:oh i meant Motoya but ok wait what lmao

Me: hE'S DrUnKkK

Yachi:*blushes alot* i umm

Gossip sisters: *satisfied noises*

Yachi:okie

Me: You exited?

Yachi:i dont but mk

Gossip sisters: yEs yOu dO

Yachi:the way your typing look like you our

Me: Ok Imma get Sakusa and bRiNg hIs dRuNk aSs hOmE

Yachi:*blushes harder* no i did not

Gossip sisters (me, atsumu and osamu): yEs

Yachi:*blushes really hard* co-coll ig

Me: Imma call him and set you guys up on a dAtE

Yachi:i dont think he likes me

Me: BOI I JUST TOLD YOU HE LIKED YOU

Yachi:no

Me: yAcHi yEs

Yachi:*rolls eyes* i dont like Motoya

Me: Osamu hears everything when it comes to gossip. Osamu do the honors.
Osamu: You said, "I do like him a lot". yUp i hEaRd tHaT

Yachi:*helps*
Yacki:*talking to Motoya* brb baby

Yachi:*goes outside* omg im so dumb

Me: sAkUsA wHy aRe yOu dRuNk
Sakusa: aM aNgY!!

Yachi:no i dont

Osamu: yEs

Yachi: what oh i did not mean to i dont like him

Gossip sister and Sakusa: bRuH

Yachi:no boy ever liked me back so....

Me: I. JUST. TOLD. YOU. HE. LIKES. YOU

Yachi:I-urmmm ok i like Motoya

Gossip sisters: YES MISSION COMPLETE

Yachi:wait why?

Me: sO yOu gUyS cAn gO oN a dAtE

Yachi:mk ima go call Motoya

Yachi:*blushes* ok what i-if i did

Gossip sisters: yEs

Yachi:lmao

Yachi:*shrug* ig

Yachi:*blushes* ok

Me: Noice

Me: *calls the good bean*

Me: *gets call* Mhm.. ok.. HOLY SHIT

Yachi:kk
Yachi:*on the phone with ✨Motoya✨

Me: ~10 mins later~ *dragging Sakusa into the house*
Sakusa: wHy dId yOu hAvE tO gEt mE aM aNgY

Yachi:*blushes* why would i date him i dont like him

Me: wElL ImMa mAkE yOu lIkE hIm bEaCaUsE hE'S A gOoD bEaN aNd hE'S nEvEr bEeN oN A dAtE

Yachi:*blushes*

Me: Ok imma call Komori

Yachi:mhm

Yachi:*eavesdrops*

Me: Ok I'll be back in 10

Me: Ok Ko she'll be there! Bye bud!

Me: hE sAiD yEsS

Yachi:what's wrong is it Motoya?????

Me: Nope it's Sakusa

*yachi's phone rings and it's Motoya but the contact says 😍Motoya😍

(hehe)

Yachi:*still on the phone with ❤️Motoya❤️

Sakusa: oH hEy yOu gUyS
i'M sTiLl aNgY

Yachi:0-0 why

Me: Duh, so you guys can go out together

Yachi: *rolls eyes* it's not like his contact name is something cheesy or anything *nervous laugh*

Me: mHM tOtAlLy

Yachi:no but whatever

Atsumu: yEs yOu dO

Yachi:*blushes* ok i did

Gossip sisters: Mission completed

Yachi:...

Yachi:same i never been on a date but i dont like Motoya
Yachi:*whisperers i do like him alot*

Me: hMmMmMm wHaT wAs tHaT

Yachi:oh ok idk why i asked i dont like him

Me: I- hE'S DrUnK yAcHi

Yachi:okie were are we going? also i need to change

Me: It's tommorow night and you guys are going to Tokyo Cafe

Yachi:hi

Me: A little help please???
Sakusa: NUUUUU AM ANGY

Yachi:is that all Sumu?

Atsumu: I'm really sowwy and I hope you can forgive me. *eats some of the cake on his face*

Yachi:*smiles* wait fr

Me: Yuppers

Atsumu: oH yEaH i hAvE mEt kOmOrI-
Me: Shut the hell up Atsu

Yachi:No

Me: yAcHi yEs

Yachi:fine it is

Yachi:i know that's the problem because we are friends

Me: Oml I need Omi-Omi this is making me cry *starts to tear up*
Atsumu: *still confused*

Yachi:im so dumb how do i fall for someone who will never like me

Me: Your not dumb it's just he loves someone else. But I do know someone who likes you.

Yachi:it's just *falls on knees* *crys*

Me: *hugs Yachi*

Yachi:*wheeze*

Atsumu:

Yachi:*hugs*

Yachi:tbh idk

Me: I can kick his ass if you would like me to just putting it out there.
Atsumu: NUUUUUUUUU YOU GO TOO HARD

Yachi:who? *crys a little*

Me: Sakusa's friend Komori. He told me about a month ago.

Yachi:*wips face* i love someone and they love someone else and it hurts bc they will never love me

Me: *Realizes what she mean't* I'm sorry he loves someone else.

Atsumu: *being the dense mf he is* *confused noises*

Yachi:no im ok *fake smile*

Me: *angy noises* tHaTs fAkE yAcHi

Yachi:yes or no?

Atsumu: *confused noises*

Yachi:*rolls eyes*

Yachi:*crys harder* Im sorry but i love you

Me: tHaT'S mY bRoThEr yOuR tAlKiNg tO sIstEr

Yachi: *gives him puppy eyes* Im sorry

Atsumu: dOnT kIdNaP mE aGaIn aNd i'Ll foRgiVe yOu *aNgY aTsUmU nOisEs*

Yachi:*crying* no i just-

Me: Ok I'll be back In 5

Yachi:ok

(5 mins later) Me: Yachi come in again Atsumu has something to say to you

Yachi:ok *kisses his cheek*

Me: hE hAs a gIrLfRiEnD

Yachi:ik shut up

Me: sQuArE uP sIsTeR *wHeEzE*

Yachi:o-ok *walks in*

Atsumu: *his head sMaCkEd into a cake*

Me and Atsumu: sUpRiSe

Yachi:*crys* ima go *runs out of the house*

Me: aNd i OoP

Atsumu: wElL oTaY tHeN

Yachi:*crys harder*

Me: i sOwWy yAcHi

Yachi:what did you need to tell me

Atsumu: *still kinda angy* I'm sowwy

Yachi:ik

(Atsumu saying aM aNgY tho *WHEEZE*

Yachi:*pouts* ok

Yachi:ok im not mad at you im mad at your brother

Me: Can I kick some twin ass? (again)