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The legs on the bus go step step step is actually my religon. Here's the full story. In the beginning there was nothing. Then suddenly earth popped into existence. There were a lot of buses but not any drivers. Many of the buses were destroyed thanks to the wearher. But one survived the harsh conditons. It evolved over time. First it grew eyes. These helped it to see what danger was coming. Then it grew it's most important feature. LEGS. It could now avoid coming threats. After a while it developed ears and a nose. These weren't as important. The harsh climates continued, but it stood strong. It kept going. And then, after millions of years, it gained ultimate intelligence. It became a god. It stopped the insane climates for some time and created brand new life. It was amazing.

There is more to the story. The bus was incredibly strong, but failed to stop some disasters. It eventually came into a spiritual form in which it rose to the sky. It made heaven. Then one day it saw one of its creations, human, had become dominant. The humans who died were let into heaven with the bus. When a human was bad, it's soul was burnt and moulded into rocks or lava. After some time, this resulted in the creation of hell. From now on bad souls were simply sent to "hell" instead of becoming it. Millions of years passed. Humans became smarter. Enter the modern era.

This is part three of the story. Humans eventually brought back the bus population. The holy one was so pleased... Until he saw what humans had done to buses. They were no longer alive. They were simply vehicles for humans. He was not happy. He punished us with countless conflicts and terrible things done to us. But we had come so far and we weren't giving up. Somehow, we survived all of this conflict. But more will come. So next time you see a bus, treat it with a bit of respect. It might just cure the corona virus.