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No lol *raises hand*

I remember setting my brothers phone on fire, left it on the middle of the road, and I just sat there watching it burn

Sounds fun

After I saw what he texted, it really was fun

3 now

I am a pyromaniac, except sane

I don't use fire much, but I would easily be one
not insane tho

I love it!

Wow

Especially when it was my sister-

She burned quickly
But my DAD on the other hand-

Dear god...

I probably could've cooked a roast over him-
*gasps*
OR HE COULD'VE BEEN THE ROAST-

What you have thought of has made Gordon Ramsey very happy

I told you, I am the priest of this religion

XD

make it 2

Wow

no, i lit my house on fire once and laughed

I accidentally set my backup yard on fire once

LMAO

i lit my ballsack on fire once too (joke, all of these thing im saying i lit on fire are jokes, including my room lol)

Tf

LMAO

You are a very confusing person

擁有一把用於家庭防禦的步槍， 因為這就是開國元勳們的本意。四個流氓闖進我家"什麼魔鬼？當我抓住我的粉狀假髮和肯塔基步槍。吹一個高爾夫球大小的洞通過第一個人， 他當場死亡。把我的手槍畫在第二個人身上， 完全想念他， 因為它是光滑的， 釘鄰居的狗。我不得不求助於安裝在樓梯頂部的大炮，上面裝著葡萄彈，"塔利霍小夥子們"的葡萄射擊粉碎了兩個人在爆炸中的聲音和額外的彈片，引起了汽車警報。修復刺刀， 並充電最後一個驚恐的說唱。他流血等待警察到達， 因為三角刺刀傷口是無法縫合的。正如開國元勳們所為。

After getting covid twice, I still can’t understand covid. Sorry

擁有一把用於家庭防禦的步槍， 因為這就是開國元勳們的本意。四個流氓闖進我家"什麼魔鬼？當我抓住我的粉狀假髮和肯塔基步槍。吹一個高爾夫球大小的洞通過第一個人， 他當場死亡。把我的手槍畫在第二個人身上， 完全想念他， 因為它是光滑的， 釘鄰居的狗。我不得不求助於安裝在樓梯頂部的大炮，上面裝著葡萄彈，"塔利霍小夥子們"的葡萄射擊粉碎了兩個人在爆炸中的聲音和額外的彈片，引起了汽車警報。修復刺刀， 並充電最後一個驚恐的說唱。他流血等待警察到達， 因為三角刺刀傷口是無法縫合的。正如開國元勳們所為。

*backyard*

*slowly raises hand*

Hahaha

especially cursed things

I didn’t mean I like that

wait what?