So, my dad and I were hunting, and I remember he told me to stay straight and stuff like that. Then out of nowhere, his friends started telling me how being straight was better than being gay. Then, I said a bunch of dudes in the forest alone seemed kinda gay to me. Then they just stood in silence looking at eachother like WTF, so, after that my dad let me drink a can of beer. And, one cigar. Later, they took me to a restaurant, and he made me order beans. I’m not sure if he noticed I’m bi that whole time. I’m pretty sure that lesson was a fail