Dumbo Fact #19

Did Colgate kill someone?

He crushed a f**king Fluffy.

Oh shit.

WHAT THE HELL?!

It’s a normal thing in the world of r/FluffyCommunity.

its butiful

Alwayzbread: hey

Bloo: ?

Alwayzbread: oh sup bloo, I’m just looking at this mule horse thing

Bloo: hello Ultimate Boi 2.0.

Alwayzbread: I’m not that OP

Bloo: mk then.

Alwayzbread: ...no really...I haven’t told you have i

Bloo: nope.

Alwayzbread: ..ok...here goes

Bloo: ?

*his soul goes out of his body traveling its weak and grey*

Bloo: woah.

Ghostbread: yea...thats my body when I’m not in it...I’m dying every time i go full force yknow

Bloo: ok?

Alwayzbread: i will die...soon...I’m not op anymore

Bloo: ok.

Alwayzbread: yea *goes back in his body*

bugs: why are we here

Alwayzbread: idk

bugs: (picks up body) (throws down cliff)

their no more bodies

Alwayzbread: *makes a new one* i never die

Inky: Why the f**ck are you named after a toothpaste brand
Pewter: *backs away*

BlooPan: someone was going to call him “Toothpaste Horse” so then I decided to name him Colgate.

Pewter: *hands mucky a knife*

Mucky: ?

Pewter: Go on

Bloo: N O -

Inky: *leaves*
Pewter: Yes-