why would i do that?

/unpin: plent

lol

i dont know but i would punch u then run away

*shoots your leg with a silenced pistol*
you could of asked nicely but you had to hit me

*takes ak of back and kills you one shot*

off*

*shoots your hand so you drop your ak*
nice try

youre kinda got shot

i kinda shot your hand before ya could

i kind said *killed you* before you did that
*calls my gf* hey some dip shot my leg pick me up?

i kinda was maybe two to three steps ahead of you
your ak was full of blanks
and i have your phone *shows it to you*

um no*shows you it and kicks u dick as you try to grab it*

*walks out holding a sniper*
ah the wonders of long range sniping...
*get into a building 100 yards away and scopes in on them*

*kisses her then we switch seats*

what the fu-
*doesn't try anything*

oh there they are
*tightens my tie and turns the soviet anthem on in my phone* well this was boring

*the recoil of the bullet hitting it knocks it out of your hand*
science sucks huh?

*doesnt drop it nd throws the knife that i pulled out of the leg strap thing and it DOES hit you*

*major confusion*

oh*stops hiding tail and ears* they listen to me

*you mean the leg strap thing that i conventely shot*

but you didnt

hmm...her or him...
*scopes in on his gf*

*gives you the finger and slams the pedal* (also she gets into knife fights and got stabbed... a 'few' times and i mean irl so as much as a sniper has the ability to shoot someones head off she'd prob be fine(yhen theres the school shooting she was in- rip shooter, they took her shoulder so she look his life)

but i did

you didnt say you did meaning you didnt you cant manipulate a situation for yourself

*extreme confusion*
*breathes in*
what
the
actual
f**k

have fun *a wolf starts growling behind you*

well i shot your hand remember?
(what are we even doing)

ya didnt hurt and who said im left handed?

*shoots a shipment truck and a raw meat smell goes everywhere*

oh they arent fooled by that, you also f**ked yourself a little more, *urns soviet anthem off* you know how wolves protect their food and if youre near their food you will be their desert?

u didnt

*slides towards you and kicks you off your feet*

*wasn't there anymore before he started talking*

?

*backs up,avoiding it*

*kicks your gun out of your hand and gets up with a pistol*

thats a fake it wont turn on
and i am just far enough to where you barely miss

*turns it on*

*was inside a store somewhere else*

*turns anthem back on and walks to the car as my gf arrives*

*draws my other pistol and points it at him*

whos him doe?

*i meant you(i rp too much)*

(ok)
*howls*

uh no,its a fake
*tries to turn mine on but it doesnt work*
*sigh*
*shoots your phone*

oh y, this aint to samsung or apple, the slaviphone, no bullet could break it

"Are you gonna do something kinky to me or what?"

perhaps-

Oo,