I bet a million dollars you can't

*makes you blush*

Oh wow

anyways wanna smoke weed with me

Yes

*channels the spirits of your asian ancestors and summons two huge bongs, taking one and giving it to you while taking a huge hit from the other one*

MIKWMAMAJJSJZNWISJJAMAKSMSMS

*summons the demons* MDMDJDKDKD

HQNUWUAJAJQIISNSJ

SODODUDIEJSSNFJDIDDNFHEID

*slams 38 pound bag of coke on the table*

*chops it up into one big huge thick line*

*snorts it*

HAHAHANANAUJWJJEHEHEHE

Djdkdkdmdjssidmd

HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEJAJWUSIZJJSIWJSJJS

*slams 39 pound bag of meth on the table and bakes brownies with the meth*
SKDIRIDJDJFJDDKDMFUSO

MMMMSJJSJWJJSJJAKWNJSUSUW

DJFJDKSGAGAAYASGGAYAABSDJDJDKDKDKDKSKDD

WTF is happening.

*hands you meth brownies*

O H

No thanks I change my mind

Oh

You still want the brownies?

Yes please

Shut up before I make you eat my brownies

O H

I would enjoy that give me the brownies.

HAHHAHAHSHUSHAHWHWHSUHSHWHHSHSHSUWIOOOOOHOOOOOOSJJSJESISJSNWJS

NO WEED GOES IN BONGGGGGG

OOOOOOPS

*puts in the bongggggggggg and takes a huge hit*

*snorts coke*

SLDKDSJAHAHAHAHAAKSKAHAHAHAKDLDJSGAYAAJDJHSJU

HEHEHEHJSJJWJWUSJNSNS

*grabs 40 pound bag of weed and slams it on the table, baking some of it into brownies*

METH GOES IN BROWNIES

JAJJWUAUSJWNSNUANSNSHWUWJSNA

HAHAHAHAAGAYAAHAYAYAAHAYAYAA

(Mason?)

HEHHEHHEHEHEHEHHAKAJWJSJSJSWKKWKSMS

(What)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSJRKRKDJDOFKDHSGAYASDHFDUDF

(NVM)

JJAJWUAUAUAUAHHAHABAHAUSHWHSHHSOAQPWOQPPAZNNXHSYEGGDYDGSBWGUDISKWKWNHS

Yes

Now I can stop asking that stupid question since I know who it is

Yessir

Wonderful

Yes

*bites neck*

*F**king dies*

Uh

Ouch

That hurt

blood taste good

I agree

Wow. I just love that I get a notification that says this

xD

But you know what tastes better?

pussy

Yes indeed

xD

A family made dinner

No

dic?

No