MOST OF ALL, DON'T FORGET TO TAKE HOME SOME OF MY TASTY FRIED CHICKEN! HA HA! IT JUST TASTES SO DAMN GOOD!"; "HOWDY FOLKS! YOU LIKE BLOOD? VIOLENCE? FREAKS OF NATURE? WELL THEN, COME ON DOWN TO CAPTAIN SPAULDING'S MUSEUM OF MONSTERS AND MAD-MEN. SEE THE ALLIGATOR BOY, RIDE MY FAMOUS MURDER RIDE.
