My school is strict af in fire drills

My school was evacuated a few weeks ago ‘cause some kid brought in a plate with traces of uranium on it. The FBI raided his house!

*KNOCK KNOCK "FBI OPEN UP!" type of raid?

They just searched his house but he got in a lot of trouble. 50 scientists from all over the country wrote a letter asking for disciplinary actions not to be taken. I got my picture in the news.

YOUR picture?

Yeah they took a picture of me leaving the school

Noice

https://www.courierpostonline.com/story/news/2021/01/08/report-haddon-township-high-school-student-brought-uranium-school-hazardous-materials-south-jersey/6595724002/

Thats you?

Face reveal

Here’s the article. I know it’s long. My pictures in it though. Im wearing a grey hoodie, green
t-shirt and ripped jeans.

Cool

Did the empire is hiring now?

jes my guy