mine was:
help i accidentaly summoned a lemon
help i accidentaly set my dog on fire
help i accidentaly summoned a demon
help i accidentaly started ww3
help i accidentaly set my cat on fire
help i accidentaly shaved my eyebrow
help i accidentaly swallowed gum
help i accidentaly summoned cthulhu
help i accidentaly swallowed listerine