You’re welcome, Cloud.

Here’s what he would’ve looked like.

This is actually f**king awsome-

This actually looks like a fire lizard thing and I love it

Thomas:-__-

Sunstorm: is there good in her? The answer is yes but barely any

Thomas: also he blames himself for everything bad that happens between her and hex because it’s somehow his fault that he gets killed or whatever

Blaze: *in the meme realm but has a portal open* everything is actually his fault, it’s good he is aware of that

Sunstorm: I knew she would say that

Thomas: OH YOU LITTLE BITCH

Blaze: and another pathetic being is pissed

Thomas: IM NOT PATHETIC

Blaze: how many times have I successfully eaten you then

Thomas: ummmm... 25?

*Blaze coughs him up but grabs him afterwards, then teleports to the meme realm*

Thomas: WHERE THE F**K ARE YOU TAKING ME???

Blaze: *holds him in a position where his arms are sticking out*

Thomas: NO... YOU WOULDNT...

Blaze: I would *begins pulling at his left arm*

Thomas; NGH N-N-NOOOO J-JUST SWALLOW ME WHOLE AGAIN! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!

*Blaze keeps pulling, but it’s harder*

*he screeches in pain and tries to bite down on blaze’s hand*

Blaze: *grabs him* I’m gonna make that 26

Sunstorm: CALLED IT- wait that’s kinda rude

Thomas: NONONONONONONONO
*rips at her hands to try to get away*

*Moon teleports up to Thomas and grabs him, then teleports away*

Blaze: MOON YOU F**KING IDIOT- ok that’s a little harsh

Thomas: *breathing heavily and his arm is slightly twisted and broken*
Th-thanks...

*Blaze eats him*

Thomas: LET ME GO YOU S**T

Blaze: no

Thomas: FOR ONCE IN YOUR DISGUSTING, WORTHLESS LIFE

Spex: one part of me is in a relationship with Blaze while another part of me is in a relationship with Lux.

Fakie: LEMME MAKE A RAP BATTLE BETWEEN THOSE TWO-

*Fakie gets pulled into a portal*

Sunstorm: I know for a fact Blaze would actually just avoid being in that rap battle

Thomas: ye

Sunstorm: if she was forced to be in one, you would be right

Thomas: because that’s all she f**king does

Sunstorm: yes

Thomas: *sighs*

Sunstorm: let me guess, your brother wishes she was nice to him

Thomas; yes...

Sunstorm: I bet a few people wish she wasn’t like the way she was, her mom would have had to pull a “Karen” to have her not be that way

Thomas: true

Sunstorm: why tho

Thomas: because he wants to believe that there is good in her? I don’t know?

Thomas: they wouldn’t rap battle, she’d just eat him whole-__-

Bloo: ;—;

Thomas: it’s true

Spex: yep...

Thomas: *sighs*

Reddy: let’s call you Spex.

Spex: ...why?

Thomas: sp-ex... sp and ex... sparky and hex... oh now I see

Spex: yeah.. it’s us.

Thomas: oh... how did this happen?

Spex: Cloud dared BlooPan to combine us and BlooPan, being the unfunny one, merged us into a Toxtricity.

Thomas: *sighs*

Spex: so yeah, I’m probably in a love triangle now.

Thomas: those are just not ok

Spex: I don’t want Lux ending up doing a rap battle with Blaze-

Thomas: why would that happen?

???: ....

Thomas: bruhh

???: *facepalm*

Thomas: who are you?

???: 2 shapes that merged into a Gorillaz reject.

Thomas: ok then?

???: I swear... I will kill BlooPan.

Thomas: why?

???: they turned us into this weird-ass Pokémon.

Thomas: oh

Moon: I am sorry about my mom...

Thomas: she’s an absolute monster...

Moon: yeah...

Thomas; Jesus Christ...

Moon: I apologize for how my parents act towards you and your brother

Thomas; it’s fine... not really but...

Moon: it’s not fine, don’t say it is

Thomas; ok...