ME:*HUMMING DECK THE HALLS THEME*; WHAT MY FAMILY THINKS IM SAYING IN MY HEAD:DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA TIS THE SESON TO BE JOLLY FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA DON WE NOW ARE GAY APPEARAL FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA THROUGH THE AINCENT YULE TIDE CAROL FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA; WHAT IM ACTUALLY SAYING:; DECK THE HALLS WITH GASOLINE FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LIGHT A MATCH AND WATCH IT GLEAM FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA NOW THE SCHOOL IS BURNED TO ASHES FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ARN'T YOU GLAD YOU PLAYED WITH MATCHES FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA