He has a fvcking deathwish

*wheeze*

Ahahahaha i'll take him

No, if you find him bring him to me. IMMA BEAT F**KING ASS TO A BLOODY PULP

i have him

Good.

dont kill him i am doing his hair i'll make you a new one

I didn't kill him lol. I simply beat his ass.

ok anyways *continues doing his hair*

Atsumu: *In his mind* How did someone f**king half my size beat me?

Yachi:Atsumu sit your bee looking ass down so i can do your hair

HOLY SHIT I'M WHEEZING

Yachi:SIT

Atsumu: OK OK I'LL SIT *sits his ass down*

Yachi:Thank you bubs

Me: There you go Atsumu there is a nickname that's not dumbass.
Atsumu: SHUT YER TRAP

Yachi:Atsumu what do you want me to call you then?

AND I'M F**KING HALF HIS SIZE

ummm Yaku and Lev who?

Atsumu: Anything but dumbass..
Me: Aweee Atsumu is pouting >w<

Yachi:hmmmm what about cutie

Atsumu: *moans in pain cause i kicked his barry the bee ass*

Yachi:that was hot

WHAT

lmao i am a sadist so if someone moans in pain i like it

Me: *WHEEZE*

Yachi:i said nothing anyways sit cutie so i can do your hair

I- BAHAHAH LMFAO

*5 mins later* Ok so now that that's done with.

;-;

Kiyoko: ATSUMU WHERE ARE YOU I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU

Yachi:he is in the living room i am doing his hair

Kiyoko: Aww don't be jealous baby you are adorable as you are~

Atsumu: Eww

Kiyoko: Bish stfu

Yachi:-////////-
Yachi:can i slap him please🥺

Kiyoko: Go ahead

Yachi:*slaps him hard

Atsumu: HELP ME HOTTIE!!

Kiyoko: I- Never mind Kageyama told me to save you so am!

Yachi: Bubs dont call my girlfriend hot or hottie only i do that

Atsumu: Oh. She's a lesbian?

Kiyoko: Bish I'm pansexual so shut the f**k up. I'm here to save you!

Yachi: i am bisexual thank you very munch

Atsumu: So many sexuals it's insane

Kiyoko: I regret wanting to save you but you are hot sooo

Yachi:*jealous noises*

What are you going to call me then

Baby or Mommas

Okay then my cutie~

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You are adorable when you blush!

-////////- thanks

No problem

*kiss*