æ does this happen to anyone else

there is something called the ''mom tax'' where my mother essentially takes everything

Yeah ok that makes sense

I stole your soda.

well i stole your face

Hahahahaha
Went to the hospital and received intense facial surgery
Drinks the stolen human scarred face soda of mine with you as I recovered myself
Tasted so sweet

sometimes i wonder why you're so popular after these "cursed comments" you make

Me who makes cursed comments in general, but I wish I could make it more cursed
Me who doesn't even see herself as a popular user
I do act dark though.
I hate the internet disconnection. My internet just disconnected for a few seconds.

your "cursed" comments are just you eating things

This time this isn't eating, it's actually drinking it.
I drink soda, not eat it, XD

Lately especially
Don't worry, more new ideas will come soon though.
My stuff lately keeps repeating itself.