SO, I HAVE ABOUT 20000 POINTS; REMINDS ME OF THAT OLD-ASS BOOK ABOUT 20000 LEAGUES UNDER A SEA; WHO LIVES UNDER THE SEA? SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB WORKS AT A BURGER PLACE CALLED THE KRUSTY KRAB. BURGERS ARE ALSO SERVED AT BURGER KING; BURGER KING IS KNOWN FOR THEIR NOTORIOUS FOOT LETTUCE; LETTUCE IS MAINLY COLORED GREEN, BUT SOMETIMES ALSO PURPLE; WHAT ELSE IS PURPLE? PURPLE GUY! PURPLE GUY WORKED AT FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA UNTIL HE WAS STUFFED IN A BUNNY SUIT. SPEAKING OF PIZZA, PETER PARKER ALSO DELIVERED PIZZA ONCE; PETER PARKER'S SECRET IDENTITY IS TO BE SPIDERMAN, WHO FIGHTS CRIME IN NEW YORK; SPIDERMAN'S SUIT IS COLORED RED. BUT WHAT ELSE IS COLORED RED? THE FLAG OF SWITZERLAND OF COURSE! ONE OF THE THINGS THE SWISS ARE KNOWN FOR ARE THEIR CHEESE, WHICH HAVE HOLES IN IT FOR SOME REASON; WHAT ELSE HAVE HOLES? PLOTS OF BAD TV SHOWS! (SUCH AS THIS ONE PICTURED); WHERE DO THESE SHOWS BELONG? THE DUMP! THE WORD "DUMP" HAS 4 LETTERS; FOUR MINUS ONE THATS THREE, QUICK MATHS; THERE ARE THREE SIDES ON A TRIANGLE; WHAT KINDA LOOKS LIKE A TRIANGLE? ILLUMINATI! ANONYMOUS_BAGEL IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!
