Candy Store (Heathers: The Musical) (forgive me if I forgot some lyrics)

You’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my ****?

I like looking hot buying stuff they cannot!

I like drinking hard, maxing dad's credit card!

I like skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him!

I like killer clothes
Kicking nerds in the nose

If you lack the balls you can go play dolls let your mommy fix you a snack

TRIGGERED

Shut up heather!

If you lack the balls
you can go play dolls
let your mommy fix you a snack

Veronicas mom 3 seconds later: veronica I brought you a snack

Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the Quarterback

Woooaahh woooaaahh wooooaaaah

Honey Watcha' waitin' for?

STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE

We certainly are going to have a problem if you threaten me one more time. I hope you have a nice day. :)