Candy Store (Heathers: The Musical) (forgive me if I forgot some lyrics)

You’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my ****?

I like looking hot buying stuff they cannot!

I like drinking hard, maxing dad's credit card!

I like skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him!

I like killer clothes
Kicking nerds in the nose

If you lack the balls you can go play dolls let your mommy fix you a snack

Shut up heather!

TRIGGERED

We certainly are going to have a problem if you threaten me one more time. I hope you have a nice day. :)

If you lack the balls
you can go play dolls
let your mommy fix you a snack

Veronicas mom 3 seconds later: veronica I brought you a snack

Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the Quarterback

Woooaahh woooaaahh wooooaaaah

Honey Watcha' waitin' for?

STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE