Eevee is da best

Espeon is cute

Ah, yes, but Eevee is hated because the Pokemon Company refused to make an Eeveelution for every type.

Did you know you can evolve an Eevee into a ghost type Pokémon using a special and really rare stone called a “brick?”

But nobody WANTS a Veneneon, we want a fighting-type Eeveelution.

Besides we all know a ghost type Eevee would be called Wispeon. A fighting type... hmm... maybe Karateon?

Wispeon is the single most unoriginal name for a ghost type ever.
And Taicheon is better for a fighting type.

Phanteon?

I suppose that's slightly better.

You completely missed the point of my dark humor...

Oh, I understood it.