Oh dearest of me! I seem to have accidentally consumed a terrible concoction known has bone hurting juice!

i overheard that there's a plot to escape this place, so i will keep close watch of the perimeter; let's go guys, we've almost gotten out of this prison, let's be careful of that night gaurd over there; ah, drats. i was really hoping to make it out of here along with all of my friends, but i fear i shall have to serve my full 6 years, possibly more now that i have been caught attempting to flee this complex. oh no, they caught robert! that really sucks, man. now we have one less escapee to travel with. huzzah, i have successfully found one! i will be sure to get that promotion now.