Hold my beer

New kid: I'm Timmy Smith!
Sub: Hi Bimmy Shith!
New kid: oh FFS!

Yes!

relateable

me:hi my name is grace
sub teacher:hi greace
me:

Whoever pronounces Grace as Greece needs to go back a few grades in school.

ikr

and this actually happened when i was in 2nd grade....

put them in kindergarden.

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It's [REDACTED], not {REDATCED}!

?

i was too lazy to put "me to the substitute teacher:"

I'm so confused bro

When you randomly said "It's [REDACTED], not {REDATCED}!"

They were basically correcting a teacher for mispronouncing their name, but the name is put as [REDACTED] so that you don't know their name.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I see now

I thought they were randomly correcting me because they used "[REDACTED]" then "{REDACTED}"

yeah lol

It's not a Doffenshmirtz invention if it doesn't have "-inator" in the name.

one time I had a substitute for math and had a heavy accent. My name is Duncan so when he called my name he said "Dooncan" which is Ironic because my friends call me that just to mess around with me in PS4 parties.

Lol

I can relate.

Y e s

I've actually had a pretty good track record with sub teachers. My name is Owain, and it's pronounced like Owen, so you'd think everyone would say 'Ow - Wayne', but no.

Ikr