here is meh child

hi, you are the cutest yes you are

jack: hello

jack : *happy*

*boops nose*

jack : happy

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE RUM IS GONE

NOOO!!!

WHO TOOK THE F**KING RUM

IDK!!!

WE NEED TO FIND IT,THAT RUMS A HUNDRED YEARS OLD, THERES NONE LIKE IT

holy shit i dran it all

F**K YOU

and so did my kid i drank half and hhe drank half

YA F**KIN WHAT

yep

THAT RUM WAS A HUNDRED DAMN YEARS OLD, YOU CANT REPLACE THAT F**KIN SHIT

yes i can *makes exact copy of the rum same age and everything*

...

yep

IT TASTE NOTHING LIKE IT

hey its not the taste its the txture

THATS CAUSE IT AINT F**KIN RUM

HELL, IT DOESNT EVEN TATSE LIKE RUM

NOW I HAVE TO MAKE ME OWN RUM CAUSE OF YOU, ILL HAVE TO WAIT 84 GO***MN YEARS TO GET IT TO TASTE ANYTHING LIKE IT

i can spd that up considerably 3 2 1 and speed up

... stop f**king pretending...

ha ha i pranked u the rum is in the cabinet

I'll let you live if you go to the store and buy me a 6 pack

*ten minutes later* hey i bought the six pack

ok

Thank you

ur welcome