Kenny: earn it f**kface

Mist: *whimpers* y-you dont n-need to be s-s-so mean...

Kenny: you don’t just get a ship, you have to earn over a woman’s love, or just go to the nearest Hoot-

Ryuichi: don’t ruin this child’s innocence

Mist: dammit I’m 20 and I’ve been to hooters

Ryuichi and Kenny: (image)

Mist: calm down

Ryuichi: how-

Mist: what u mean?

Ryuichi: you look you young, and your very sensitive for a 20 year old

Mist: -_-

Ryuichi: just stating facts

Mist: fair enough

Ryuichi: so, uuuuhhhh-

Mist: what?

Kenny: HOW THE F**K DO YOU THINK YOU GTW LOVE?

Mist: -~-

Mist: I-I dont know

Kenny:*sigh*

Mist: what?

Kenny: if you’ve been to a H***ers then go back and observe what they do, do the SFW stuff, and boom, girlfriend

Mist: not happening

Kenny: okay

Mist: :/

diamond:*wheeze* its not smart to ask around you know-

Mist: o-oh

diamond:yeah its not smart

Mist: but I’m lonly, *whispers* plus... I know about Hadon

diamond:well then-

Mist: what?

Sunny: Sucks to suck, me and the girls are all taken. maybe we could help you find someone

Mist: oh, ok!

Null:*muffled by the door* Sunny, I know you've brought someone.
Sunny: He doesn't men any harm!
Null: I don't like new people!

Mist: *his ears droop* *sad*

Sunny: Null he's SAD n
*silence ensues for a few seconds before a boy bursts out of the door and practically knocks Sunny over. the whiz of color stops moving and a boy with light skin, blue eyes, freckles, fluffy greyish hair, a pastel flower crown, and a soft baby plue parka with black jeans and a white shirt looks frantically at him*
Null: No, no, no, don't be sad! I- I didn't mean-

Mist: *sits down and looks at him*

Null: I just- Trust is- *he collapses* I'm sorryyyyyyyy!
Sunny: *her eyes twitches and she looks away* Jeez man, chill out.

Mist: *hugs null*

Null: *he breaths in sharply* U-ummm

Mist: oh... ok, still, I’m sowwy

Mist: oh... *gets off* I-I’m sorry

Null: Don't be it's...
Sunny: He's not used to being touched.

Mist: oh, ok. Thanks *smiles*

Sunny: First, what's your preferene? there are exactly 47,083 females, 5,320 males, and 4,046 non-binary citizens in Lichen junction, not counting young children and infants of course!

Mist: I’m pan, so idec....

Sunny: Oh, fabulous, I support you of course. Alllllrighty, Put your hand on my shoulder, vapor-dude

Mist: oki doki *puts his hand on her shoulder*

Sunny: *She teleports to a house with a marron colored front door* This is the home of Mioko Hasan. She's very kind. *she knocks on the door* ハサン！私は訪問者を持っています! *She turns to mist* I told her I had a visitor. *She turns back to the door as it slowly opens. a bright eyed asian girl with dark brown hair and green eyes is at the door*
Hasan: 何がしたいですか。
Sunny: さて、あなたはいつも独身だと私に言ってきましたよね?
Hasan: *She sighs* これが私を誰かとフックアップする別のスキームであれば、私は興味がありません!
Sunny: Aw, c'mon, Hasan!
Hasan: 私を残して、サニー! *She slams the door*

Mist: what just happened? (What language?)

Sunny: Oh, Hasan isn't interested. Moving on!

(Basically the convo went like this.

H:Wat do you want?
S: Well you're single right?
H: Sunny if you're just trying to get me to hook up with someone I'm not interested!
S: Aw, c'mon hasan!
H: No means no!

Mist: oh...

Sunny: *she presses against mist, teleports to another house with a door with painted vines, and moves away again* This is Null's house. *She knocks on the door* He's honest.

Mist: ok

*maroon

Mist: oh... ok *sits down again and curls into a ball*

Null: So, the f**k is this, why is he here?

Mist: *whimpers*

Sunny: wwwweeeellllllll, you've been a bit... isolated... since we last talked... I wanted to introduce you to um.... to mist. he's in the market for a partner and-
Null: Sunny, Sunny, Sunny...

Mist: ...

Mist: >~<

Null: I'm just fine on my... *he gets a better look at Mist and slowly looks back at her* ...just fine on my own.

Mist: oh *sad*

Null: *he gets up* Sorry.

Mist: I-it’s f-f-fine

(ay i gtg)

K