Gets shotgun*

Dude wtf

idk lemma say right.

hmm

furry good :3

☠︎⚐︎❄︎ ⚐︎☠︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ 🏱︎☹︎✌︎☠︎☜︎❄︎

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you and what army? lol

discord: p-pwease be gentle

me:

not on this planet bub

who made this. i need some target practice for my schwerer gustav authentic World War II German 80 cm K (E) railway siege gun

yes yes

let's be friends!! it doesn't mater where you're at, i can say you "hewo" from 47,000 km away!!
[insert nuclear warning siren here]

its a mario time
[Omega-1]: wait why'd you let him out NOOOO

[INTERCOM ALERT]: The site is experiencing multiple Keter and Euclid level containment breaches. Full site lockdown initiated.

Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, designated Nine Tailed Fox, has entered the facility. All remaining survivors are advised to stay in the evacuation shelter or any other safe area until the unit has secured the facility. They'll start escorting personnel out when the escaped SCPs have been recontained.

We'd like to advise ll surviving personnel, once again: do not attempt to reach the exits. Either find a safe area or go into one of the many evacuation shelters inside the facility.

SCP-3843 has broken out of the facility at Gate A. Fire the H.I.D. Turret immediately! Do NOT let it across the bridge.

SCP-3843 has broken out of A. I want all helicopters and MTF units at Gate A NOW. I repeat: SCP-3843 is out of the facility. All available helicopters and MTF units to Gate A NOW.

We're detonating the Alpha Warheads in T minus 90 seconds. All personnel are advised to board the nearest helicopter or enter the nearest blast shelter immediately.

JAKE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

im never playing super mario again

https://the-scp.foundation/object/scp-3843

super mario bros

did you copy and paste that-

no. i wrote this all by myself

k and?

idk. guess im a scpf nerd

well you asked lol

guess thats how much of a Foundation nerd i am

https://imgflip.com/i/4uu8ce

"The only thing you should feel when you're shooting your enemy is the recoil."

lets get to the point. so, the second most sinful people that get sent to hell (like judas and stuff) are ripped apart by a giant demon and eaten and reincarnated and tortured and skinned and all kinds of horrible things. the FIRST most sinful people in hell, however, get to stare at THIS all day. My comment: Both of these godforsaken whatsits should be hung, strung, and quartered before the eyes of redditors and imgflippers alike. :)

I swear if i get a nightmare about these chasing me in a forest with entrail trees screeching "owo" or "uwu" and the moon is red and its raining blood (which i probably will) ill hang myself in the morning

*cursor instinctively moves to the downvote button* hippity hoppity bleach tastes good on your eyes you should try it

Yes