Change My Mind

or optional: none of the above.

Your requirements to broadcast newmax stories are:
1: Be a radical right extremist.
2: Be a Christian, an evangelical only. While bringing religion into politics and abusing the word of the bible.
3: Not be gay.
4: Feed off the hate of a corrupt Nazi, then unleash the demonic, ravenous, unstoppable, hate on everybody who opposes with you.
meet all of the above to become a newsmax demon.

or if you can say "either hole is fine" in chinese