DAD: WAR IS WAR AND KNIVES ARE SHARP AND NOW YOU DIE
MOM: THE POWER OF DANCE COMPELS YOU!
MIKE: LET'S CALL AN AMBULANCE-BUT NOT FOR ME!
LIZ: ICE CREAM QUEEN
ME: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHEN I'LL POP UP AND ANNOY YOU
CHRIS: SMALL BUT MIGHTY
GLITCHTRAP: WHY IS HE HERE AGAIN? OUR DESCRIPTIONS IN A WAR VIDEO GAME: