Another Deidara one Smash or Pass

WHY THE HELL IS THERE A MOUTH IN YOUR HAND

Deidara: Because It's because I will...
Deidara!!!!
Deidara: Um...Sorry Eri
You better be

I still haven’t gotten my question answered

Deidara: I was born with it
*Shows hands again*

*Tries not to throw up* Oh Shit. Well I feel bad for you now.

Deidara & Me: Who?
Deidara: Oh your talking about me...
*Hits Deidara*
What the HELL

Yep. I feel bad for Deidara.

Deidara: Why because Eri has the same name is me?

No. Because mouth hands.

Put them on
*I let go of his arm*

*Puts them on*

Great
Deidara: Let's go Eri

Oh that’s what you meant. Then no. You can’t have her. I must protect.

*Starts to sing a tone*

THIS IS A LONGER FALL THEN IT LOOKED

Deidara: I'll take that
*He touched the ring I gave you*
Deidara: Say good buy to Iuna
*laughs*

*Knocks him out with the staff* Shit.

It's my kind

Oh...

Deidara: Please just hand her over or Die because you both are going to die

I rather die trying then to just give up so come and get it.

Shinichi: Trying something new...
Just Shut up

Ok. Do i have a choice?

Tsubaki: What are you doing Iuna?
*He grabbed my arm and pulled me away*
Hey?!

Huh?

It is really good to be back to my human self again but I'm still a demon you know
*I walked next to you as people walked right through me*

I guess that makes sense. I mean, I am part Squid.

Home here we come
*I put my apple in the trash and walk aside of you*

Yeah

Tsubaki: Hello, Red welcome to the afterworld
Shinichi: My Lord should I...
Tsubaki: Yes
Shinichi: Please follow me

Ok. *Follows Shinichi*

Shinichi: Not if she likes you back

*sighs* Fine.

Shinichi: Have fun them
*He walks out*

. . .

but if you take the ring off for anything I will Die

Oh shit then I’ll keep it on. For a long as I live.

Oh I'm so Hungry
*I said holding my stomach*

*Gives an apple* Here.

Deidara: I just need her and them we can go on are ways
Please Don't do this Deidara!!!

NO! IM NOT LETTING YOU HAVE HER!

How about their
*I grabbed your hand and pointed to a garden*

Sure!

Oh I see now, you have a protector, I wish I had one
Shut up you little Bitch!!!!!

*Grabs Sasuke by the neck* I said F**k. Off.

This is the demon world
*I put my hand together as my body became full Human not just a Ghost*

Cool...

Let's go home now

Ok

I won't kill you, Promise
*Smiles at you then looks at Deidara*
I would run if I were you
Deidara: DAMN IT!!!!!! ITACHI HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can help with the running! *Grabs Deidara by the legs and spins* You can see what’s gonna happen*

Yummy
*I bit into the apple and saw Someone looking at me*
D~Deidara, Shit Damn it
*I threw the apple in the air and it hit someone*

Why did you do that?

*Eats the Apple*
So what are you learning today?
Teacher: *Talks about Math*

*Listens*

Yeah, Let's go for a walk
Deidara: Their coming

Wait. First we have to gear up. You do wanna know how bad it would be if we didn’t have defense and they found us.

Deidara: Why not
*Me Laughs then become serious*
I already killed Tobi

O shit. Well I’m gonna go before she kills me next...

Deidara: I'm not here to hurt you I was their to test you

What do you mean?

Shinichi: Oh this place is cleaner then clean
*Laughs*

Yeah

That's a big house

Yeah.

Shinichi: I wish I got her and even Tsubaki wants her but he can't have her
*Laughs*
Shinichi: That means you have her

Are you sure?

Shinichi: Yes and no

Fine...

Oh and you have to feed me Apples you know I love apples
*I looked at my hands with scars and cuts all over them*

*Gives an apple* Are you OK?

Fine, Can I have another Apple?

Fine. *Gives a apple*

Shinichi: *Laughs*
That's the first time I've heard you Laugh Shinichi

Yeah

Deidara: Why not?

I CANT TRUST YOU!

Thanks
*Takes a bite*

Should we go?

Sasuke: Look it's that Girl how ran into Naturo

What girl?

20 minutes he's coming back (Deidara)

Yeesh. When will he just leave you alone?

I knew you wouldn't let me down

Never will!

You're now the world new Protector you don't need me anymore
*I look away slightly*

No. I still need you. You’re my best friend. I can’t just ignore you.

I did choose the right person

Why?

Deidara: I can sence them
My Kind is near

What do you mean?

Please Tsubaki Please
Tsubaki: Protect her

Me or him?

Tsubaki: Good
*He walkes away*
I don't like him

I don’t either...

Yeah, it the red ring,

Ok

Yummm... Thanks
*I take a bit*
So nobody else lives here?

No....

*I was nearby smelling flowers that where red*
They smell so Nice
Shinichi: You are the only one she talks about

I guess that’s true... *Thinking* She also thinks about Deidara but that’s only because she hates him...

I'm not dealing with this
*I jump out the window and land on my feet*
Jump!!

WHAT?!

Shinichi: It is though
Not yet

Wdym?

Don't do anything good
*I walked off into the shadows*

Uh that was odd.... *Runs off*

I don't like this

Me neither.

Deidara: What why not

Because IM PROTECTING HER! NOW GET AWAY*

Deidara: *Throws up blood* Damn

Don’t touch that.

I'm sorry If that was sudden

No it’s ok...

*A light pink covered my cheeks*
Deidara: Your an Baka, you know that
*Laughs*

I’m a Baka that’s about to beat the everlasting shit outta you. *Beats him repeatedly with the staff*

Shinichi: Good
Oh hey red...*I smiled*

*smiles* Hey Luna. There’s something I need to tell you.

*At the Garden, there was this guy with black hair and looked like a prince*
Prince: morning, Princess Iuna
Please, Don't call me that, Shinichi
Shinichi: Oh please

Hello...

Deidara: I'm out of here now

Ok

hi

Deidara: She will come to me
*He was gone*

Thank god.

Your room looks so cool

Thanks.

I said to shut the Hell up
Shinichi: Not my fault

. . . . . .

Oh Fun facts about are selves I can fly but you are the only one who can see me so No one will get freaked out by it but you are talking to someone no one can see

True. True.

I don't know who to pick but I already picked one...*I put my hands down*

? Wdym?

In the "Human" World you can

Cool so imma just kill Deidara right fast and come back quick and easy.

Yeah...*I lifted my sleeve up and touched the scar their*

What is that scar about?

Good I hope not because then I would have to hurt someone
*My smile goes away*

Oh...

You have me to protect you
*I gave a little smile and my arm turned into a blade*

Oh. Sure. *smiles* Let’s bounce before they find us

You didn't have too

Yes I did.

Deidara: Oh you can't trust me can you, but Eri can

NO SHE CANT

Yum thanks
*Eats the Apple*

Ok.

We should go to my world since you have ALL of the Rings

Um sure!

*I was wairing a black outfit with long red hair*
So where do you want to see first?

Anywhere I guess...

What's going on
*I have a little smile*

I don’t know...

You are very powerful join me, please
*I hold out my hand with a little green light in my hands*
Just wear this all the time, If you don't they will find you again

Ok then? *Takes the green light*

Dan and the Blue and the Pink and the Black what the Hell

Idk

What are you doing to him you better not hurt him
Tsubaki: Please don't worry Princess Don't worry
*I crossed my arms and looked at you*

*I look back* Don’t worry. I’ll be fine. *Thinks* I think...

Deidara: Oh but it is really weird that Eri has the same Username as me Deidara_Lover ew...
*Hits Deidara again*
Baka!!!

You’re still weirded out by that? I personally didn’t give two shits.

If you want to go you can

No

*I slightly look away*
Thanks

Your welcome

N~Nothing
*I put my hands up and shake them*

What is it?

Deidara: Why because you have fallen for her?

Uh- it’s- No...

Shinichi: *Laughs* You have to tll her you like her Dude

*Blushes* What?! I can’t!

Someone is following us

Where?

Oh this is from D~Deidara

. . . Is it right to kill an asshole?

*coughs up more blood*

Are you sure you’re ok?

Deidara: Damn i Knew it too Come on Eri
I'm not going Deidara

Yeah no

naruto: Oh
*Naruto stood up and walked off*
Sasuke: Damn Naruto...you got a good one
Can I kill them Both?

Um NO

Deidara: you know what I want

*Plays dumb* No I don’t.

Deidara: That hurt
*Snickers*

Good.

Sasuke: Sorry about that I didn't hear you
*I disappear again*
This guy is a Bitch

*Throws Sasuke to the ground* Don’t talk to me EVER again.

That is what I like to hear

Yes!

Here give me your hand
*I hold out my hand*

Ok. *holds hand*

He knows where we are
*my hand turned to a blade*

Oh shit. *Pulls out a staff* That’s why I said “Stay strapped” We better run.

Do I live here?

Yeah I guess...

*Stops Singing and drops to my knees coughing up blood and you land on your feet*

Uh... Are you ok?

R~Red?

I’m ok! Sorry I spaced out for a sec.

Your going to stay ???

Yea

Shinichi: Yeah you hav her now abut she doesn't know that

I guess so...

Thank god
*I huffed and stood up*
Shinichi: Have fun...
Maid: Can I get you something to eat, Mr. Red?

What are my choices?

Shinichi: HOW DID YOU DO IT

I don’t know...

I go everywhere with you now, Everywhere
*I flew above yo as you walked*

Nice. But where to go....

Do you live with anyone else?

No. It’s just me.

Deidara: What you don't care it is very weird
I will kill you Deidara

*Punches Deidara*

Shinichi: Oh Hello and you are, a human?
Shinichi Be nice, He's my Human

Yeah...

Shinichi: *laughs* Yeah

Seriously though.

Deidara: I'm back

Oh hell naw. *Pulls out staff*

Yeah, Deidara did this to me, that's why he can see me
*I walked into the classroom*

*walks in*

Deidara: You'll die
*He ran towrd you with come clay art*

*Readies to block with staff*

Sasuke: We are talking about you
Get away from them
Sasuke: Oh my my
*I let everyone see me now*
Get away NOW

F**k off You wakatory packatory black haired edgey little SHIT!

Shinichi: Get it over with

Do we HAVE to?

Shinichi: Please don't worry I'm just showing you your room
Tsubaki: He thinks
My Lord don't hurt him
*I tried to go past Tsubaki but couldn't*
Please....Don't hurt him

Ok then... *Keeps waking*

Yeah, Let's go

*Starts running*

But that is a good thing that you are ok
*I give a smile again*
Can I have an apple?

Sure! *Gives an apple*

*Laughs a bit*
Yeah
*Walks out the door*

*Walks out the door* Lets go

Wait...*I grab your arm*...His rings

What...?

It's about to storm

Huh? Ok then

Just do it

FINE!
*jumps out le window*

D~Deidara
*I pointed to him as he walked over*
Go away

I got this... *Jumps at Deidara*

Naruto: Why did you jump on me?

I thought you were someone else...

What's wrong? Do you not like it here?

No it’s that... I like you. Like, Like Like you.

Deidara: Just give me the green
*I cover my mouth*

NO

It's been 2 minutes since I've had an Apple

You want another?

Their here to take me away

Never! I’m not gonna allow that!

Shinichi: My lord welcome back
Oh Hey Lord, Tsubaki

Hi.

Shinichi: What is your name, Human?
Don't call him that

*mumbles* Its Red.

Get ready
*I start to speak in Japanese as everything became Black*

What the what...

Really cool
*Knock Knock*

Yep

*I look away more*
Shinichi: You really did it

*Huggo*

Yeah
*Looks out the window*
10 minutes he comes back

Frick he’s back.

Oh and Don't show anyone or you will summon me you are the only one who can see me and Deidara can too, Deidara and the Akatsuki want me power but you are the next owner of me

Ok. *Runs faster*

Shinichi: Yes

Ugh...

Oh and now me right?

Yeah

Yeah
*Takes a bit out of the apple*

Yep

Wait...Don't I love here now

*live

Oh...

Tsubaki: You

Got it! I will!

Where is your home?

Over here.

Shinichi: First time for everything

True.

You didn't let me go

Mhmm...

where are we going?

I dont know...

Tsubaki: You know Humans and Demons can't be as One

I didn’t know.

I was hoping you would say that
*I hugged you*

*Hugs back* Thanks.

You can go anywhere but their
*I pointed to a long black building with 3 guards their*
That is where "he" lives

Ok?

Even what Deidara said

Yeah let’s go

Behind us but I don't see anyone
*I turn around and see no-one*

Huh.

Sasuke: Fine
*Sasuke walks away*
*Laughs* Someone is pissed

Ha yeah

Deidara: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cry baby, *Starts to Laugh*

*Spins really fast* SO LONG GAY BOWSER! *Lets go*

Deidara: Fine then I'll just take it

Take what?

Deidara: I was testing you

Oh...

Deidara; Did I make the right chose to let her go?Oh all well I'll get her
I'm sorry for everything

It’s ok!

*Lunch Time*
Can I have an Apple
*I was flying upside down in front of you*
Please

Fine. *Hands another apple*

Deidara: Now's my chance
*Deidara started to run then he jumped into the air*
Deidara: Just hand her over

NEVER! If you’re wise, you’ll turn back and leave her alone.

*Thinks: Did he even hear?*
Shinichi: Did you hear...
SHUT UP

I did... And are you sure?

Your ok with this RED!!!

*Shrugs*

Grab his rings Red, Blue, Black, Pink, Orange and yellow

*Grabs them* Now what?

Thanks
Deidara: Ow...I'm getting beaten by people, TOBI HELP ME

How about NO

Shinichi: Here is your room
*He pointed to a Black room with a bed and a dresser*
Shinichi: Have fun...*He walks out*
hey Red your not hurt are you
*I said out of breath*

No I’m fine. He just showed me the room.

Deidara: The only reason why you wouldn't give her up is that you like her

Fine I do but that’s none of your beeswax. So STAY AWAY! *Hits him in the head with the staff*

Shinichi: Well you see Nobody where has um...had a child yet
I told you to shut up
Shinichi: We want to try it on you two
Hey that's not what I said!!!

. . . . . .

Shinichi: A Human and a demon how did you do it anyway fall In love with a human?

It’s a long story.

Deidara: You have what I want open up

How about NO

*He walked out and left*
I really hate him too
*I crossed my hands and looked out the window*

Yeah

Y~Yeah, I'm fine
*I wipe my mouth and stand up*

Let’s go.

*Everything became black and I stopped*
hey Open your eyes where here

*Opens eyes* What the hell...

Deidara: She can and she will
*I looked at the ring on my finger*

NO!

I don't know, Red...*I watch Deidara walk away*
He does like me, it's because I'm the only girl here

You make a compelling point...

Why not
*I put my hands down and stopped flowing

Because IM gonna get the blame.

Because I needed someone to protect me ad you did you protected me and I protected you

I guess you did then

Yeah good it's over

Yeah

You are running late to school
*Pointes to a clock*
YOu have 4 minutes to get their

OK! SUPER JUMP! *Does a super jump to school* Made it. EZ

*Huggo's back*

Sorry if it was too sudden

Shinichi: Hello Guys

Sup.

Shinichi: Anything
Don't lie to him
Shinichi: Sorry I just wanted to see what he would do
*I hit him and walked away*
Shinichi: You have one Hot Girl

*Blushes* Shut up dude....

R~Really, Um...I~I do Too...*I looked away*

*Blushes* Oh... I didn’t know...

If Deidara sees you just walk away or anyone that is in the Akatsuki this light is for the power of something I can't tell you yet
*Whispers: The Power for the one person I admire the most *
I back up ad start to walk off*
Oh and if you need m for anything just give me a little light green
*I said tapping my ring*

Ok!

He just wanted me to pick him and when I told him no he came after me
*I put my hand on my other hand*

Oh... I guess he was annoyed by that. So it’s no wonder he attacked.

Shinichi: Do it

NO

Hey
*I can behind you*

Huh?

O~Oh ok

*Starts running*

Are you mad
*I sot on your bed*

No!

I didn't want to get you in this but I needed a human with me a all times so Deidara didn't get me

Oh...

Shinichi: You have too

But what if I get friendzoned? Or I ruin the friendship between us?

To be honest I didn't either

Not. At. All. You guys really need to warn people about this AHEAD of time.

In about...*See's Deidara outside and touches my green ring*

Huh?

Deidara: Hey!!!!
*He yelled from the bottom of the tower*

What do you want dude?

Yeah
*Looks back out the window*

*sits down*

Deidara: I know this is what Green wants just hand her over

NO!

Shinichi: Red your one lucky guy

Yeah I guess I am.

Naruto: Hey get off of me now!!!
Oh, It's only Naruto
*Laughs a bit*

*Falls*
Ow. Sorry dude.

You can't kil anyone here

Fine.

Deidara: They should come here in about 5 minutes
Want to go for a walk?

Sure

*Punches Shinichi*
Shinichi: Ow...
Shut up

...

Shinichi: Oh, I see and she is really uptight with you and your Apples
Hey, Tsubaki Get away from him!!!

Yeah she is...

I picked someone for them to Protect me and It's um...*I look right at you*...You

Oh... Neat!

Please

Fine. *Gives five apples*