ONLY TF2 PLAYERS WILL GET THIS REFERRENCE

uh oh

there's more

N O

...it contains the dying wish of everyman here. Scout! you did collect everyone's wish, correct?

you bet

excellent. gentlemen, synchronize your death watches

*synchronizes death watch*

we have 70 hours to live. for most men, no time at all. we are NOT most men. we are mercenaries. we need to make these hours count! the clock is ticking, gentlemen. let us begin!

our first wish is scouts! hes.....drawn me getting hit by a car...

*Oh classic scout*

there is something radiating off of me...

Those are stink lines (Get it cause he stinks)

*rolls eyes* Yes I see. Here you've drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower.

(hehe) The Eiffel tower having sexual congress with me ( Hehe)

Both of us relaxing post-coitus. I'm crying and the Eiffel Tower has stink lines coming off of it. *irritated* Did anyone besides Scout put a card into the bucket?!

No, " I did" is it the bucket "Yes"

***you did not read mine!

does it say you want the bucket?

yes

oh

*slides bucket to soldier, he eagerly grabs it and runs away*

see you all in hell.