y I'm single irl lol

im single, after way to much failure

I think im single because 1. 3. 4. 5. and 6.

same tbh

and I'm single mostly cause of 4 3 5 7 6 2

oof

I have failed way to many times

Although 2 girls confessed to me, I rejected one, and friend-zoned the other

And someone I liked turned out to be lesbian ;-;

oof man. the last one tho.

i think-

ok then

8. I eat enough pie to feed all of Africa

nice

https://i.imgflip.com/4twmhk.gif

ooohh never eaten pie b4

?

?

Idrk about the rest, but #1 is definitely true XD

lmfaoo! Idk bout others but u certainly get on my nerves sometimes.

XDDD ik I do, it’s funny af

this is where i wish could teleport so i could slap ppl.

LMFAOOO WTF IS DAT FACE

NO F**KING CLUE

horny bastard

yup!

GOOD F**KING ANSWER LAD

I F**KING KNOW RIGHT

F**K YES

F**K YES!!

1-7

oof

Give me an eletronic I can live forever, and a charger

same

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

ayyyyy same

JK I NEED Doggos and Catto

as much as i love both i'm fine w/o them.

saaaaaame

rly can u tho

Give me food

lol good

I HAVE 100k points, I am more powerful

that's not how it works but ok

That was funny right?

lmao wht service u getting from me?

customer service

mhm very

thank

UR SERVICE SUCKS LAD.

right back at ya buckaroo

np

I have infinite iq

DAMMIT WHT DO U NOT GET BY KILL ONLY ME.

NOTHING

sure u do

ye si do

Yay I'm dead. Again.

and so is the whle world

ye si do
Translation: Yes yes do

I speak spanish
UNO DOS TRES

Hell its the web. u can do anything.

Drops thomas

CUATRO CINCO SIES

E

I don't think u can re-kill me.

Are you sure about that

nice

Anyway, death is here again

Go buy it or smthn

No, YOU ONLINE DATER

ik ik

Gooed

lmfao.

lmmfaoo, I ain't your FBI agent

WHAT RU MY PARENT?

Jk lol

NO IM YOUR FBI AGENT

IDGAF

YOU SHOULD

ok then

NO ONLINE DATING

-Flamingo

LMFAOOOO. It not that bad. Ok look its very hard 2 date irl.

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