I wish I could sell depression

I only have 4 dollars and a 1 dollar pack of Jaffa cakes, can you accept this too?

I will accept all currencies as long as you provide it in a quantity equivalent to 5 USD.

hello, iamdepressed inustries here, and id like to make a deal withe you. ill give you a supply of depression to sell as needed, if you give me 1/3 of the cut. deal?

I've already got enough depression

but didnt you sell it all to telfxn?

no, I have constant and reliable suppliers for depression like homework

and you dont want to have another one?

Not really lol

ok i wont force you

hey can i but two?one for me, and one for my friend

Sure!