Here’s my zombie oc Angie, they be wholesome, so no bad jokes, also no kidnapping but they are undead so pain is ok I guess :/

Andrew: AH zombie!

Angie: !! *their voice sounds sweet and pretty normal for a zombie* don’t worry! I don’t hurt people! :3

Andrew: o ok

Angie: *wearing some random gardening gloves* *holds out their hand* I’m Angie! Nice to meet you! *the gardening gloves are a pastel blue with lemons and white flowers with yellow centers on them*

Andrew: *shakes it* I’m Andrew
*he seems pale, wearing pants and a white tank top

Angie: *smiles* *their teeth aren’t bad or rotten, so it seems like Angie is a newer zombie* *they are wearing long shorts that match their suit* *they just like looking weirdly fancy...ish*

Andrew: so uhm, you don’t eat people?

Angie: nope! I don’t like meat or gore that much :P also I think people would taste gross

Andrew; o ok, most zombies are not even that intelligible to do anything else

Angie: soooooooooo- I’m a smart zombie?

Andrew: yeah ig

Angie: yay!! ^w^

Andrew: yE

Angie: *giggles* *andrew can see what looks like a scar from a ripped hole in Angie’s gardening glove*

Andrew: uh wots that scar

Angie: !! *quickly hides it with their other hand* what scar?? *their gardening gloves are pretty long, going to half way up their forearm*

Andrew: that’s a long glove

Angie: y-yeah..

Andrew: You sure there is no scar?

Angie: *talking slightly fast* yep! No scars! I mean no scar! :)

Andrew; -.- Im not stupid

Angie: I k-know that!

Andrew: then why did i see a scar?

Angie: *lying cause they are talking slightly fast^ y-ya know.... zombies get hurt a lot!

Andrew: Mhm... why are you talking so fast?

Angie: *still talking fast* I-..its a side affect of being a zombie.. you wouldn’t know ._.

Adrew: ok.......

Angie: .________________.||||

Andrew; .-.

Angie: *internal panic*

Andrew:s o..

Angie: .___.

Andrew: *silent

Angie: *fidgetting with the ends of their sleeves* *they are ripped up and slightly dirty and has some blood on them*

Andrew: Do you know how you became a zombie?

Angie: *nods yes*

Andrew: do you mind telling me how

Angie: n-no I don’t mind......

Andrew: oki...

Angie: it was my... *sigh* not the best dad.. he got infected by some zombie that broke into his work, wich is 7 towns over, and he drove ALL THE FREAKING WAY OVER HERE AND THOUGHT “Oh If I SuFfEr mY KiDs WiLL tOo!!” So he bit me and infected me, my other siblings are now hunting me down WITH MY INFECTED DAD and not hurting HIM because “hEs StiLl oUr dAd!!” But aren’t I still their sibling???? *basically going on a angry rant about their crappy family*

Andrew: *listening intently

Angie: and- a-and they are just...... just sh*tty f*cking people!!!! I hate my family so much!!!! *kicks a rock, angry* *angie almost never swears* *they look sad* I-I HATE THEM..!!! *angry tears roll down their face*

Andrew: they don’t sound like very good people, so your dad only bit you?

Angie: y-yep!! O-O-ONLY M E

Andrew: hmmmmm, maybe you could get a little revenge

Angie: r-revenge..?

Andrew: yep

Angie: h-how?

Andrew: good question, what do you think they deserve

Angie: *shrugs*

Andrew: ;-;

Angie: what? I don’t usually do the whole “revenge” thing! I’m a pretty peaceful zombie

Andrew: you just where very angry at them

Angie: besides that.. I mean like, I don’t do violence

Andrew: ok

Angie: yeah..

Andrew: eh I only do violence in defense

Angie: me too... but that’s my last resort option

Andrew: I don’t like running

Angie: it’s meh

Andrew: wdym

Angie: *shrugs* ;-;

Andrew: k ;-:

Angie: ........ *slowly takes off their gardening gloves* *there are a bunch of scars on their wrists and some on their hands* ............. I’m s-sorry I lied t-to you....

Andrew: it’s fine... not the first time

Angie:........

Andrew: ...

Angie: *starts to cry as they stare at their wrists* *quickly puts the gloves back on* s-s-sorry about t-t-that......

Andrew: *still silent

Angie: *trying to stop crying* *cant stop* *wipes their tears away with their sleeve* I’m s-s-so s-sorry....

Angie: I’m s-such a c-c-crybaby.....

Andrew: look, its alright

Angie:....

Adrew: ._.

Angie: *looking down, trying to not cry* *fidgetting with their sleeves*

Andrew: *silent

Angie: *silent*

Andrew: So...

Angie: *looks up* ..?

Andrew: nvm

Angie: o-oh..... o-ok...

Andrew: yeah...

Angie:...

Andrew: *silence intensfies

Angie: *akward sad zombie*

Andrew; *awkward silence

Angie: . . . . . .

Andrew: .____-.

Angie:.......
*a group of 3 teens and an adult male zombie walk by* *the zombie has a bat with nails, and the teens have knives and nerf guns with nails or thumb tacks on the bullets*
Angie: !!!! *quickly hides*

Andrew: *hides too ig

Teen: WHERE THE F*CK DID THAT F-
Teen 2: *slaps teen* no using that word.
Teen: f*ck?
Teen 2: no the other one you were about to say
Teen: oohhhhhh, ok
Adult zombie: *kicks a heavy box that was by angie* *it had nails and knives in it*
Angie: !!! *a lot of them poked their skin*

Andrew: *silent

*the group of people and the zombie run off in a different direction*
*the box fell on Angie’s leg, it was an old and thin box so all the sharp objects went through it, stabbing Angie’s leg*
Angie: *tears up* o-ow ow ow ow

Andrew: *walks over* hecc

Angie: *pretty weak, strength, emotional and pain tolerance wise* *a pool of blood forms on the ground around their leg* I-it hurts...

Andrew: uh, I may have to take out the knives ok?

Angie: *nods yes* *tearing up more, almost crying£

*he starts taking them out

Angie: *again trying to not cry*

*when he finishes he takes out a towl and wraps it around her leg

Angie: o-ow.... t-thank y-y-you..

Andrew:np

Angie: *sad looking smile*

Andrew: Im guessing the people that just walked by where you siblings and dad?

Angie: *nods yes* . . .

Andrew: Ok...

Angie: t-they’re r-r-really r-rude.... And s-strong.........

Andrew: strong enough to withstand an explosive bullet *he pulls out a small nerf gun

Angie: ._.

Andrew: If they could I cant do anything else I left my metal bat at home .-.

Angie: *shrugs weakly*

Andrew: We should probably get somewhere else if they are going to keep looking

Angie: o-ok

*Walcc

Angie: *stands up* *right as they put even a slight amount of pressure on their stabbed leg they feel pain shoot through their leg* !!!

Andrew; Need hel[p?

Angie: *dosnt like asking for or accepting help* I-I’m fine

Andrew: You dont seem like it 8helps them anyway

Angie: ?

(Supporting her to walk*)
Andrew: -./

Angie: t-thanks

Andrew: Np

Angie: *smiles*

*walk

Angie: *limping, but still walking*

Andrew: any idea where to go

Angie: t-there is an abandoned d-diner.... t-they wouldn’t e-ever search there..

Andrew: ok, where do I go?

Angie: *points forward* d-down this way u-until you see a b-bank... t-then turn l-left and the d-diner should be t-there

Andrew: ok *he heading there

*there are a few stray, half zombie cats that run by, jumping on dumpsters and boxes*

*walk

Angie: *walking as well*

*they get there

Angie: *takes a key card out of their pocket, unlocks the door and opens it*

Andrew: *rnters

Angie: *enters with Andrew*
*the diner is in decent shape, there are some non working lights and some broken tables and chairs, but it’s in pretty good condition*

Andrew: well ok

Angie: *sits down at a booth seated table* *lays against the wall*

Andrew: *sits down* ..

Angie: *looks at a radio on the table* *turns it on*

Andrew: *listene

*a radio talk show is playing* *the radio is slightly staticky, but you can still hear it well* *its three people talking about some celebrity*

Andrew: *listen

*im making talk show host be TSH, cause that’s to much to type ;-;)
TSH: did you hear about Greenman’s kid getting turned into a zombie?
TSH2: Angie Greenman?
TSH: yep, that Greenman kid
TSH3: I heard Greenman had to rush home when he heard his kid got infected..... I guess he didn’t care enough about them to use his millions of dolmars and get the cure for Angie..
TSH2: are you joking?? The kid ran off!!
TSH3: well If Greenman cared he would have stopped Angie from running off in the first place!!!!
TSH2: WEL-
*Angie quickly changes the channel* ...

Andrew: they where talking about you...

Angie: no. T-they were talking about.. some other Angie... *turns the volumes up slightly* *its a pop music station*

Andrew: well ok...

Angie: *was obviously lying*

Andrew: *knows she’s lying

Angie: *tries ignoring the radio show they just heard*

Andrew: ...

*the radio suddenly gose really staticky* *it changes on its own back to the talk show*
TSH3: WELL MAYBE IF THAT F***** DIDNT RUN AWAY GREENMAN WOULD STILL BE MAKING MILLIONS!!!!
TSH2: FIRST DO N O T CALL THEM THAT AND SECOND HE IS S T I L L MAKING MONEY SO YOU CAN SHUT UP
TSH: guys-
TSH3: NO IM CALLING HIM WHAT HE IS, A F-
Angie: *picks up the radio crying* s-shut up!!! *throws it against the floor hard* *very obviously angry* *stares at the floor crying* SHUT UP!!!!! *kicks and stomps on the broken radio*

*he shoots the radio with the nerf dart, causing a small explosion to it*
Andrew; f**king

*the radio show can still slightly be heard, it’s very distorted now but still*
Angie: s-s-shut up....... *covers their ears* *not caring about how much pain their leg is making them feel* *keeps kicking and stomping on the radio* *screaming out of pain and anger* JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!

Andrew: here *picks it up and goes outsode

Angie: *crying a lot* *falls to the floor* *curls up in a ball and continues to cry* *they get really emotional really easily and they never get to really cry so they just had to hold back tears their almost whole life*

Andrew; *throws it out in the garbage can

Angie: *keeps sadly mummbling “shut up” because their brain is re playing what the hosts said*

Andrew: *walks IN silent

Angie: s-shut uppppppp TmT

Andrew: hey.. it’s alright, the are gone

Angie: *sniffles and wipes away tears* t-they are?

Andrew: yep

Angie: *sits up and hugs Andrew tight* t/thank y-y-you

Andrew: *hugs back* no problem

Angie: * still crying buts they feel happier now*

Andrew: *sits back down

Angie: *the pain in their leg finally gets to them* !!!!!*also sits down*

Andrew: ...

Angie: *messing with their hair*

Andrew: ._.

Angie: *keeps messing with their hair, if looks like Angie is trying to get something out of their hair?*

Andrew; uh, soemthing is your hair?

Angie: *keeps messing with their hair* *nods yes*

Andrew: ok...

Angie: *forgot they put a hair clip in their hair* * thinking its a piece of glass or something* ._. *realizes its a hair pin* welp-

Andrew: *laughs a bit

Angie: -////////- n-not funny

Andrew: sorry...

Angie: it’s ok...

Andrew: lol

Angie: *fidgets with their gloves*

Andrew: *puts hand in pocket

Angie: *akward silence*

Andrew: ..:

Angie: ;-;

Andrew: this is awkward

Angie: y-yeah..

Andrew: I can go..

Angie: no! It’s not you making this akward!

Andrew: ok

Angie: first, I enjoy having someone to talk to that dosnt either, a: just talk about brains, or b: someone who tries to kill me..... and second I’m even more defenseless at the moment sooo-

Andrew: ok I shall stay

Angie: yay! :3

Andrew: >:3

Angie: UwU

Andrew: lol

Angie: *stands up* *walks over to the bench seat Andrew is sitting on and sits beside him*

Andrew: ...

Angie: -w-

Andrew: ._.

Angie: ?

Andrew: nothing

Angie: oh, ok!!

Andrew: yE

Angie: *yawns* *its getting late* ..

Andrew: uhm, it’s getting late

Angie: oh... well at night there are zombies EVERYWHERE, because their skin can burn during the day

Andrew: well if I’ll stay here for le night

Angie: :0 it’s like a sleepover :D

Andrew: Yeah!

Angie: *giggles* oh wait, one second! *gets up and closes all the blinds* *locks the windows and the door* *also locks the back door*

Andrew; ok

Angie: *sits back down* *tries pushing the table in between the two bench seats away* *cant cause they are to weak*

Andrew: I can do it

Angie: ok

Andrew; Yehs

Angie: UwU

Amdrew: :3

Angie: OwO

Andrew: 8giggles

Angie: -w-

Andrew: ._>

Angie: *saying this in a friend way* you’re cute! *messes up his hair*

Andrew: Uh, thanks!

Angie: you’re welcome! ^w^

Andrew: And uhm, you dont look bad for a zombie *trying to think of a compliment

Angie: aw, thanks!

Andrew: Np

Angie: thinking: I think that’s the first compliment I’ve ever gotten..... *happy zombie* :3

Adrew: :D

Angie: *happy as heck right now* *giggles and smiles*

Andrew; You seem happy

Angie: oh.. yeah! I am!!

Andrew: Good!

Angie; that was the first compliment I’ve gotten, like, ever!! :3

Andrew: o ok

Angie: *giggles*

Andrew: *Little laugh

Angie: :3

Andrew; heh

Angie: sooooooooo- we are friend right?

Andrew: YE

Angie: yay!! *hugs andrew*

Andrew: *hugs bacj

Angie: *giggles*

Andrew; hehe

Angie: -w- *falls asleep hugging Andrew*

Andrew: *eventually falls asleep

(Wholesome 100)

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(EEEEEEEE)

(when they wake up

Angie: *hears something banging at the front door* ? *moves away from Andrew trying to not wake him up* *stands up and looks out the mostly glass door*

Andrew: *still aslep

*a trio of full zombies are banging at the door* *the glass is really strong cause it’s bulletproof glass*

Andrew; *Wakes up due it it* HUH?!

*angie is acting like a zombie trying to communicate to the others “hi there! No human brains here! Just me! A zombie that likes brains!”*

Andrew; *Stays silent when hearing

Angie: *acting like a cartoon zombie* there no brainz here u guyz, move to next build ing!!

Andrew: w8atches

*the zombies shrug then walk away*
Angie: *was holding their breath the whole time* *sigh of relief* thank gosh that worked

Andrew: Well thanks for helping

Angie: you’re welcome :3

Angie: *turns around, facing Andrew* oh! You’re awake! Good morning!!

Andrew: Morning

Angie: did you sleep well?

Andrew: yeh, you?

Angie: yep! Are you hungry? There is still food here, also the diner is connected to a grocery store

Andrew: A bit, ok

Angie: ok! What do you want? I can... kinda cook?

Andrew: Im meh at cooking

Angie: *giggles*

Andrew: hehe

Angie: oh wait I wanna give you something! *reaches into their pockets trying to find it* *tossing random shiny objects that they have collected out of them* *finds it* aha! *takes out a necklace with a green gem* *thd gem is a long spike shape connected to a silver chain* it’s my good luck charm :3

Andrew: You sure? it is very nice but its yours

Angie: yep!

Andrew; ok... *he puts it on

Angie: *smiles* *picks up the shiny things they threw on the floor* *there are coins,gems, rocks, peices of scrap metal, sea glass, beads, and a bottle of rainbow glitter*

Andrew; Interesting array of things you got

Angie: yep! Shiny things make me happy :3 and when I move they make sounds so that also makes me happy

Andrew: Ok!

Angie: *giggles* *spins around with their arms out for no reason*

Andrew: *laughs a bit

Angie: *gets dizzy* *falls onto their back and lays on the floor, watching the ceiling spin*

Andrew: X D

Angie: *giggles* YOU SPIIIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABYYYYYYY *the room is still spinning for them*

*Laughing

Angie: *feeling the happiest they have felt in a few years*

Andrew: XDD

Angie: *giggles more*

Andrew: Heh

Angie: *still watching the ceiling spin*

Andrew: w8atch

Angie: *starts feeling light headed and slightly sick* *ignores it*

Andrew: ...

Angie: *their vision starts to go blurry* ?

Andrew: Uhm

Angie: *shakes their head and stands up* *for a second they are fine... then Angie faints, falling forwards*

Andrew; O_O

Angie: *is about to hit their head on the table, wich may kill them if it happens**or just badly injure*

Andrew: *grabs their hand so they don’t hit the table

Angie: *falls onto the bench seat where andrew was *

Andrew: Phew

*so andrew could either a:catch them, b: let them hit their head, or c: push them so they just fall onto the floor*

Angie: * unconscious *

Andrew; uhm *waits

*a few minutes later Angie wakes up* *blinks a few times: ...?

Andrew: Oh your no longer unconcious!

Angie: what are you talking about..?

Andrew: you fainted

Angie: when??

Andrew: no too long ago

Angie: I... don’t remember that..? £was laying down* *sits up* where am I??

Andrew: uhm

Angie: *looks at andrew* *tilts their head* who are you?

Andrew: Uhm Im andrew: do you not remebr?

Angie: I don’t think so, so no?

Andrew: Fucc

Angie: I’m... supposed to be at home... in my room.... alone again, like always...... why am I here?
(Their memories from after becoming a zombie were basically erased)

(O ok)
Andrew: Uh, maybe looka t your skin

Angie: my skin?- *looks at their hands* gardening gloves??

Andrew: ....yeah

Angie: oh... I um... know what’s under those *small nervous laugh*

Andrew: What is?

Angie: *talking quickly* nothing!! Nothing is under the gloves!! Well, skin and bones and stuff is, but nothing else!!

Andrew: Look, your a zombie

Angie: *giggles* you’re funny... whoever you are

Andrew: Look, you seem to have lost your memory

Angie: seems like it

Andrew: my name is andrew

Angie: an.....drew....... Andrew sounds familiar..I think??

Andrew: ok...

Angie: *gets a short flashback to when they were laying on the floor dizzy, and singing* ?

Andrew: what

Angie: I think I remember something?

Andrew: what is it?

Angie: I think I was dizzy? And..... singing for an unknown reason??

Andrew: mhm

Angie: so I do remember something?

Andrew; yeah, you where singing cause you where happy

Angie: oh, that’s a suprise

Andrew: yeah...

Angie:.....

Andrew; ..

Angie: .... *randomly gets their memory back*
?!

Andrew; What?

Angie: I have no clue whatsoever just happen

Andrew; Oki den

Angie: but my memory is back

Andrew: good!

Angie: ye

Andrew: yas

Angie: *hugs*

*he hugs bac

Angie: *giggles*

Andrew; heh

Angie: *still tired* *cuddles close to andrew* *falls asleep* -w-

Andrew: 8silent

Angie: *happy zombie*

Andrew; *letting her sleep

Angie: -w-

Andrew: .._..

*an half an hour later Angie wakes up again*

Andrew; Helo

Angie: hewow

Andrew: How was the nap

Angie: good *still cuddling close to Andrew*

Andrew; Thats good

Angie: ye

Andrew:Y es

Angie: yeee

Andrew: Y e e e e e e

Angie: *giggles*

Andrew: I see you are still cuddling to me

Angie: yep! -w-

Andrew: -.-

Angie: can I not or something?

Andrew: nu it fine

Angie: ok! I’m just cold -.- *angie is almost always cold no matter the weather, cause of being dead and all*

Andrew o ok

Angie: *cuddles more*

Andrew: uwu

Angie: -w-

(Seeya tomorrow
Andrew: -:-

(See ya)

(Hai

Hai)

h e l o

H e l l l l l l o o o o

l m a o

Ye

want to continue?

Ye

oki
Andrew: ._.

Angie: *still cuddling Andrew*

Andrew: *letting her dew that

Angie: *thinking out loud* this is nice -w-

Andrew; *giggles* really?

Angie: ye —w—

Andrew; oki

Angie: *giggles* *cuddles more* warm -w-

Andrew: -v-

Angie: *smiles*

Andrew: :3

Angie: -w-

Andrew: -v-

Angie: *giggles*

Andrew: l o l

Angie: :0 Wait I just remembered something I can do... I think it’s cool sooo- *purrs* I have no clue why I can do that but ye

Andrew: :0 O ok den

Angie: is it weird?

Andrew: n o

Angie: o o k

Andrew: Y e e

Angie: - w -

Andrew: -v-

Angie: *saying this mostly in a friend way* you’re cute ^w^

Andrew:I thonk you already said that -w-

Angie: I did? Well then you’re double cute!

Andrew: o k d e n

Angie: UvU

Andrew: owo

Angie: *giggles* OwO

Andrew; *laugh

Angie: Wait, no you’re not cute... you’re adoworable UwU

Angie: *giggles*

Andrew: hehe

Angie: -w- *messes with Andrew’s hair*

Andrew; hey!

Angie: *giggles* messy haiiiiiiiiiiiir

Andrew: r e e e e

Angie: *giggling a lot*

Adrew: -v-

Angie: *keeps playing with his hair*

Andrew; *just sitting there

Angie: *messing with his hair still* -w-

Andrew: -v-

Angie: *dosnt know this is a weird thing to say* *saying it mostly in a friend way but Andrew can’t tell* I love you

Andrew: u h m w o t

Angie: I. Love. U!

Andrew: o_O

Angie: are you ok?

Andrew; uh ye, b u t

Angie:?

Andrew: ...

Angie: did I do something bad?

Luke: No

Angie: o-ok..

Luke: ..

Angie:...

LUke; *silent

Angie:.... *stops playing with his hair and moves away from him*..........

Andrew: *rubs his arm

Angie: *feeling like they did something wrong*

LUke: ...

Angie: *being the emotional zombie they are* *their eyes tear up* ........

uke: why are you crying

Angie: !! *quickly wipes away the tears* m-me? C-c-crying? W-what are y-you talking about??

Andrew: I just saw you tearing up...

Angie: .......

Andrew: And you where talking fast, which I have noticed means your lying

Angie:............

Adrew: So whY?

*they were talking fast again*

Angie: I f-feel bad......

Andrew; WHy?

Angie: c-cause...

Andrew: hm?

Angie:........

Andrew; ..

Angie:...I-I’m sorry!! *hugs andrew* TmT

Andrew; *hugs back* Its alright!

Angie: *sniffles* y-you sure?

Andrew: yee

Angie: o-o-ok TmT

Andrew: ._.

Angie: *wipes away tears again* ..

Andrew: ..

Angie:........

Andrew: *rubs arm awkwardly

Angie: *akwards zombie*

Andrew: .-,

Angie: ._.

Andrew: soooo

Angie: ?

Andrew: eh just awkward

Angie: me too

Andrew: ._.

Angie: .___.

Andrew: .——.

Angie: .__________.
*a rock is thrown at the door*

Andrew: wots that

Angie: a noise

Andrew; true

Angie:..

Andrew: ;-;

Angie:.......

Andrew: .-.

Angie:... should I go check on who or what threw that rock?

Andrew: ye *goes to door

*a terrifyingly distorted and rotten zombie is banging rocks against the door*
Angie: ...

Andrew: uhm

Angie: what? *walks over to le door* o-oh my god ew .____.

Andrew: do you think if I throw a plate at it it will leave

Angie: *nods no looking away from the distorted zombie*

*he goes and yeets a plate at the zombie

*the zombie tries to enter the diner*
Angie!! *pulls Andrew inside if he wasn’t and slams the door shut*

Andrew: well that ain’t goot

Angie: y-yeah... I t-think it’s a good I-idea to NOT o-open the door

Andrew: yeah..

Angie: *hugs Andrew* y-you could have gotten h-hurt TmT

Andrew: at least I didn’t alright?

Angie: y-yeah

Andrew: so it’s all fine

Angie: *nods yes*

Andrew: alright

Angie: ..

Andrew: .-.

Angie: . .

Andrew: .____>

Angie: ._.

Andrew: Welp

Angie: .___

Andrew: -v-

Angie: *suddenly stares blankly at Andrew’s neck* *shakes their head* thinking: humans are friends, NOT food

Andrew; u h m, wanting to eat me?

Angie: no ._.

Andrew; Ok ._.

Angie: ._____.||||

Andrew: .--.

Angie: *slightly backs away from andrew*

Andrew; ?

Angie: thinking: Andrew is your FRIEND not your FOOD

Andrew: ...

Angie: *thinking out loud* I promise I won’t bite Andrew I promise I won’t bite Andrew I promise I won’t bite Andrew *keeps saying that*

Andrew; *silent

Angie: I don’t want to bite you............ *slightly lying cause part of them is wanting to go full zombie and bite Andrew*

Andrew; *backs up a bit

Angie:.........

Andrew".......

Angie: I r-really don’t want to hurt you.... the part of me that wants to go full zombie dose... but me, ACTUAL ME dosnt

Andrew: well you seem to be good fighting that part

Angie: y-yeah..... thanks........

Andrew: Np

Angie: so.... do you wanna get something to eat? *jokingly* besides human flesh? *giggles*

Andrew: uh ye sure

Angie: okie! Um, just warning you there mayyyyyyyy be a zombie or two in the grocery store-

AndreW: I can avoid them

Angie: ok... and I can also just act, I’m a pretty good actor ÙwÚ

Andrew: yE I noticed before

Angie: okie :3

Andrew: *walk into the grocery store

*a baby zombie is randomly standing there right when they walk in*
(Every gamers worst nightmare-)

(Hell nooooo)
Andrew: o-o

Angie: :0 smol child *picks up the baby zombie* hey there buddy :3
Baby zombie: *smol growl*

Andrew: *laughs a bit

Angie: this child is mine now

Andrew: ok, it ain’t going to be mine

Angie: okie

Andrew: ye

Baby zombie: *smol growl at andrew*
Angie: no no, Andrew is our friend, n o t f o o d

Andrew: hush child

Baby zombie: -3-

Andrew: -.-