In Soviet Russia

in russia beer is like unsweet tea

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what a lie, beer is like apple juice, vodka is the soda

u fools u dont need soda to live but u need vodka to live so vodka=water

are you one of the mother land

Yes comrade

do you live on russian soil?

irl:no

then do not speak of what is what here in russia

do u?

blyat ty suka

INCORECT SPELLING it is CYKA

IK

I HAVE JUST SPENT TOO MUCH TIME IN THE MAPLE SYRUP PLACE COMRADE

there was no need for that man

apologies comrade, i just felt like saying that

you r forgiven but do that again and i tell babushka

NO NOT BABUSHKA, SHE WILL TAKE MY VODKA