Bloo: what do you think about Laven (Hex’s son)?

Moon: he’s nice

Laven: I am?

Moon: I honestly want to be left alone

Frigid: why do you exi-
*gets slapped*
Bugs: have you ever though of um... abandoning your parents?

Moon: I know you are lying

Bugs:... you don’t need to know...
Ice: m-moon w-w-would you e-eat me if your p-parents forced you to?
*whimpers*

Moon: no...

Moon: I can’t, because you know how fast they can travel throughout Melonren

Bugs: true... I only was able to escape from my own abusive dad after I died...

Moon: I am unable to die so.... maybe I have to be like Ezlo and escape

Ezlo: DO NOT MAKE ME YOUR IDOL

Bugs: yeah... I don’t know...

*Moon hugs Bugs*

Ezlo: ok that’s kinda adorable

Bugs: aw
*hugs her back*

Ezlo: wait does Moon know curse words-

Moon: I do but I hate them

Ice: I don’t know any f**kin curse words
Bugs: who should tell her...

Moon: you just said one-

Fakie: *with some black star thing* TIME TO CORRUPT THE CHILD

*Fakie gets dragged into a portal*

Ezlo: well f**k

Ice: I did? Oh sorry

Moon: also who was that goat humanoid thing

Ice: who?

Ezlo: f a k i e

Sunstorm: oh no- don’t tell her

Moon: who is that

Ice: oh her...
Bugs: she just likes to make jokes...
*nervous laughter*