Eric: I bet she did, after all I was her first boyfriend. Unlike this shit I’m starting at. You think you got the moves? Oh, wait I’m sorry. All slime does is just sit and bounce
*he consumes a chili pepper and now he’s a fire person.*
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Eric: and that’s why god created the middle finger... I hope the police never find your body, oh wait, you’ll already have disolved! *cuts his chest to make a x across it* come at me, if you can
Eric: I am the chosen one * he levitates, eyes turning into complete black and he grabs his giant scythe* wanna know why I’m not dead yet? I’m immortal
Eric: *about to chop mucky in half when he stops himself* I— *turns back to normal* I’m sorry *he teleports away*
Aaron: I knew inside of him was a heart
Eric: *blasts aaron* I lost it a long time ago, just like my soul, when I sold myself to the devil