ye

4
5
13
17

:>

4
5
10

hehe

yup

2
4
5

lol

5
7
13
17

:)

Everything except 1 and 18

lmao

lol

4, 9, and 18

hehe

oof I gtg 4 the day

oof oki

bye orange

bye

hello

hi's lo

guess what?

wha

me and the anime army have a secret weapon

wha is it

i love anime

I like any anime that db,dbz, and dbs

and SAO's 1st season

im watching aot rn

which season u on?

1, fourth episode

I finished season 1 along time ago, I forgot like, 90% of it

oof

yea, anyways, what do you need to laugh about today? my job is to make my friends laugh. more or less

nothing rn im getting cuddles from my puppy

D: I don't have a dog, I wont understand that feel ;-;

aw :(

shes asleep on my thighs rn

awwwww
that's adorable

:>

why do you have +100 luck while I have +20 luck

i dont tbh

you get a adorable as hell puppy asleep on you.
I got my comfortable as hell chair I'm sitting on

im sitting on the floor

rly? I thought you would be sitting on your bed

alright, im gonna make you laugh now

give me something to work with

nah not rn

a'ight

hold up, im go afk for a small min

ye

a'ight im back

welcome back

thank you, im happy to be here

YOU ON YET!?!?!??!?!?!?

:)

anyways, I think im gonna make a semi nsfw meme,
what do you think it should be about?

sleep sex

lol XD, actually I think ima do a "turn me on challenge" and its harder to do than you think bion

lol oki

lol, that's going to be the end of the conversation XD

lol

anyways, I might be able to dm this weekend

MIGHT, but if I cant ill dm you

oki

anyways, what clans are you part of?

oki

oki

wdym

umm, idk how to explain it, I guess, what groups are you in?

idk lol

eh, anyways what do you think about db?

idk what that is ;-; im very dumb

if your dumb, im mentally retarted, trust me XD
anyways, its Dragon Ball

OH i need to watch it but it looks cool

OMFG YOU HAVENT SEEN IT?

ok look here, you need to watch dragon ball z then dragon ball super, the og dragon ball is optional

but the og one is a lot more nsfw than all the others

okiii

and there is 2 movies about dragon ball super:
dragon ball super: battle of the gods (watch this 1st)
dragon ball super: broly (watch this after you finish dragon ball super)

idk its kinda hard to make me laugh tbh

I made you laugh, like, 5 time yesterday

u back?

ik but todays one of THOSE days

its one THOSE days? man, Those days suck even worse than those days. man, I cant believe its one of THOSE days

ikr

that was my attempt to make you laugh.

you sadded me. why did you sadded me

oh i did

i did laugh

anyways, what would you like to talk about

im the f**ckin devil

i have to get off for the day, ttyl

alright, bye!

ye

wanna know my three types of making people suffer?

hell yeah

ok, in 3rd place its stabbing them in the stomach,
in 2nd its making them listen to my sonic x tails fan fiction

and in 1st...………..its making them listen to baby shark for 42 hours and no break

whats 1st

OH NO

nah baby if anyone's the devil its me

ok we can be half devils

oki

my oc is grilling this oc but the problem is...…..my oc is a go***amn Saiyan

lmfao

he already went super Saiyan RosE

heres a pic of the first anime character to use it

me, named rose: lMaO

LOL

lol

he looks fu**in gay ngl

lmfao

wanna know the funny thing?

hes from dragon ball

so ima bout to spoil the entire f**ing arc for u, you ready?

*scared noises* sure

hold on gotta prep myself *INHALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* so after the beerus and universe 6 arc, future trunks comes back and says "yo goku. there be bad guy lookin like you being a ja***ss and killing people. I need you to come back to the future with me and kill him, you too vegeta" and they say the compelling argument known as "ok"
ok ready to continue?

ye

so meanwhile in the future, goku blacks like, "yo where ta fu** did he go?" and then the magic ring on his hand makes a beam and a portal opens to the past and goku blacks all like "yo. ima go through that portal" and goes through, that portal was ACTUALLY a portal to the past and when goku black gets there hes like, yo wtf am I at?"
ok ready to continue?

ye

ok, so when he gets t the future he like" yo, theres me!" and gokus like "o, theres me!" and they fight, goku back whoops gokus a** HARD so when goku black goes to the future he destroys trunks future ship, he then goku says. YO WE GOTTA KILL THIS DUDE!," so they decide to goback to the future, 30 mins later, gokus just about dead, another person comes down and is invincible, vegetas in no codition to fight, and trunks is just about out of energy, they go back to the past and vegetas wife, bulma decides to heal them up, ok ready to continue?

YE

ok, so they go ack to the past, and heals and then goes BACK, skip 40 mins and both green boi and goku black, fuse, making EVEN BIGGER GREEN BOI :OOOOOO so goku and vegeta fuse to beat them! the fusion name is ughhhhh I think its vegito? yea vegito, anyways goku and vegeta fused is to strong for the simple fusion earrings! so they defuse mid battle and get FU**IN RECKT, so they call upon the mighty grand zeno, and tell him to destroy him, grand zeno looks around and says, "eww, this sh**s nasty, YEEET" and the universe gets destroyed, goku and friends barley gets out of there and returns home, an angel comes up and says to trunks "yo, I can take you back before goku black tried to kill you, so yea" trunks and his girlfriend except and they fly off into there new live,. AND THATS THE END DO DO DO DO DO DO

wow-

yea, theres a lot more into it tho, so you have to watch it for yourself. anyways, how many times did you laugh at it?

about 3

where were they?

irl

ik I was asking where did you laugh? where I said mega green boy :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO or something like that

IK in real life, I was saying "did you laugh at part 2 or part 1? and where did you laugh in part 2 and part 1?

OH im dumb but yea there lmao

its good fam

ima see if I can get a picture of mega green boi

here we go

part 2

oh wow

wut?

what I do zis time?

nothing

eh, anyways. wait.

I stfg if you start simping for mega green boi :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ima actually scream

wha

i wont lol

cool

anyways, what talk about now?

i posted me doing an ahegao face-

wth is an ahegao face?

;-; just go look

mmk

o u made stream about your self?

aha

ye

can I follow it?

u there?

sure

a'ight can I be mod?

ok so ima tell you the ENTIRE F**KING TOURNAMENT OF POWER ARC because I like having someone to talk to bout that stuff :D

yea i was just posting

nobody.
my brain shorting out:

cool beans

lmao

im gonna tell you what I think when I see your recent posts ok?

ok, most of it was spamming to cover up the thighs

alright lemme check

ok so the only one worth mentioning is the last one, and its a face pic (trust me when I say, I will never do one)

lmao

why do you do face pics? (no offense)

i do it when i feel pretty

oh uhhhhhh (audible fizzling of brain) uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wha

idk I was bored '-'

anyways, what doing nows?

idk

wanna rp?

what kind?

wdym?

what kind of rp

wdym what kinda rp?

idk im dumb

wanna do a fighting rp?

do I start or you?

???

ima head off for le day

bye gr-orange yea orange bye orange

good

also you replied a little 2 late '*'

huh yea im always off alll weekend

good, im talking with a guys who somehow read all of our convos

its really hard to f***ing hard to follow along with it so im impressed

i- who

yea, that's what I said ';'

lmao

wanna hear a joke?

my existence

yup, that's true but I got an even better one!

lol what is it

big chungus! hahahahah

(say it isn't funny, that's where the real joke begins) hahahahhahahahah im so funny

*confused noises*

(say it isn't funny) man, ima comedic genius!

o-ok uh its not funny?

what was that?

is not funny?

im giving you one more chance *gun clicks*

its not funny

get ready to perish

finally

*dies* *you die*

*happy dead noises*

finally, I perished her, time to bring my comedic genius to somebody else

actual me: *walks over and brings you back from perish*
why couldn't you just say he was a comedic genius and walk away?

because im a suicidal bitch

*puts hand on his face* ugh lets go *picks her up, yeets her over his shoulder and flys away*

*pouts* why not just let me die

*struggling to fly and talk at the same time*
because no, why do you even want to kill yourself?

*laughs* because i f**king hate myself

*continues to struggle*
what about me? how do you think I would feel if my best friend killed herself?

im easily replacable

no you aren't, what about me, am I replaceable? *she begins to notice that all this talking while flying is taking a toll on him*

i- *huffs and stfu*

exactly, *lands at the nearest hotel* I don't have a lot of money right now , so I can only afford one room, I would expect you to come outside at mid night and be a prostitute but hey, your call now ima go check in, lets go *grabs her hand and takes her inside*

im not a prostitute-

no but your dumb and suicidle, a deadly combination, I wouldn't expect any less from you (just for context its about 10:30) now go up to the room, I think its on floor 2 and the room is number 36

fine *goes up to room and flops on bed*

*heads to the bar and gets SUPER drunk*

*turns on tv*

*starts getting in a fight down stairs and sends a guy through a wall*

*finds while walking around* what'd i miss? *grabs by shirt collar and drags to room* yea im the dangerous one

leave me alone, *pushes her away* im fine im fine, *goes back into the bar and gets even more drunk*

*grabs by shirt collar again and drags to room* i dont think im the one we need to worry about here *locks the door and throws onto bed* sleep it off im gonna change my clothes *goes to bathroom to change*

don't kill yourself, *semi falls asleep*

*sigh* dumbass *takes shirt off and starts shower*

*I sleep*

*wakes up and sneaks back to the bar while she's taking a shower*

*20 mins later*
*gets out of shower* refreshing.

*see's a fake him he made out of pillows*

*appears behind out of no where* dont even think about it.

s**t *teleports outside*

*walks up to pillows* *punches* hm no noise.. alright *goes down to bar*

*starts drinking beer as fast as he can*

*shows up behind you out of no where* whatcha doin?

*doesn't even get startled*
beer

you're "doing" beer? *sighs and grabs beer and drinks it* lets go *picks up and carries back to room* drunk you is a lot of work *puts on bed and lays on top of so you cant get up*

*blushes so hard he gets sober*
YO WTF ARE YOU DOING ON TOP OF ME!?!??!?!?!??!

you got insanely drunk and kept sneaking back to the bar so the only way to keep you from leaving was to lay on top of you, you're quite comfy you know

hold on *knock's her off, gets a beer and gets drunk again*

*lands in vulnerable position* what the- *takes beer away and drinks the rest* no no no *throws on bed again and gets back on top of*

ughhhh *waits until she falls asleep to try again*

i hope you know im an insomniac i rarely sleep so your choices are to either sleep until you're sober or im gonna have to try something else to make you sober again

ike what! you cant make me sober if you tried! *laughs in cocky*

*sighs and gets on top of sexually*

*keeps laughing in cocky*

oh my god will you shut up with that laughing

as said, you cant sober me! I have had about 50 beers today!

*facepalm* well im out of ideas- well there is one thing i could try but i doubt it'd work

hah! like what!

*facepalms* please stfu *aggressively pulls into a kiss*

*internal screaming*
*gets sober in .1 seconds*
HOLY S**T

YOUR TOUNGE FEELS SO F***ING WIERD

*KNOCKS HER OFF OF HIM AND JUMPS OUT OF WINDOW* (sry for caps im to lazy to go over and change it)

(you still there?)

*isn't phased* i told him i had to do something *shrugs*

*pulls back in window* you did this to yourself

*internal screaming*
*blushes like hell*
NOPE *goes back to bar before she can catch him*

*starts drinking some fanta*

*to self* i was only gonna make him watch a movie with me but oki *turns on movie*

*questioning self*
*who am I? am I worth it? whats the point?*
falls asleep at bar

*gets call from bar* oh- be there in a sec *goes to bar and picks up to bring back to the room* what a night *puts on bed and covers up then goes to sleep on couch*

*wakes up* (time: 3:00 am) *looks at her asleep* ah crap *picks her up and puts her on the bed while he goes in the bathroom and watches youtube on his phone*

*goes outside and trains like hell* *100 pushups 1000 situps*
*all in super Saiyan rose form*

*falls off bed and head starts bleeding*

(carful what you do, this is gonna choose my characters moral alignment for the rest of the rp)

*casually bleeding out on floor*

*gets a sudden sensation of worries* somethings wrong *goes back into the room and see's her* S**T *picks her up and rushes to the ER while flying,* its ok, your gonna be ok

*gets to the er* *4 hours later*

(lmao idek where my ideas are coming from)

(lol its good you got 9 options, 1 for each moral alignment) (if she dies hes gonna become a dictator and kill a bunch of people)

*wakes up with terrible headache* where the hell-

*see's him asleep with a bunch of empty beer bottles near him*

*even while he's asleep he's shaking*

*sigh* alright time to go *signs out and takes back to hotel room and puts on bed* ow *takes medicine for headache then falls asleep next to*

*he's asleep but shaking like hell, afraid his bff is going to die*

*sleeps close to him to try and minimize the shaking*

*shakes even harder*

*starts whispering, "no, no please, don't go"*

*sigh* *gets on top of again and sleeps there*

*shaking stops a little, but still is going semi-full throttle*

*plays with his hair*
*in calming voice* shh, shh it's okay, i'm right here

*calms down and finally stops* *breaths normal*

*unintentionally hugs her and whispers* don't go please, don't die

*hugs back* im not going anywhere

(time 12:00 am) *wakes up and realizes she's asleep* *and hes hugging her* oh no *gets out of bed, ok lets go *picks up bed a crashes through the roof and flys away carrying the bed with her asleep on it*

*wakes up from noise* what the-

*she see's she's alone in the bed and soaring through the sky*

my god how much weed did i have *facepalm*

*screams* YOU TOOK WEED!?

OH WAIT THIS IS REAL

YEA IT IS! LOOK DOWN THE SIDE OF THE BED

*visible panic* WE'RE SO HIGH-

I CAN DROP YOU IF YOU WANT!

WHAT NO

OK, LOOK ON THE COVERS AND YOUL SEE YOUR CLOTHES. DONT KNOW WHY YOU WHERE F***ING NUDE BUT EH

*visible confusion* WHEN TF DID THESE COME OFF- *just hides under sheets embarassed*

HOW DO YOU THINK I FELT WHEN I WOKE UP? I THOUGHT, "aww shit, she did it while I was drunk" NOW PUT EM ON

too- embarrassed- cant- move-

ALSO IF WE DID HAVE S*X LAST NIGHT WAS I GOOD?

OH YEA< I STOLE THOSE CLOTHES BTW

THE ONES ON THERE AREONES I STOLE FROM A SUPREME STORE (slowly but surly this is be coming smut)

I DONT THINK WE DID BUT IM GOING TO CONTINUE HIDING UNDER THE SHEETS

GOOD, BECAUSE I DONT WANNA LOSE MY VI***ITY JUST YET, BUT PUT ON THE CLOTHES I STOLE PLEASE? I GOT SHOT LIKE 5 TIMES IN THE ARMS AND CHEAST TO GET THEM

*puts clothes on* they're quite tight and very revealing, how do you know my style of clothing?

I DONT< I JUST STOLE WHAT EVER I COULD GET MY HANDS ON, AS I SAID THOUGH, IM RUNNINGON PURE ADRENALIN I MIGHT CRASH IN A FEW MINUTES BECAUSE OF THE PAIN THESE BULLET WOUNDS WILL DO ON ME

THEN LAND SOMEWHERE NOW

O- AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *starts to fall*

*tosses pillow to and then braces for impact*

(we just gonna ignore hes under the bed or?) *she hears him saying "it hurts. it hurts so f***ing bad*

(ye) *grabs and pulls on top of bed* get on top of me

(lol) *whispers* "kill me, kill me please" *she notices his shirt has holes in it and has a bunch of blood stains*

*gets under him and pulls him in and holds tight* just relax *somehow magically heals wounds* and now the only problem is us falling towards the ground really fast

I GOT THIS! *goes super Saiyan rose and flys under the bed, breaking the fall for them*

*her

DUMBASS THE MATTRESS WOULD'VE BROKEN THE FALL ENOUGH YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURSELF HURT

THIS IS A GOD TRANSFORMATION! IF I HAD WENT THIS WEN I STOLE THE CLOTHES I WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECTLY FINE! *the mattress hit him, and he hits the ground at 50 miles an hour*

*visible panic* SHIT- *restlessly tries to get him out from under and make sure hes ok*

*pretends to be dead*

*tears up* come on wake up wake up wake up

*coughs a little* ehh? where am i?

*tackles and hugs*

*crying*

*realizes her b**b is on his face* !!!!! *begins to say something but then realizes he should just let it go*

*between sobs* i thought you were dead!

bi**ch *cough* you know i wont go down that easy also your boobs in my face but ima just let that slide for now *passes out*

*sits up* and 3..2..1 *slaps awake*

*wakes up suddenly* AH BOOB! DEATH! MATTRES! SUPPREME!

*sitting on top of* here *gives cup of water*

ugh *takes water and flys away with it, leaving her there for .9 seconds*

*he sleep, barely breathing*

*lonely noises* *falls onto ground*

*comes back with beer and fanta and flowers* here these are for you *gives her beer and flowers*

*downs beer very quickly* thanks

your welcome, consider that our first date *she notices he's more emo than usual*

whats with the emo look

b**ch call me emo one more time *goes super Saiyan rose*

emo

BI- *charges up a giant ki blast*

*just makes eye contact with*

ARGH *stops charging beam and flys off until night time*

*has no where to go so just sits there*
*shady guy walks up*
*ignores*

*gets back with pizza and beer* LETS E- oh wtf is this guy

*says nothing but looks at with pure fear in eyes and a very tense body*

whats wrong? *hugs her* we bffs! why you look at me that way?

*clings to and whispers very quietly* that guy is bad news

what do you mean?

*very tense and shaking* h-he's someone i used to know h-he used to d-do things to me

*she notices his aura gets really deep and scary*

*grabs shirt collar and pulls close* dont.. can we please just go somewhere safe *looks at teary eyed*

*she also notices the ground starts the rumble, almost like theres a f5 earth quake, and a rose aura surrounds him*

*visibly scared and grabs arm* please *practically begging* lets just go somewhere else

run *shrugs her off as he goes into a new, stronger level of power, ssj rose 3!* teleports to the strangers side and bashes his head into the ground*

*falls to ground still tense and shaking, trying not to cry*

*the stranger punches him, with that one punch he goes flying and knocks into her, he stops breathing and powers down*

*catches and gives cpr and then holds close* *looks at "stranger" with pure fear and helplessness*

*cough up blood* do something that will make me blush, Quickly! *blood cough*

um okay *thinks while panicking* ah *gets on top of and kisses*

*blushes so hard she thinks he going ssj rose* get on my back *when she gets on he takes of at sound breaking speed*

well i think that worked

of course it did! now, im just gonna pass o- *passes out, but not before hugging her tight so he breaks the fall for her*

*slaps awake*

*still asleep, he amount od damage that punch did was very, they hit the floor, she is unharmed but him...*

come on please wake up *shakes*

*dead*

*starts crying and lays down on top of while hugging him*

*gonna need to do more than that this time, dead*

*considers committing suicide*

*breathing, but barley, so she don't know*

*puts knife to skin and starts to cut a little* *blood drips on him*

*opens eye, and whispers* stop...……..please.

F**K I THOUGHT I LOST YOU *throws knife and hits bird flying by* its just one. *tackles still crying*

*goes to sleep for a long time*

*stays on top of*

*holds tight and gives cpr as needed*

*lifts arm slowly and hugs back, still asleep*

*has naturally very high body temperature so holds close to keep him warm*

*he see's the shady dud walk up from behind her, right before he grabs he he says "run"*

*he then goes into a 3 week long coma, he's just sitting outside, asleep, alone, for about 3 weeks! meanwhile, (im gonna call her rose for obvious reasons) rose is getting treated like a slave, she gets whiped daily and r**ed daily! it sucks to be rose, but without her bodygaurd, she has no defense against the horrible cycle!*

*shes also very bruised and beat up*

*3 weeks later* *wakes up* WUT? *looks around and finds he's alone* where is she?* *he flys really high to see a abandoned warehouse far off in the distance* alright lets start there, *flys towards the warehouse *

*struggling to stay conscious while cleaning the kitchen*

*shouting* ROSE! whereTF ARE YOU?

*hears and runs out back waving arms*

*still shouting, unable to see her* ROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWARE TFG IM GONNA GET DEPPRESED IF I CANT FIND YOU SOON!

*hasn't had water in days so cant really talk* *coughing* here!! *bangs gong that came out of no where*

*still shouting* WHERE TF IS THAT NOISE?
*meanwhile shady man* *realizes what rose is doing and brings her by the neck inside and says "just for that your getting whiped" *

*screaming and crying* NO!!! PLEASE NO!!

*sniffs the air* I smell her tears *flys in the direction he smells*
*meanwhile*
*he takes her into the warehouse and chains her up, he also burns every piece of cloth from the head down to the waist so the scars really stick*

*struggling while screaming and crying*

*sniffs even more* its go time *flys to the part of the warehouse their at, but before he blows up the wall, he goes ULTRA INSTINCT BECAUSE WHY NOT?! so when he blasts in, she assumes its somebody else that's evil because of the white aura instead of rosE*

*continues struggling*

*see's rose* its alright you don't have to be sad *steps out of the smoke* because I am her- OMG WTF HAPPEND TO UR CLOTHES?!?! *covers his eyes*

*between sobs* he burned them while they were on me

DAMN that's f**ing savage! but still, you couldn't of just made yourself look pretty for me? *stranger and try's to attack him from behind*

just shut up and watch out behind you!

*before she can say the last part he dodges any attack that the shay dude trys to throw at him, then continues to grab his arm, snap it in half, and snap his neck

*and then he just looks at thee body, with souless eyes*

*shivering out of coldness* please get me out f these chains

*forgets she's their and is still staring at the body, even she can feel all the bad vibes coming off him*

*rattles chains* get me out of here

*looks at her and a giant wave of fear passes over her because his eyes? they were completely grey,*

*sniffles* please..

*snaps out of it and the aura is gone* eh? why are you looking at me like that? *snaps the chains with 2 energy blasts*

*falls to ground weak and sore*

*gets down on one knee with his back towards her* get on why dontcha?

*gets on*

*flys out of the hole in the wall and starts flying back to the hotel* hey, wanna hear a joke?

sure

alright, knock knock

whos there

your boob

your boob who

your boob is currently resting on my shoulder and i find it very uncomfortable

*repositions* sorry

its ok (I think the correct format for you to think of this of is anime) annnd were here, *flys onto the roof* get off

*gets off*

ok bye, *jumps off the roof*

WHAT- *tries to grab but cant move because bruises and stuff*

*audible super hero landing noises* *but she doesn't know that ;)* *walks inside*

*starts crying and just curls up and lays there, helpless*

*flys back up with room key* im ba- whoa what happened to you?

WAIT WTF YOU'RE OKAY *tackles and hugs*

*gets tackled on the ground* its ok its ok, ngl this is pretty smexy but its ok

*sits up still on top of and pouts* you scared me

*chuckles* heh, I forgot you humans have standards for that type of thing, I have survived a bed flying and hitting me at 50 miles per hour, I can f**ing fly, and your scared because of a 50 foot drop? heh that kinda funny ngl

*hides face in hands* shut up..

ok lets go inside, I guess I gotta f**k up however hits on you

i cant just go inside naked

ugh god, forgot anything that's about to happen but take this, *takes off his shirt and gives it to her, he has so many f**ing scars on his whole chest area that its impossible to count but the 9-pack makes up for it*

*puts on*

*you notice that you might as well be naked, sense there are so many holes in it*

ill work with it

ok lets go *as you walk in, 9/10 girls walk over to him and start flirting*

*wraps arms around* lets just go to the room

hold on *takes arms off* they want me to go over to them, also wtf are they calling me "daddy"? *walks over to them*

*grabs and looks at with pleading eyes* dont go..

*looks at her with concerning eyes* uh, Uh UH *teleports to the bar before she even knows it

*bangs table* ughhh why the bar im not even dressed this is where the perverts hang *puts head down and starts crying*

*teleports back with a beer* hey BABE what are you doing HONEY?! yea that's right, she's you pack of vulture's!

*takes her hand and walks back to the room while middle fingering everybody with the other one*

*confusion noises*

*when they get in the room* its where the perverts hang right? so I made sure they wouldn't mess with you because im f**ing stacked

*says nothing just covers eyes and throws self onto bed*

now give me that! *forcefully takes off the shirt and puts it on himself* im heading back to know what they meant by daddy *exits room*

*flinches extremely hard at fast movements* oh. *curls up under covers*

*2 hors later* *your wondering where he's at but then hear him say, "whats a blow job?"

*perks up and grabs robe from bathroom* *runs to him* *grabs hand* come with me *he tries asking why* NOW

*snatches hand away* but I wanna know wtf there talking about!

*grabs by collar and pulls into a kiss and then whispers* they want to suck your dick and i know how girls like them think they're gonna suck you dry and then haul you off to california or some shit so please listen to me and come back to the room.. *practically begging*

*surprised sounds* TF? that's disgusting! California is a horrible place!

exactly so lets go.

I think I might just stay down here and get a beer though

*gets a beer and sits down*

*sits down next to and leans on*

random drunk guy that looks buffer than him but isn't: hey pretty lady what are you doing down here with such a loser?

me: duck

*ignores*

me:rose I said duck
random drunk dude: what do you mean shortstack?

*holds onto his arm and ignores the stranger*

me: rose, im about to get really f**ing drunk, I suggest you duck now or I might accidently punch you

*ducks just in time*

*punches random buff dude with enough strength that it send him through 5 walls and now he's knocked out outside*

*gives her a beer* drink

*ducks under table*

*drinks*

letts drink tell were hella drunk, what you think about that?

i dont get drunk easily but sure

*68 beers later* you drunk yet rose?

*struggling to speak* a little

we gottsa get thy fully drunketh! *69 more beers later* yOu DrUnK yEt?

*downs one more* yEa

nIcE wAnT gO rOoM nOw?

sUrE

*picks her up with one arm on her legs while the other on the back* Ok LeTs ClImB uP tHe ElEvAtOrE

lEtS nOt cLiMb

Ok WhAt Do?

*gets in elevator* jUsT uSe It NoRmAlLy

*gets in after her* I tHiNk yOu NeEd OnE mOrEs bEeR *gives her one more beer*

*takes beer with them to room and then drinks*

nOwS yOu TaLkInGs LiKeR Me?

tHiS rObE iS tOo HoT *takes off robe and sits on bed and turns on tv*

*starts poking one of her boobs* I tHiNk YoU hAvE a WaTeR bAlLoOn On YoUr ChEsT

iTs A tItTy DuMbAsS *bops head*

*doesn't even feel it*
wHaT dO yOu EvEn Do WiTh It

nOtHiNg ReAlLy It CaN bE a SeXuAl ThInG sOmEtImEs ThO

HoW sO?

IdK iT cAn GiVe GuYs BoNeRs ThO

Tf A bOnEr?

wHeN yOu GeT hOrNy AnD yOuR dIcK gEtS hArD

WhAtS hOrNy?

wHeN yOu WaNt SeX

WhAtS sEx? (my character said, being a pure and innocent soul not much longer)

gOd YoU'rE iNnOcEnT *gets on top of* i'Ll ShOw YoU

WhY tHe F**k ArE yOu On ToP oF mE

iM gOnNa ShOw YoU wHaT sEx Is JuSt ReLaX *starts making out with after taking off his shirt*

*thinks* WtF iS tHaT tOuNgE dOiNg In My mOuTh?

*he gets hard as she continues making out with him*

*him slowly gets sober over s*x*

*she rides him til he finishes and then they both fall asleep with her still on top of him*

*litlle did she know, she too has a power, the power to see another persons dreams! so she wakes up sober in a endless white abyss, a voice calls out saying, "who's dreams would you like to go in today"?

*confusion noises* huh? *realizes shes on top of him, naked* huh?

noise of the white: i said, whos dreams would you like to go in today?

uh to test this out uh i guess his *points are fort (idk what else to all you lol*

(call him darth) ok, going into dream *she quickly grows shorter, and more shorter, like she's rapid aging in reverse! and then shes 5 years old again! before she can ponder what happened, shes transported to an elementary school playground right as the recess bell rings!*

where am i?

a girl about her age shows up, she says "hey rose! wanna go play!" but there's a big crowd growing near the school building, what do you do?"

sure but whats going on over there?

*the girl says " the weird kid is over their, us girls are about to go over there anyways and mess with him! wanna come?"

*hesitates* s-sure...

*when you get over their, your treated like royalty, the crowd moves out of there way to make sure you get to the middle, in the middle, a kid that looks about your age is fighting the group of bullies, the only weird thing about him......is his tail, all the girls start calling him monkey and start yelling "DANCE MONKEY DANCE!" the kid already has a bloody nose and a busted lip, and this all seems like deja vu for you, but what do you do?

*bites lip and thinks* hey! whats going on here?

*the kid just lost a tooth, than says in a VERY familiar voice, "heh, that was loose anyway" and then starts to get yellow eyes, then yellow hair, and YELLOW AURA! what do you do?*

*walks up to the kid* whats your name?

eh? im darth, now go back with your bully friends or your next *he smiles with a chipped tooth*

*kneels down and looks at then tilts head and wipes blood off him*

*jumps back in shock, the aura around him fades* what are yo- *he gets hit with a bunch of rocks, all the other kids are throwing rocks at him,* *his aura tries to fire up but he's to weak, he gets up in a balled up position and starts crying*

*stands up and yells at other kids to stop then helps him up and takes him to bathroom to cleanup*

*when he gets to the bathroom he sits in one of the stalls and starts wiping himself with a paper towel *

*takes paper towel and helps him* why do they do this to you?

none of your beeswax! *but studys his tail for a little bit, he can almost use it like a 5th limb* anyways, why are you nice to me today? your mean to me any other day of the week!

*confused* i am? *realizes and covers mouth* i-i am so sorry im a terrible person *facepalms and sleeve slides down, revealing loads of scars and cuts*

*see's the cuts and walks out, before she can get outside with him they hear the other kids yelling, but they stop suddenly and you hear him fighting the bullies, not the boy ones but the girl ones*

*present time* i wanna get out of here i dont wanna remember this..

*white voice* there's a good ending to this, one you will find pleasing, you may leave if you wish but i think you may want to stay here until he wakes up

fine, *stays and gets him bak to the bathroom* quit it you're just gonna hurt yourself more

*before she can do that, all of the cool girls surround her and start saying, "NERD"
"why do you wanna help the weird kid? you must be weird too"
"we don't like you anymore"
"you sick, sack of crap"

*looks and them and smiles* did you just insult me? *they get visibly scared* 3..2..1 *they've already run off and she grabs darth and takes back inside*

HEY! *snatches his tail away from her* *audible menacing voice* don't. touch. my. tail.

(you there)?

*cutely touches*

*when she touches it he fires 5 sepreat energy beams at her face, all 5 of them hurting her like s**t*

OW WTF *grabs face*

*teeth clenched* Don't. Touch.My.TAIL *goes ssj rose for the first time in his life*

*visibly scared but tries to hide it*

*deep voice* TOUCH MY TAIL AGIAN AND I TOUCH YOUR SPINE

*bursts out laughing* why do you sound like that?

*teleports over to her and grabs her throat* is this funny? *begins to squeeze* *you can barley breath, what do you do?*

*doesnt resist just makes eye contact* go ahead and kill me.

*throws her to the ground, but not before blasting her back* i said i would touch your spine. walks off

*lays on floor and coughs up blood*

*realizes he just hurt the only person that ever cared enough to talk to him, or care for him,*
me: *image*

*sits up against wall, covered in blood she coughed up*

*feels his moral compass returning to the right spot* *sweat times 30*

*falls over*

*sweats so hard that he himself passes out*

*a few minutes later she gets up and takes off her sweater and throws it away* *goes and finds darth and takes him to an empty classroom*

*she can feel the amount of dread coming off him*

*wipes sweat with old rag*

*tail grabs rag and throws it away*

*shook*

(shook what)

(in shock) *coughs up more blood*

*tail grabs rag and gives it to her*

*takes rag and wipes mouth*

*tail lays down*

*lets him lay in lap*

*he goes ssj1 in his sleep*

*fell asleep with arms around him*

*time 1:00, moon: full,* *wakes up* eh? where am I? *looks at her asleep with her arms around him* looks at the moon , its full * *eyes go grey while watching it*

*wakes up, sore* what happen- *coughs up more blood* happened

*grows bigger, and harrier*

*confused and dazed*

*turns into I giant a** super strong monkey*

*scared noises in corner*

*goes on rampage*

*hides in corner*

*5 hours of rampage ends*
*giant stomping and crashing stops*

*still hiding in corner*

*she notices that she cant see the giant monkey anymore*

h- *coughs more blood* h-hello?

*but nobody came*

*gets up and walks through dust*

*just keep walking through the dust, you'll se him*

*keeps walking* *sees and runs over to*

*happily asleep*

*present time* where is this going?

*white voice* your choice right now will affect what you wake up too, you have do one more thing before you leave

*picks up and hugs tight and falls asleep with*

*white voice* wrong choice
*you go back to the past but instead of the hotel bed your in a bed in a nice looking house*

WAIT NO! *very mad and starts breaking things* NO NO NO NO NO NO F**K *bangs on table* YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY CONTEXT F**K YOU

*you hear a small voice say "mommy" *

*looks towards voice*

*you see a 4-year old looking up at you*
mommy, why are you breaking things?

*slowly falls to floor crying* no.. I DONT WANNA BE HERE *crys so hard she cant move*

the 4-year old: mommy are you ok?

*looks at child* whats your name?

(I cant think of a ship name,crap, gimme a idea of one)

(who are we shipping im honestly lost lol)

(same tbh, the ship is darth x rose)

(just name her stella lol)

(all right ill see what I can )
4-year old: mommy its me, stella

*present time* where did you take me? i wanna go back to the hotel room with him please

mommy? who are you talking too?

sweetie- go play outside for a while

ok, can ryan come with me?

sure

yay! thanks mom! RYAN!
*11 yr old voice* what do you want stella?
mommy said you had to come outside and play with me!
fine, ill train you to launch energy beams today
yay! race you there!
your not gonna win!
*you hear 2 teleportation sound and their both outside playing/training*

*to white abyss* where did you take me? please take me back to the hotel room i dont wanna be here

*nobodys there*
*you hear a male voice* ROSE

*looks around* whos there?

*she see's a more adult looking darth looking at her,* what did you do?

*confused* darth..? *tackles and hugs* *crying* where the f**k are we

*HUGS BACK*
I don't know, but you did something, so now we have 2 kids and live in this sh**show of a house!

so in other words, WTF DID YOU DO

also why do I have my tail back? *shows her his tail.*

I HUGGED YOU WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP

yea, seems legit but doesn't explain the tail

*crying on floor* i dont understand

I DONT EATHER, that's it, im going to the bar, walks out

NO..dont..go.. *starts doubting self* this is all my fault this is all my fault *considers suicide*

*comes back* you were saying something? *tail is holding a bottle o beer*

*looks up with face completely red and severely tear stained*

why is your face red?

i dont wanna talk about it..

*picks her up and hugs her* wanna see something that makes me proud?