ye

4
5
13
17

:>

4
5
10

hehe

yup

2
4
5

lol

20

Everything except 1 and 18

lmao

lol

4, 9, and 18

idk why, but i read this whole conversation, and i gotta say, that story of vegito was good.

thank, thank you very much

it was, it really was

it was probably hard trying to keep up lol XD

np

alright so what want talk about now?

idk

How is ur life going?

ima say to you what I said to her, "not suffering so abnormal?"

good

good

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the what?

oh wait, I just saw it nvm

goooood

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yes , yes i can gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

you think you can out good me?! goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

ok ok ok, u win

lmao

hu ima see if shes on yet

hehe

oof I gtg 4 the day

oof oki

bye orange

bye

hello

hi's lo

guess what?

iM gOnNa ShOw YoU wHaT sEx Is JuSt ReLaX *starts making out with after taking off his shirt*

*thinks* WtF iS tHaT tOuNgE dOiNg In My mOuTh?

tHiS rObE iS tOo HoT *takes off robe and sits on bed and turns on tv*

*starts poking one of her boobs* I tHiNk YoU hAvE a WaTeR bAlLoOn On YoUr ChEsT

*tosses pillow to and then braces for impact*

(we just gonna ignore hes under the bed or?) *she hears him saying "it hurts. it hurts so f***ing bad*

welcome back

YOU ON YET!?!?!??!?!?!?

thank you, im happy to be here

*isn't phased* i told him i had to do something *shrugs*

WHAT NO

OK, LOOK ON THE COVERS AND YOUL SEE YOUR CLOTHES. DONT KNOW WHY YOU WHERE F***ING NUDE BUT EH

OW WTF *grabs face*

*teeth clenched* Don't. Touch.My.TAIL *goes ssj rose for the first time in his life*

*gets call from bar* oh- be there in a sec *goes to bar and picks up to bring back to the room* what a night *puts on bed and covers up then goes to sleep on couch*

*wakes up* (time: 3:00 am) *looks at her asleep* ah crap *picks her up and puts her on the bed while he goes in the bathroom and watches youtube on his phone*

*goes outside and trains like hell* *100 pushups 1000 situps*
*all in super Saiyan rose form*

i posted me doing an ahegao face-

wth is an ahegao face?

*looks at child* whats your name?

(I cant think of a ship name,crap, gimme a idea of one)

sweetie- go play outside for a while

ok, can ryan come with me?

idk im dumb

???

wanna do a fighting rp?

good

also you replied a little 2 late '*'

do I start or you?

ima head off for le day

bye gr-orange yea orange bye orange

*doesnt resist just makes eye contact* go ahead and kill me.

*throws her to the ground, but not before blasting her back* i said i would touch your spine. walks off

nothing rn im getting cuddles from my puppy

D: I don't have a dog, I wont understand that feel ;-;

idk lol

eh, anyways what do you think about db?

oh my god will you shut up with that laughing

as said, you cant sober me! I have had about 50 beers today!

*between sobs* he burned them while they were on me

DAMN that's f**ing savage! but still, you couldn't of just made yourself look pretty for me? *stranger and try's to attack him from behind*

lmfao

he already went super Saiyan RosE

heres a pic of the first anime character to use it

*puts clothes on* they're quite tight and very revealing, how do you know my style of clothing?

I DONT< I JUST STOLE WHAT EVER I COULD GET MY HANDS ON, AS I SAID THOUGH, IM RUNNINGON PURE ADRENALIN I MIGHT CRASH IN A FEW MINUTES BECAUSE OF THE PAIN THESE BULLET WOUNDS WILL DO ON ME

*hasn't had water in days so cant really talk* *coughing* here!! *bangs gong that came out of no where*

*still shouting* WHERE TF IS THAT NOISE?
*meanwhile shady man* *realizes what rose is doing and brings her by the neck inside and says "just for that your getting whiped" *

*sits down next to and leans on*

random drunk guy that looks buffer than him but isn't: hey pretty lady what are you doing down here with such a loser?

me: duck

where am i?

a girl about her age shows up, she says "hey rose! wanna go play!" but there's a big crowd growing near the school building, what do you do?"

lEtS nOt cLiMb

Ok WhAt Do?

*present time* where is this going?

*white voice* your choice right now will affect what you wake up too, you have do one more thing before you leave

*sits up against wall, covered in blood she coughed up*

*feels his moral compass returning to the right spot* *sweat times 30*

i cant just go inside naked

ugh god, forgot anything that's about to happen but take this, *takes off his shirt and gives it to her, he has so many f**ing scars on his whole chest area that its impossible to count but the 9-pack makes up for it*

ill work with it

ok lets go *as you walk in, 9/10 girls walk over to him and start flirting*

*fell asleep with arms around him*

*time 1:00, moon: full,* *wakes up* eh? where am I? *looks at her asleep with her arms around him* looks at the moon , its full * *eyes go grey while watching it*

*looks around* whos there?

*she see's a more adult looking darth looking at her,* what did you do?

*perks up and grabs robe from bathroom* *runs to him* *grabs hand* come with me *he tries asking why* NOW

*snatches hand away* but I wanna know wtf there talking about!

*drinks*

letts drink tell were hella drunk, what you think about that?

*finds while walking around* what'd i miss? *grabs by shirt collar and drags to room* yea im the dangerous one

leave me alone, *pushes her away* im fine im fine, *goes back into the bar and gets even more drunk*

yea i was just posting

nobody.
my brain shorting out:

cool beans

*wipes sweat with old rag*

*tail grabs rag and throws it away*

*shows up behind you out of no where* whatcha doin?

*doesn't even get startled*
beer

*pulls back in window* you did this to yourself

*internal screaming*
*blushes like hell*
NOPE *goes back to bar before she can catch him*

*starts drinking some fanta*

*considers committing suicide*

*breathing, but barley, so she don't know*

wha is it

*laughs* because i f**king hate myself

*continues to struggle*
what about me? how do you think I would feel if my best friend killed herself?

*struggling while screaming and crying*

*sniffs even more* its go time *flys to the part of the warehouse their at, but before he blows up the wall, he goes ULTRA INSTINCT BECAUSE WHY NOT?! so when he blasts in, she assumes its somebody else that's evil because of the white aura instead of rosE*

sure

alright, knock knock

(in shock) *coughs up more blood*

*tail grabs rag and gives it to her*

whats with the emo look

b**ch call me emo one more time *goes super Saiyan rose*

part 2

is not funny?

im giving you one more chance *gun clicks*

i hope you know im an insomniac i rarely sleep so your choices are to either sleep until you're sober or im gonna have to try something else to make you sober again

ike what! you cant make me sober if you tried! *laughs in cocky*

*wakes up with terrible headache* where the hell-

*see's him asleep with a bunch of empty beer bottles near him*

*even while he's asleep he's shaking*

whats 1st

;-; just go look

mmk

o u made stream about your self?

*slaps awake*

*still asleep, he amount od damage that punch did was very, they hit the floor, she is unharmed but him...*

*bangs table* ughhh why the bar im not even dressed this is where the perverts hang *puts head down and starts crying*

*teleports back with a beer* hey BABE what are you doing HONEY?! yea that's right, she's you pack of vulture's!

*takes her hand and walks back to the room while middle fingering everybody with the other one*

*looks and them and smiles* did you just insult me? *they get visibly scared* 3..2..1 *they've already run off and she grabs darth and takes back inside*

(you there)?

HEY! *snatches his tail away from her* *audible menacing voice* don't. touch. my. tail.

*20 mins later*
*gets out of shower* refreshing.

*see's a fake him he made out of pillows*

(wait irl or in rp lol-)

oops i meant Friday (and irl)

fine *goes up to room and flops on bed*

*heads to the bar and gets SUPER drunk*

*between sobs* i thought you were dead!

bi**ch *cough* you know i wont go down that easy also your boobs in my face but ima just let that slide for now *passes out*

wha

idk I was bored '-'

anyways, what doing nows?

oh.. *looks down at feet*

*starts crying* im so proud

*panick* whats wrong!

*in between sobs* look outside! *the kids are at ssj rosE

lol oki

lol, that's going to be the end of the conversation XD

NO..dont..go.. *starts doubting self* this is all my fault this is all my fault *considers suicide*

*comes back* you were saying something? *tail is holding a bottle o beer*

*plays with his hair*
*in calming voice* shh, shh it's okay, i'm right here

*calms down and finally stops* *breaths normal*

*unintentionally hugs her and whispers* don't go please, don't die

okiii

and there is 2 movies about dragon ball super:
dragon ball super: battle of the gods (watch this 1st)
dragon ball super: broly (watch this after you finish dragon ball super)

this all happened because we got drunk

heh yup, anyways, ima head to ihop

ask the kids what they want

*just makes eye contact with*

ARGH *stops charging beam and flys off until night time*

im sitting on the floor

alright, im gonna make you laugh now

give me something to work with

rly? I thought you would be sitting on your bed

oh i did

*rattles chains* get me out of here

*looks at her and a giant wave of fear passes over her because his eyes? they were completely grey,*

*confused* i am? *realizes and covers mouth* i-i am so sorry im a terrible person *facepalms and sleeve slides down, revealing loads of scars and cuts*

*see's the cuts and walks out, before she can get outside with him they hear the other kids yelling, but they stop suddenly and you hear him fighting the bullies, not the boy ones but the girl ones*

*sobbing* i wanna go back to the hotel i f**ked this up

*his face gets kinda red*
no

oh wow

wut?

what I do zis time?

*a few minutes later she gets up and takes off her sweater and throws it away* *goes and finds darth and takes him to an empty classroom*

*she can feel the amount of dread coming off him*

lol

anyways, I might be able to dm this weekend

MIGHT, but if I cant ill dm you

idk its kinda hard to make me laugh tbh

u back?

I made you laugh, like, 5 time yesterday

you got insanely drunk and kept sneaking back to the bar so the only way to keep you from leaving was to lay on top of you, you're quite comfy you know

hold on *knock's her off, gets a beer and gets drunk again*

*visible panic* SHIT- *restlessly tries to get him out from under and make sure hes ok*

*pretends to be dead*

OH NO

sure

yay! thanks mom! RYAN!
*11 yr old voice* what do you want stella?
mommy said you had to come outside and play with me!
fine, ill train you to launch energy beams today
yay! race you there!
your not gonna win!
*you hear 2 teleportation sound and their both outside playing/training*

aw :(

*gets in elevator* jUsT uSe It NoRmAlLy

*gets in after her* I tHiNk yOu NeEd OnE mOrEs bEeR *gives her one more beer*

sure

ok so ima tell you the ENTIRE F**KING TOURNAMENT OF POWER ARC because I like having someone to talk to bout that stuff :D

a'ight can I be mod?

about 3

where were they?

OH i need to watch it but it looks cool

but the og one is a lot more nsfw than all the others

OMFG YOU HAVENT SEEN IT?

ok look here, you need to watch dragon ball z then dragon ball super, the og dragon ball is optional

h- *coughs more blood* h-hello?

*but nobody came*

im watching aot rn

which season u on?

whos there

your boob

(who are we shipping im honestly lost lol)

(same tbh, the ship is darth x rose)

*hugs back* im not going anywhere

(time 12:00 am) *wakes up and realizes she's asleep* *and hes hugging her* oh no *gets out of bed, ok lets go *picks up bed a crashes through the roof and flys away carrying the bed with her asleep on it*

*bites lip and thinks* hey! whats going on here?

*the kid just lost a tooth, than says in a VERY familiar voice, "heh, that was loose anyway" and then starts to get yellow eyes, then yellow hair, and YELLOW AURA! what do you do?*

*catches and gives cpr and then holds close* *looks at "stranger" with pure fear and helplessness*

*cough up blood* do something that will make me blush, Quickly! *blood cough*

uh to test this out uh i guess his *points are fort (idk what else to all you lol*

(call him darth) ok, going into dream *she quickly grows shorter, and more shorter, like she's rapid aging in reverse! and then shes 5 years old again! before she can ponder what happened, shes transported to an elementary school playground right as the recess bell rings!*

because im a suicidal bitch

*puts hand on his face* ugh lets go *picks her up, yeets her over his shoulder and flys away*

aha

shes asleep on my thighs rn

awwwww
that's adorable

i did laugh

im the f**ckin devil

anyways, what would you like to talk about

*puts knife to skin and starts to cut a little* *blood drips on him*

*opens eye, and whispers* stop...……..please.

*holds tight and gives cpr as needed*

*lifts arm slowly and hugs back, still asleep*

lmao

wanna hear a joke?

*lonely noises* *falls onto ground*

*comes back with beer and fanta and flowers* here these are for you *gives her beer and flowers*

*very tense and shaking* h-he's someone i used to know h-he used to d-do things to me

*she notices his aura gets really deep and scary*

*visibly scared and grabs arm* please *practically begging* lets just go somewhere else

run *shrugs her off as he goes into a new, stronger level of power, ssj rose 3!* teleports to the strangers side and bashes his head into the ground*

*downs one more* yEa

nIcE wAnT gO rOoM nOw?

fine, *stays and gets him bak to the bathroom* quit it you're just gonna hurt yourself more

*before she can do that, all of the cool girls surround her and start saying, "NERD"
"why do you wanna help the weird kid? you must be weird too"
"we don't like you anymore"
"you sick, sack of crap"

*kneels down and looks at then tilts head and wipes blood off him*

*jumps back in shock, the aura around him fades* what are yo- *he gets hit with a bunch of rocks, all the other kids are throwing rocks at him,* *his aura tries to fire up but he's to weak, he gets up in a balled up position and starts crying*

nah baby if anyone's the devil its me

ok we can be half devils

oki

anyways, what clans are you part of?

*takes rag and wipes mouth*

*tail lays down*

IdK iT cAn GiVe GuYs BoNeRs ThO

Tf A bOnEr?

just shut up and watch out behind you!

*before she can say the last part he dodges any attack that the shay dude trys to throw at him, then continues to grab his arm, snap it in half, and snap his neck

*and then he just looks at thee body, with souless eyes*

*lands in vulnerable position* what the- *takes beer away and drinks the rest* no no no *throws on bed again and gets back on top of*

ughhhh *waits until she falls asleep to try again*

*confused* darth..? *tackles and hugs* *crying* where the f**k are we

*HUGS BACK*
I don't know, but you did something, so now we have 2 kids and live in this sh**show of a house!

so in other words, WTF DID YOU DO

also why do I have my tail back? *shows her his tail.*

*scared noises in corner*

*goes on rampage*

*looks towards voice*

*you see a 4-year old looking up at you*
mommy, why are you breaking things?

*visible confusion* WHEN TF DID THESE COME OFF- *just hides under sheets embarassed*

HOW DO YOU THINK I FELT WHEN I WOKE UP? I THOUGHT, "aww shit, she did it while I was drunk" NOW PUT EM ON

gOd YoU'rE iNnOcEnT *gets on top of* i'Ll ShOw YoU

WhY tHe F**k ArE yOu On ToP oF mE

nah not rn

a'ight

hold up, im go afk for a small min

ye

wanna know my three types of making people suffer?

*grabs arm* please dont go, dont leave me

*ignores*

me:rose I said duck
random drunk dude: what do you mean shortstack?

*takes paper towel and helps him* why do they do this to you?

none of your beeswax! *but studys his tail for a little bit, he can almost use it like a 5th limb* anyways, why are you nice to me today? your mean to me any other day of the week!

*visibly scared but tries to hide it*

*deep voice* TOUCH MY TAIL AGIAN AND I TOUCH YOUR SPINE

ye

can I follow it?

u there?

*he gets hard as she continues making out with him*

*him slowly gets sober over s*x*

i- who

yea, that's what I said ';'

1, fourth episode

I finished season 1 along time ago, I forgot like, 90% of it

*facepalms* please stfu *aggressively pulls into a kiss*

*internal screaming*
*gets sober in .1 seconds*
HOLY S**T

*KNOCKS HER OFF OF HIM AND JUMPS OUT OF WINDOW* (sry for caps im to lazy to go over and change it)

YOUR TOUNGE FEELS SO F***ING WIERD

(you still there?)

im easily replacable

no you aren't, what about me, am I replaceable? *she begins to notice that all this talking while flying is taking a toll on him*

your boob who

your boob is currently resting on my shoulder and i find it very uncomfortable

oki

oki

lmao

why do you do face pics? (no offense)

*says nothing but looks at with pure fear in eyes and a very tense body*

whats wrong? *hugs her* we bffs! why you look at me that way?

*picks up and hugs tight and falls asleep with*

*white voice* wrong choice
*you go back to the past but instead of the hotel bed your in a bed in a nice looking house*

my god how much weed did i have *facepalm*

*screams* YOU TOOK WEED!?

*wraps arms around* lets just go to the room

hold on *takes arms off* they want me to go over to them, also wtf are they calling me "daddy"? *walks over to them*

come on please wake up *shakes*

*dead*

*sits up still on top of and pouts* you scared me

*chuckles* heh, I forgot you humans have standards for that type of thing, I have survived a bed flying and hitting me at 50 miles per hour, I can f**ing fly, and your scared because of a 50 foot drop? heh that kinda funny ngl

irl

ik I was asking where did you laugh? where I said mega green boy :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO or something like that

IK in real life, I was saying "did you laugh at part 2 or part 1? and where did you laugh in part 2 and part 1?

ill just cook something later but- just stay with me.. please?

im coming back tommorow at 8:00

bye

iTs A tItTy DuMbAsS *bops head*

*doesn't even feel it*
wHaT dO yOu EvEn Do WiTh It

me, named rose: lMaO

LOL

*appears behind out of no where* dont even think about it.

s**t *teleports outside*

*starts breaking down again*

*crying pride* look how there incorporating there tails into there fighting *still crying pride*

*tears up* come on wake up wake up wake up

*coughs a little* ehh? where am i?

i dont get drunk easily but sure

*68 beers later* you drunk yet rose?

nothing

eh, anyways. wait.

I stfg if you start simping for mega green boi :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ima actually scream

*screaming and crying* NO!!! PLEASE NO!!

*sniffs the air* I smell her tears *flys in the direction he smells*
*meanwhile*
*he takes her into the warehouse and chains her up, he also burns every piece of cloth from the head down to the waist so the scars really stick*

*holds onto his arm and ignores the stranger*

me: rose, im about to get really f**ing drunk, I suggest you duck now or I might accidently punch you

*to self* i was only gonna make him watch a movie with me but oki *turns on movie*

*questioning self*
*who am I? am I worth it? whats the point?*
falls asleep at bar

*struggling to stay conscious while cleaning the kitchen*

*shouting* ROSE! whereTF ARE YOU?

*grabs by collar and pulls into a kiss and then whispers* they want to suck your dick and i know how girls like them think they're gonna suck you dry and then haul you off to california or some shit so please listen to me and come back to the room.. *practically begging*

*surprised sounds* TF? that's disgusting! California is a horrible place!

*sigh* alright time to go *signs out and takes back to hotel room and puts on bed* ow *takes medicine for headache then falls asleep next to*

*he's asleep but shaking like hell, afraid his bff is going to die*

its not funny

get ready to perish

I DONT THINK WE DID BUT IM GOING TO CONTINUE HIDING UNDER THE SHEETS

GOOD, BECAUSE I DONT WANNA LOSE MY VI***ITY JUST YET, BUT PUT ON THE CLOTHES I STOLE PLEASE? I GOT SHOT LIKE 5 TIMES IN THE ARMS AND CHEAST TO GET THEM

sure but whats going on over there?

*the girl says " the weird kid is over their, us girls are about to go over there anyways and mess with him! wanna come?"

(just name her stella lol)

(all right ill see what I can )
4-year old: mommy its me, stella

*turns on tv*

*starts getting in a fight down stairs and sends a guy through a wall*

*sighs and gets on top of sexually*

*keeps laughing in cocky*

THEN LAND SOMEWHERE NOW

O- AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *starts to fall*

*lays on floor and coughs up blood*

*realizes he just hurt the only person that ever cared enough to talk to him, or care for him,*
me: *image*

*gets off*

ok bye, *jumps off the roof*

*looks up with face completely red and severely tear stained*

why is your face red?

idk

wanna rp?

:>

why do you have +100 luck while I have +20 luck

*gets on*

*flys out of the hole in the wall and starts flying back to the hotel* hey, wanna hear a joke?

*gets under him and pulls him in and holds tight* just relax *somehow magically heals wounds* and now the only problem is us falling towards the ground really fast

I GOT THIS! *goes super Saiyan rose and flys under the bed, breaking the fall for them*

*her

*bursts out laughing* why do you sound like that?

*teleports over to her and grabs her throat* is this funny? *begins to squeeze* *you can barley breath, what do you do?*

lmao

im gonna tell you what I think when I see your recent posts ok?

*confusion noises*

*when they get in the room* its where the perverts hang right? so I made sure they wouldn't mess with you because im f**ing stacked

*lets him lay in lap*

*he goes ssj1 in his sleep*

idk what that is ;-; im very dumb

if your dumb, im mentally retarted, trust me XD
anyways, its Dragon Ball

ye

so meanwhile in the future, goku blacks like, "yo where ta fu** did he go?" and then the magic ring on his hand makes a beam and a portal opens to the past and goku blacks all like "yo. ima go through that portal" and goes through, that portal was ACTUALLY a portal to the past and when goku black gets there hes like, yo wtf am I at?"
ok ready to continue?

*sleeps close to him to try and minimize the shaking*

*shakes even harder*

*starts whispering, "no, no please, don't go"*

um okay *thinks while panicking* ah *gets on top of and kisses*

*blushes so hard she thinks he going ssj rose* get on my back *when she gets on he takes of at sound breaking speed*

ye

a'ight im back

my existence

yup, that's true but I got an even better one!

*continues struggling*

*see's rose* its alright you don't have to be sad *steps out of the smoke* because I am her- OMG WTF HAPPEND TO UR CLOTHES?!?! *covers his eyes*

*flinches extremely hard at fast movements* oh. *curls up under covers*

*2 hors later* *your wondering where he's at but then hear him say, "whats a blow job?"

*sits up* and 3..2..1 *slaps awake*

*wakes up suddenly* AH BOOB! DEATH! MATTRES! SUPPREME!

*pouts* why not just let me die

*struggling to fly and talk at the same time*
because no, why do you even want to kill yourself?

*starts crying and just curls up and lays there, helpless*

*flys back up with room key* im ba- whoa what happened to you?

wHeN yOu GeT hOrNy AnD yOuR dIcK gEtS hArD

WhAtS hOrNy?

sUrE

*picks her up with one arm on her legs while the other on the back* Ok LeTs ClImB uP tHe ElEvAtOrE

*takes beer with them to room and then drinks*

nOwS yOu TaLkInGs LiKeR Me?

*sniffles* please..

*snaps out of it and the aura is gone* eh? why are you looking at me like that? *snaps the chains with 2 energy blasts*

*downs beer very quickly* thanks

your welcome, consider that our first date *she notices he's more emo than usual*

sleep sex

lol XD, actually I think ima do a "turn me on challenge" and its harder to do than you think bion

ik but todays one of THOSE days

its one THOSE days? man, Those days suck even worse than those days. man, I cant believe its one of THOSE days

*gets up and walks through dust*

*just keep walking through the dust, you'll se him*

*ducks just in time*

*punches random buff dude with enough strength that it send him through 5 walls and now he's knocked out outside*

*gives her a beer* drink

hell yeah

and in 1st...………..its making them listen to baby shark for 42 hours and no break

ok, in 3rd place its stabbing them in the stomach,
in 2nd its making them listen to my sonic x tails fan fiction

*falls on knees* *sobbing* i-im sorry i-i j=hugged you inside some dream and then some white abyss took me here

*lightbulb* so instead of taking my tail off, you hugged 5 yr old me?

F**K I THOUGHT I LOST YOU *throws knife and hits bird flying by* its just one. *tackles still crying*

*goes to sleep for a long time*

*falls over*

*sweats so hard that he himself passes out*

im not a prostitute-

no but your dumb and suicidle, a deadly combination, I wouldn't expect any less from you (just for context its about 10:30) now go up to the room, I think its on floor 2 and the room is number 36

OH WAIT THIS IS REAL

YEA IT IS! LOOK DOWN THE SIDE OF THE BED

lol

he looks fu**in gay ngl

*hides in corner*

*5 hours of rampage ends*
*giant stomping and crashing stops*

ye

ok, so when he gets t the future he like" yo, theres me!" and gokus like "o, theres me!" and they fight, goku back whoops gokus a** HARD so when goku black goes to the future he destroys trunks future ship, he then goku says. YO WE GOTTA KILL THIS DUDE!," so they decide to goback to the future, 30 mins later, gokus just about dead, another person comes down and is invincible, vegetas in no codition to fight, and trunks is just about out of energy, they go back to the past and vegetas wife, bulma decides to heal them up, ok ready to continue?

*tackles and hugs*

*has no where to go so just sits there*
*shady guy walks up*
*ignores*

*gets back with pizza and beer* LETS E- oh wtf is this guy

i dont wanna talk about it..

*picks her up and hugs her* wanna see something that makes me proud?

ok, most of it was spamming to cover up the thighs

ok so the only one worth mentioning is the last one, and its a face pic (trust me when I say, I will never do one)

alright lemme check

*sigh* dumbass *takes shirt off and starts shower*

*wakes up and sneaks back to the bar while she's taking a shower*

*I sleep*

*wakes up, sore* what happen- *coughs up more blood* happened

*grows bigger, and harrier*

wdym

umm, idk how to explain it, I guess, what groups are you in?

*confused noises*

(say it isn't funny) man, ima comedic genius!

*clings to and whispers very quietly* that guy is bad news

what do you mean?

I HUGGED YOU WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP

yea, seems legit but doesn't explain the tail

wha

*walks up to pillows* *punches* hm no noise.. alright *goes down to bar*

*starts drinking beer as fast as he can*

you're "doing" beer? *sighs and grabs beer and drinks it* lets go *picks up and carries back to room* drunk you is a lot of work *puts on bed and lays on top of so you cant get up*

*blushes so hard he gets sober*
YO WTF ARE YOU DOING ON TOP OF ME!?!??!?!?!??!

i love anime

I like any anime that db,dbz, and dbs

and SAO's 1st season

*cutely touches*

*when she touches it he fires 5 sepreat energy beams at her face, all 5 of them hurting her like s**t*

*crying*

*realizes her b**b is on his face* !!!!! *begins to say something but then realizes he should just let it go*

*hears and runs out back waving arms*

*still shouting, unable to see her* ROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWARE TFG IM GONNA GET DEPPRESED IF I CANT FIND YOU SOON!

what kind?

wdym?

emo

BI- *charges up a giant ki blast*

i- *huffs and stfu*

exactly, *lands at the nearest hotel* I don't have a lot of money right now , so I can only afford one room, I would expect you to come outside at mid night and be a prostitute but hey, your call now ima go check in, lets go *grabs her hand and takes her inside*

oof

yea, anyways, what do you need to laugh about today? my job is to make my friends laugh. more or less

*hesitates* s-sure...

*when you get over their, your treated like royalty, the crowd moves out of there way to make sure you get to the middle, in the middle, a kid that looks about your age is fighting the group of bullies, the only weird thing about him......is his tail, all the girls start calling him monkey and start yelling "DANCE MONKEY DANCE!" the kid already has a bloody nose and a busted lip, and this all seems like deja vu for you, but what do you do?

*falls to ground still tense and shaking, trying not to cry*

*the stranger punches him, with that one punch he goes flying and knocks into her, he stops breathing and powers down*

*starts crying and lays down on top of while hugging him*

*gonna need to do more than that this time, dead*

OH im dumb but yea there lmao

its good fam

ima see if I can get a picture of mega green boi

here we go

*crying* why are you not mad at me for messing things up

because LOOK AT THAT! *points at the kids* I finally have somebody I can relate with, I can teach them how to wield this power! before this, I was alone, I couldn't relate to anybody, but now finnaly have somone!

*grabs and looks at with pleading eyes* dont go..

*looks at her with concerning eyes* uh, Uh UH *teleports to the bar before she even knows it

i wanna go back

what?

finally

*dies* *you die*

i wont lol

anyways, what talk about now?

cool

*ducks under table*

oki

my oc is grilling this oc but the problem is...…..my oc is a go***amn Saiyan

*slowly falls to floor crying* no.. I DONT WANNA BE HERE *crys so hard she cant move*

the 4-year old: mommy are you ok?

*grabs shirt collar and pulls close* dont.. can we please just go somewhere safe *looks at teary eyed*

*she also notices the ground starts the rumble, almost like theres a f5 earth quake, and a rose aura surrounds him*

:)

anyways, I think im gonna make a semi nsfw meme,
what do you think it should be about?

YE

ok, so they go ack to the past, and heals and then goes BACK, skip 40 mins and both green boi and goku black, fuse, making EVEN BIGGER GREEN BOI :OOOOOO so goku and vegeta fuse to beat them! the fusion name is ughhhhh I think its vegito? yea vegito, anyways goku and vegeta fused is to strong for the simple fusion earrings! so they defuse mid battle and get FU**IN RECKT, so they call upon the mighty grand zeno, and tell him to destroy him, grand zeno looks around and says, "eww, this sh**s nasty, YEEET" and the universe gets destroyed, goku and friends barley gets out of there and returns home, an angel comes up and says to trunks "yo, I can take you back before goku black tried to kill you, so yea" trunks and his girlfriend except and they fly off into there new live,. AND THATS THE END DO DO DO DO DO DO

*scared noises* sure

hold on gotta prep myself *INHALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* so after the beerus and universe 6 arc, future trunks comes back and says "yo goku. there be bad guy lookin like you being a ja***ss and killing people. I need you to come back to the future with me and kill him, you too vegeta" and they say the compelling argument known as "ok"
ok ready to continue?

i have to get off for the day, ttyl

alright, bye!

i dont tbh

you get a adorable as hell puppy asleep on you.
I got my comfortable as hell chair I'm sitting on

*falls off bed and head starts bleeding*

(carful what you do, this is gonna choose my characters moral alignment for the rest of the rp)

*stands up and yells at other kids to stop then helps him up and takes him to bathroom to cleanup*

*when he gets to the bathroom he sits in one of the stalls and starts wiping himself with a paper towel *

lmfao

so ima bout to spoil the entire f**ing arc for u, you ready?

wanna know the funny thing?

hes from dragon ball

*hides face in hands* shut up..

ok lets go inside, I guess I gotta f**k up however hits on you

*sigh* *gets on top of again and sleeps there*

*shaking stops a little, but still is going semi-full throttle*

*puts on*

*you notice that you might as well be naked, sense there are so many holes in it*

DUMBASS THE MATTRESS WOULD'VE BROKEN THE FALL ENOUGH YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURSELF HURT

THIS IS A GOD TRANSFORMATION! IF I HAD WENT THIS WEN I STOLE THE CLOTHES I WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECTLY FINE! *the mattress hit him, and he hits the ground at 50 miles an hour*

wow-

yea, theres a lot more into it tho, so you have to watch it for yourself. anyways, how many times did you laugh at it?

*visible panic* WE'RE SO HIGH-

I CAN DROP YOU IF YOU WANT!

(ye) *grabs and pulls on top of bed* get on top of me

(lol) *whispers* "kill me, kill me please" *she notices his shirt has holes in it and has a bunch of blood stains*

*repositions* sorry

its ok (I think the correct format for you to think of this of is anime) annnd were here, *flys onto the roof* get off

exactly so lets go.

I think I might just stay down here and get a beer though

*gets a beer and sits down*

*present time* i wanna get out of here i dont wanna remember this..

*white voice* there's a good ending to this, one you will find pleasing, you may leave if you wish but i think you may want to stay here until he wakes up

*crying on floor* i dont understand

I DONT EATHER, that's it, im going to the bar, walks out

*keeps walking* *sees and runs over to*

*happily asleep*

o-ok uh its not funny?

what was that?

*to white abyss* where did you take me? please take me back to the hotel room i dont wanna be here

*nobodys there*
*you hear a male voice* ROSE

*present time* where did you take me? i wanna go back to the hotel room with him please

mommy? who are you talking too?

lol what is it

(say it isn't funny, that's where the real joke begins) hahahahhahahahah im so funny

big chungus! hahahahah

too- embarrassed- cant- move-

ALSO IF WE DID HAVE S*X LAST NIGHT WAS I GOOD?

OH YEA< I STOLE THOSE CLOTHES BTW

THE ONES ON THERE AREONES I STOLE FROM A SUPREME STORE (slowly but surly this is be coming smut)

*shook*

(shook what)

*casually bleeding out on floor*

*gets a sudden sensation of worries* somethings wrong *goes back into the room and see's her* S**T *picks her up and rushes to the ER while flying,* its ok, your gonna be ok

*gets to the er* *4 hours later*

well i think that worked

of course it did! now, im just gonna pass o- *passes out, but not before hugging her tight so he breaks the fall for her*

i do it when i feel pretty

oh uhhhhhh (audible fizzling of brain) uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ikr

that was my attempt to make you laugh.

you sadded me. why did you sadded me

*falls to ground weak and sore*

*gets down on one knee with his back towards her* get on why dontcha?

what kind of rp

wdym what kinda rp?

*nods*

well, nothing we can do abou- HOLY SH** *starts crying a lot*

*still hiding in corner*

*she notices that she cant see the giant monkey anymore*

oki ill be waiting :>

*grabs by shirt collar again and drags to room* i dont think im the one we need to worry about here *locks the door and throws onto bed* sleep it off im gonna change my clothes *goes to bathroom to change*

don't kill yourself, *semi falls asleep*