Tally ho lads

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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Enrgy made this one
Just shot at a black man and took his shoes
Customized my AR like in Black Ops 2
Just scammed a white kid out of some gorilla glue
I don't wanna f**k this bitch, she smell like poo poo
Just shot at a black man, it was Chad Ochocinco
Finna go to the store to buy some Tampico
Just scammed a bum ass bitch who work at Home Depot
Just beat his ass up and punch him in the jaw bone
This bitch broke as hell, she can't even buy an ice cream cone
Tried to scam this bitch online, but she only had insufficient funds
Scammed a white kid, he asked for a refund
This bitch irritating, I might have to block her number
My dumb ass got jumped, I was outnumbered
Scammed Adam22 off No Jumper
Just stole some of my grandmas percs and now she got mad
Kill all of his parents and now he sad
Chillin' at home listenin' to IGOR
Got so high I saw a dinosaur (Bruh)
This bitch broke as hell, she can't even buy a Krabby Patty
Just f**ked a bitch yesterday and bought her a Krabby Patty
Finna f**k this bitch and I'll buy her Taco Bell
This dude Mark mad as hell, he got scammed through Zelle
We like a bootleg dynamic duo
Shoutout Teejay, Kasher Quon
If he pull out a gun, n**ga, we gone
We don't do crazy shit like shoot up schools
Like my homie Adon
Beat up my homie 'cause he tried to kiss me
Slump AK, he look like a bootleg Bruce Lee (Bruh)
Beat up a kindergartner, that n**ga was 5 years old
F**ked with a sick bitch, now I got a cold
Just kicked this dog 'cause he was tryna fight
Just caught a crackhead tryna steal my bike
Just beat his ass, we knock him out with a paper towel
Scammed the NBA player named Josh Powell

damn

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Take that Michael!

F**king Scotty pippins jersey

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.