bonjour

Kayden: *does the "im watching you" thing*
Rip: *jesus christ, how long does it take to finish a battle!*

Blaze: *walks off

Kayden: *hunt wild pokes*
Rip: *wins* (FINALLY!)

(Wild pokes LMAOOOO)
*Anton and caden be battling*
Pika: This will be a two pokemon battle, three, two, one, GO!

Kayden: *is finding nothing*
Rip: *watches the kids battle*

Caden: go pupitar
Anton: Go ivysaur

Rip: *somehow is eating popcorn*
Kayden: I HAVE PIZZA! *10000 pokemon come at him*

Caden: Crunch!
Anton: Vine whip!

Kayden: *catches that one gible*
Rip: ayyy, nice battle here

*battle continues

PIka: S h u sh
Caden: Rock slide
Anton: Leaf blade

Kayden: what are you eating?!
Rip: something called "poop corn"

Kayden: GRRR, SWIFT!
Rip: Dragon Breath

*dratini turns around and aqua jets straight into gible*
*rock slideeeee

Kayden: DRAGON CLAW!
Rip: Boi, Steel Wing that punytar!

*doesnt do a ton because of iron defense*
Caden: revenge *double damage*
*aqua jets

Kayden: I got an idea! Dragon Breath!
Rip: i see what you're doing, NO, Air Slash!

*Dratini starts to glow*
Caden: uh
Anton: ._.

Kayden: ah great, evolution, CAN YOU EVOLVE GIBLE?!
Rip: Y E S

*drgaonair go brr

Kayden: Ah great!
Rip: GREAT IS RIGHT BOI

Anton: Dragon rush!

Howdy

lol

rp begin?

Sure

*rp begin go brrrr*

*Zero is passed out in a ally

Kayden: art thou okay?
(im trying to speak medieval)
Rip: he's alive, worry not

(Nah we dont have too, Im to smol brain)
Zero: *wakes up and looks at them* who are you?

(XD thank god)
Kayden: it's me, Kayden!
Rip: and me, Rip!

Zero: Am I supposed to know you?

Kayden: we've got this, now stay here!
Rip: Ice Fang!

*stone edge from the tyraitar*
*anton, pika, and caden be the three kids*
Zero: low kick

Rip: *spam ice fang*
Kayden: you guys look oddly familiar...

(who does?

(the kids

Caden: How *he is holding a pupitar

Kayden: i don't know, you just look familiar...
Rip: less talk, more battle! *still spamming*

*they eventually faint the tyranitar*
Zero: The hell was it doing
Pika: -.-
Anton: bbruh

Rip: i don't know, but it's kinda sus how it rampaged all of a sudden
Kayden: well, Tyranitar kinda does that

Caden: That is tyrantiars thing, it able to knock down mountins
Zero: *shrugs and walks off

Kayden: Leave me outta this!
Rip: ...

Caden: .-.

Both: *silence*

Caden: bai *walks off

Kayden: ...
Pikachu: Pika! (let's go train!)
Rip: imma go hunt wild pokemans
(i forgot I had pikachu, XD)

(XDD)
Pika: bai

Kayden: *leaves to train gabite*
Rip: *goes to hunt wild pokemons*

*protecc*
Rip: BLAZE KICK!

*ice beam spamm

*Rest go brrr*
Rip: HIGH JUMP KICK!

*Sp a m b o i*
*double slap keeps hitting 5 times

*Sleep talk gets SUNSTEEL STRIKE?!*
Rip: WTF?!

(ok den)
Caden: *spammin double slap, it always hits 5 times*
Anton: R E E

*sleep talk gets Torment*
Rip: Oh shit, no spamming anymore! Flamethrower!

*Switching between dragon pulse and ice beam

*sleep talk gets double hit*
Rip: *switching from sky uppercut and double kick*

*spam*

Kayden: *chuckle* only free exp for my gible!
Rip: *chuckles as well* oh, Salamence will destroy gible

Anton: go dratini
Caden: pupitar

Kayden: welp, go Gible!
Rip: Go salamence!

Caden: Rock slide!
*Anton sets up rain dance

Kayden: Dragon Claw on Dratini!
Rip: Air slash!

Anton: Aqua jet!
Caden: *spammingrock slide

Kayden: *spamming dragon claw*
Rip: Steel Wing!

Caden: Iron defense
*Dratini be speeding away with aqua jet

Kayden: Dragon Breath!
Rip: Dragon Tail!

*Dratini still be using aqua jet
*rock slide spam

(I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY DON'T ADD THIS)
Kayden: XDDDDD

(bro that would be lit)
Cadne; lol

(ikr, or this!)
Rip: hmmm
Kayden: why so silent?

(oo)
Pika; ..

Rip: trynna think of a comeback
Kayden: OMG

Caden: L M AO

Kayden: this man just got roasted by a child, and can't think of a comeback!
Rip: You only won because of him! *points at Kayden*

Caden: -.- he was the one spamming draco meteor like a idiot

Kayden: hey, I was your teammate!
Rip: i think i accidentally turned friendly fire on!

Anton: bruh moment

Kayden: Poop corn? CAN'T YOU READ?!
Rip: nah, the guy said poop corn

*pupitar faints

Kayden: Bro, the container says pop, not poop
Rip: (image)

*battleee

Kayden: *rolls eyes* fine *sits down and also watches*
Rip: *offers him popcorn*
Kayden: no thanks

*Anton wins

Kayden: *klap*
Rip: pathetic *ego*

Anton: Big bruh moment
PIka: And anton wins!

Kayden: great battle, even for kids!
Rip: meh, it was an ok battle, saying that you kids are rookies and all

Anton: S h ut b o i

Kayden: HEY, THAT'S MY MOVE, DRAGON RUSH HIM BACK! >:(
Rip: no it ain't, Wing Attack!

*dragnair be doing better damage*
Caden: *spamming iron defense

Kayden: This dude, *gasps at a move gible knows*
Rip: OH NO!

Anton: Wot

Kayden: *laughs in Draco Meteor*
Rip: AHHH! DRAGON CLAW!

Anton: *laughs in protect
Cade: dig

Kayden: *laughs in spamming*
Rip: *cries in Salamence fainted* Go Blaziken!

*Its doing less and less every time because of the special attack drops*
Anton: Dragon pulse

Kayden: sand attack
Rip: Double Kick!

*pupitar faint

Kayden: wow, you're definitely my rival, you're acting like a real jerk
Rip: I would destroy your team!

Anton: How about all three of us
Oreo: *runs over8 HEY WHAT ABOUT ME

Kayden: oh look, my cousin's rival!
Rip: well, two vs two!

Anto: -.- fine

Kayden: choose your team!
Rip: hmm

*Caden uses a revive and some potions*
Caden: Ready
Anton: Hm

Kayden: well, this loser thinks he can beat me, so let me be on a seperate team from him
Rip: good idea

Anton: o k

Kayden: hmm, i pick... Caden!
Rip: then i'll pick Anton

Both: Ok

(you there?)

(yee

(oh, we still going or...)

(I just lost the notif ;-;

(oof, i'll say it again)
Kayden: *pissed* DRACO METEOR!
Rip: *Double Kick Spam*

*spammm

*gible evolve go brrr*
Kayden: (image) Dragon Rush!
Rip: Oh no, Sky Uppercut!

Anton: n o, ice beam

Kayden: DRACO METEOR!
Rip: *even more Sky Uppercut*

*icebeammmm

Rip: What do you mean "that's obvious"
Kayden: ...
(OH CRAP)

Caden: That your a sore loser

Rip: HEY!
Kayden: hah
(cynthia might come back in the sinnoh remakes, meaning [image])

(What image?)
Caden: Face the truth
Anton: bruh

(i forgot the image XD)
Rip: *silence*
Kayden: oooh, a roast!

(XDDD)
Caden: Lamo

(AHH, PTSD RETURNS!)
Rip: *even more silence*
Kayden: Yes, burn the teen

(XD)

(plz gamefreak)
Caden: XDD

Kayden: *pissed* DRACO METEOR!
Rip: *Double Kick Spam*

*sleep talk gets Crabhammer*
Rip: is that man gonna wake up?! *still spamming*

(rest sleep last 2 turns garunteed)
Anton: Should already be

Kayden: ah well, BACK TO DRACO METEOR!
Rip: you gotta be kidding! *still spamming*

Caden: Dont, it drops your special attack and defense

Kayden: Great idea, POISON JAB!
Rip: *gets poisoned* great, Sky Uppercut!

*After thebattle

(win= who?)

question good it is,

(heads or tails?)

(tails

(we win)

bruh moment

I SWEAR TO JESUS HIMSELF, I DIDN'T CHEAT!

ok

Kay;den: *laugh* losers
Rip: and i'm the rival!

Caden: bruh dont be a sore winner

Kayden: there's no such thing!
Rip: he's got a point

Caden: there is

Kayden: whatever
Rip: there's a such thing as sore losers, and i'm one!

Caden: Thats obvious

Kayden: i think so!
Rip: you were pretty hurt!

Zero: *gets up*
*there are sounds of screaming

Rip: WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Kayden: I DON'T KNOW!

Zero: the hell *Spede

Both: *Green hill zone theme song intensifies*

*there is a tyranitar ramapging through the village

Rip: calm yo @$$ down!
Kayden: Please!

Zero: Go lopunny!
*Three kids are chasing after it

Kayden: KIDS, MOVE!
*grabs the kids and brings them to safety*
Rip: Go, Slamence!

Anton: awww, Ivysaur wanted a chance
Zero: HIgh jump kick!
*the tyranitar turns towords them

Rip: well, kid has a point!
Kayden: aight imma head out

Pika: BYE!!

Both: bye!

*The kids walk off

Kayden: *battling*
Rip: *also battling*

Zero: *somewhere

Kayden: *wins and heals*
Rip: *still battling*

Blaze: *be sus*

Kayden: *sees this* (image)
Rip: *STILL battling*

Blaze; Masssive bruh moment

Kayden: noo, Rock Tomb!
Rip: OH SH1+

Blaze; *watching*
Anton: stop freaking out

Kayden: aren't you gonna send out a pokemon? Dragon Pulse!
Rip: Dragon Claw!

Caden: -.- fione, go chincchino
*dragon puksee

(Grammarly: *even more pissed*)
Kayden: what gender is dratini?
Rip: oh god

Anton: None of your buisness
*double slap hits 5 times

Kayden: Attract
Rip: thank god Blaziken is a Male!

Kayden: OOOP
Rip: XD

Anton: Lol