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THE PRACTICE: 2+2=4; THE TEST: HOW MANY BURRITOS DOES IT TAKE TO BUY A HUMAN SOUL FROM AMAZON | image tagged in blank white template,frustrated dog | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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That is a good question though, then all you need to break a magical barrier is 700 burritos and access to Amazon. Another one is “jimmy is on a train moving 42.0001 miles per hour, on a track with a curvature of 6.98 inches. Use Pythagoras theorem to deduce whether or not the train would fall into the lake, if it does fall at what speed (ignore air resistance) jimmy states that 2+2=4 explain why jimmy is wrong from the perspective of an octopus in the Baltic Sea, remember to show your work and include detailed and accurate drawings, due to the fact that the multi universe theory exists why is there a skeleton shooting lasers at the moon on December 32nd”
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Actually, you do need 700 burritos to break the magical barrier cast by the child under you bed then you'll be led to the Harmoni river by your local faun, but in order for him/her to lead you, you must pay up 20 burritos. Once you've reached the Harmoni river, you must pay amazon to use it, but it wont let you until you bring back Jimmy. Jimmy will want you to do several tasks first before he comes back. The first task will be to pay him 200 burritos, once you do so, Jimmy will ask you to do his math homework, if you manage to do his math homework, then you must go to the second universe and retrieve 500 burritos then give them to Jimmy, but like blaze said, there is a skeleton shooting lasers at the moon, so you must be careful. Once you've returned to Jimmy, he will come back to amazon. Then to buy a human soul for yourself, you have to pay up 10,000 burritos. So the cost of that would be the grand total of 11420.
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2 if you have an amazon gift card
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yes
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