well, nobody will actually finish it, so I will
Ahhh! Such a beautiful day, uh (yeah)
The sun's shining in a beautiful way, uh (whoo)
Gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and
Life is ultimately meaningless
Uhh... Uhh...
But I'll get out of the house
Get on the road, top down, hands out
Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm
The planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions
But I- I-, I'll head to class
Try my best on every test 'til I pass
And my grades are screaming in my face, hey
98 percent of what you learn is a waste
I get to hang out with all my friends (yeah)
My friends are the friendliest friends
Can't think of a better way to spend my time
Your brain is flawed, and all your friends will die
Never mind!
I'm alive in the greatest nation!
So proud of the exploitation of natives
This graceful bird means freedom for all
Tell that to the slaves, and bald eagles aren't bald
I can live in the moment, milk every second
At any time you could get clinical depression
But I'll just be happy, no matter what's in store
It's quite genetic, and we have no cure
Uh, at least
We are young
Not for long
Life is fun
It only goes downhill
We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
Or you'll regret it
We are young
For now
Life is fun
For some people
We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
Good luck
Woo! I got a brand new job today! (Yeah)
Doin stuff that'll help the economy (uh)
I'll save money and buy things at the store
Banks can crash and capitalism is flawed
And it's all because of my hard work
And the thousand advantages you lucked into at birth
I put a lotta effort in my resume!
Good thing you don't have a black person's name
I'm proud to be a functioning member of society
Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be
Part of the community, contribute with my tax
What could possibly stop me?
The shrinking middle class
I've at least got a nice stable job
Until it's outsourced to China or replaced by a robot
Oh God! Well, then I could relax a bit
You'll be empty with nothing to distract from it
But man, I'm a passionate graduate
I can be different, and I have a career paths to pick from
I could be a rapper or an animator if I'm lucky
Neither of those will make you happy, trust me
I'm able to choose what I pursue (yeah)
You're a slave to people born richer than you
Then screw it, I'll keep going in
Then I'll party on the weekend and sing, no, oh, oh oh
Thanks to autotune
We are young
Not for long
Life is fun
