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You can actually bake bacon and cook cookies. Its just that cooking cookies makes the cookies taste bad. Yes, baked bacon exists. Yes it is delicious.

and also, can you drive on driveways and park on parkways? No, you can't. (At least not legally anyway)

Well you can still do it

Thank you for the fun fact. That is very interesting, I think I accidentally cooked cookies once, that might be why they came out tasting rock-hard and awful.

The top part is a repost of one of my memes

Sorry I promise I've never seen it

Did it ever make sense?

yes. on opposite day it did make sense but it was too late to change the laws