Dumbo Fact #16 (something “wholesome” after this taboo)

Bugs; aww

Lux: send help-

Bugs: I’m scared.., what is happening?
Thomas: F**KING DOUSHEBAGS
*hits a walrus with a baseball bat*

Lux: loads of things.

Bugs: *whimpering some more*
Thomas: *repeating the words “f**king bitch” again and again*

Sparky: it’s going to be ok-

Bugs: it sure doesn’t seem like it!
Thomas: AIEEEEEEEEEEE

Sparky: I guess.

Bugs: I’m gonna die I’m gonna die I’m gonna die I’m gonna die

*Kobe throws Lux and he flies straight to a refrigerator.*

Bugs: EEP! IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

*he pulls him away from the bomb.*

Thomas: *snarling*
Bugs: ?

Sparky: get away from the bomb-

Bugs: oh gosh!
Thomas: *writhing in his arms*
I MUST GET THE DETONATOR!

Sparky: n o .

Thomas: rgh!
Bugs; what’s wrong with him??

Elder: idfk.

Bugs: I’m scared.,,
Thomas: *still trying to get away*

Lux: same.

Thomas: *kicking at sparky* MUST REACH DETONATOR!

Bloo: FACK.

Bugs: huh?

Bloo: fACk.

Elder: stop-

Bugs: ummm...

Bloo: *throws a Pokéball which sends out a Lucario and kills it*

Bugs: *whimpers*

Elder: my brother just went insane.

BlooPan: that’s because I took control over him so I can go apeshit via role-play.

Bugs: huh?
Thomas: F**K LIFEEEEE
*slams a chair over his own head*

Bloo: FUUUUUCK-

Lux: the child is going to use me as a weapon to kill Clear’s kind or something.

Kobe: AAAAAAAAAA-

Bugs: *whimpering*

Sparky: NO!

Thomas; DAMNIT WHY CANT I MANAGE TO GET AWAY?????
*still trying to squirm away*
Bugs; um...

Sparky: I am not letting you leave.

Thomas; WHY NOT???

Sparky: I don’t want you getting hurt.

Thomas: *relaxes* fine...

Sparky: good.

*he puts him down.*

Thomas: I WANNA GET HURT!!!
*tries to run away*

Sparky: no-

Thomas; YOU CANT STOP ME

Sparky: everyone is losing their shits and I need to get them back.

Bugs: .. ok.

Sparky: but the thing is that I can’t seem to find the shits! :D

Bugs: *looks like he’ll cry*

Sparky: *huggo*

Elder: *this image*

Bugs: *little smile*
Thomas: CRASH BANG DEATH!
*slams a c14 into a wall*

Elder: WHAT THE F**K- *sudden realization* shit...

Thomas: *standing next to it*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bugs: BOMB!

Sparky: *grabs Thomas* NO-

Thomas: get off me!!!!
Bugs: ITS GONNA BLOW!

Bloo: SNAP OUR OF IT THOMAS F**K-

Thomas: heh?

Bloo: F**K.

Thomas: I MUST KILL MYSELF AND NO ONE CAN F**KING STOP ME

Sparky: no.

Thomas; YOU CANT STOP ME

Sparky: no-

Thomas; try to stop me!

Sparky: no.

Thomas: then I’ll kill myself

Sparky: you know what?

*Thomas gets electrocuted.*

Sparky: happy now? you f**k?

*he falls to the ground*
Thomas: what *huff* the *huff* f**k *huff* happened to me

Sparky: you’re being a f**k.

Thomas: I am?

Sparky: yeah...

Thomas: wait... what was I even doing? Why was I so angry?
Wawawooba(me): *had been possessing him* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BlooPan: NOW WHERE’S THAT DANNY BITCH AT?

Wawawooba: imma beat ‘I’m up
Thomas: who what when why how?

Sparky: uh-

BlooPan: GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE DANNY PHANTOM I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE A DRUM.

Wawawooba: that sounds wrong but f**k it DANNOTHEN!!!!!!
Thomas:...