Yummy computers

I swallow the computers whole

Jokes on you, I already did that, lol.
It also makes computer sounds inside of my stomach.

Jokes on you, I eat computer cereal

Without milk

I didn't drink anything with it. I just ate the whole thing.
Nice try

And I took my dentures out

I broke and ate my teeth while eating them.
Teeth also tastes delicious, lol.
Crunchy

I prefer my victims' blood

YES
Of course you do
Drinks it and eats it

I also sever their limbs and give them to orphans

Oh yeah, and I kidnap orphans. I say, "what're you gonna do, tell your parents?"

What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you go***mn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re f**king dead, kiddo.

Shut up you manchild
A
It is a copypasta, not my life story
B
W H O A S K E D Y O U I F Y O U C A R E D

btw c u r s e d c o m m e n t s

copypasts is fun

What the f**k

lmao

Eat the computer so you can listen to music all the time

The computer I ate already made a variety of sounds inside of my stomach.
I caught the computer virus and still continue to eat the whole thing.

what the f**king hell this is great

Thanks, ig

yo can you check my memes?

Me who has already did that

check there a new one'