Ness but Friday night Funkin

Bloo: E-E-E-EWAH! RAP BATTLE-

Elder: ENOUGH-

How do I get my cat to not murder that one kid who told you know who

Ezlo: get Hex in here now, I have some things to tell him

Sunstorm: oh no-

Hex: what?

Ezlo: today Blaze almost f**king ended Melonren with Frigid-

Sunstorm: 3. 2. 1-

Hex: ok..?

Ezlo: you know what, kill me

Hex: no.

Lux: I destroyed a hotel again.

Ezlo: nice, but please f**king kill me

Lux: N o .

Akira: I hate her so f**king much

Hex: why-

Sunstorm: NO-

Fakie: yes ruin everything-

*Fakie gets pulled into a portal by Blaze*

Sunstorm: well Fakie’s taken care of

Hex: too late-

Akira: for what-

Lux: driving someone to suicide or something.

Sunstorm: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Akira: Who brought me here-

Hex: kidding! :3

Akira: THE SHIT SHE HAS DONE, SHE HAS EVEN EATEN ME MULTIPLE TIMES

Sunstorm: .....more complaints

Lux: my boyfriend is still making out with that trash can or something.

Akira: I heard an asshole committed suicide last week

Lux: Wave?

Ezlo: WHY

Lux: well if you ask for it.

*he gets set on fire.*

Akira: I meant Clear, no one should be guilty over that

Void: you and your twin have similar traits right now-

Akira: .......

Lux: that’s what he was depressed about, he feels ashamed.

Akira: WHY

Lux: idk, he’s still guilty. *smoking on a cigarette*

Akira: WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY F**KING PSYCHOPATHIC TWIN-

Sunstorm: wait- WHAT

Hex: that’s your twin?- wait, I forgot she’s in a family of shapes so I’m not surprised.

*Ezlo dies after a little bit*

Sunstorm: Melonren almost dies out and Hex doesn’t give a shit, but Bugs gets ripped apart and he f**king splits his soul, what logic is this

Hex: I can do it again if you want to.

Sure.

Fakie: LEMME TORMENT CLEAR-

Sunstorm: .....bruh

Clear: ...I come back to earth for this?
Cloudy: Yep.

Sunstorm: say “I” if you want to send Fakie to the meme hell

Clear: What's that?
Cloudy: I.

Sunstorm: basically if you get sent there, you die painfully

Clear: They dont deserve that.

Sunstorm: well the bitch known as Fakie managed to make something to corrupt the 4 f**king elemental gods, which was successful, and she tries to drive someone named Ezlo to suicide

Clear: Still no.