SO I WAS BORED AND SO I PLUGGED THE VERSE OF THE RINGS POEM INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE AND TRANSLATED IT INTO EVERY SINGLE LANGUAGE AND THEN BACK INTO ENGLISH. THIS WAS THE RESULT; ORIGINAL WORDS:
THREE RINGS FOR THE ELVEN-KINGS UNDER THE SKY,
SEVEN FOR THE DWARF-LORDS IN THEIR HALLS OF STONE,
NINE FOR MORTAL MEN DOOMED TO DIE.
ONE FOR THE DARK LORD ON HIS DARK THRONE
IN THE LAND OF MORDOR WHERE THE SHADOWS LIE.
ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL,
ONE RING TO FIND THEM,
ONE RING TO BRING THEM ALL AND IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEM,
IN THE LAND OF MORDOR WHERE THE SHADOWS LIE. AFTER TRANSLATE:
