BARNEY IS A PURPLE DINOSAUR THAT WAS BIRTHED FROM A YELLOW PTERODACTYL. IN THE YEAR 105, BARNEY WAS DRAFTED INTO THE VIETNAM WAR, HE THEN ATTENDED HARVARD AN EARNED A DEGREE IN NOSE SCIENCE. UNFORTUNATELY, BARNEY DIED OF EAR DISEASE BECAUSE THE KIDS SCREAMED WHEN HE TRIED TO PLAY WITH HIM. BARNEY HAS A CRIMINAL RECORD IN SELLING DRUGS TO THE PRODUCER OF HIS SHOW.
