Dumbo Fact #15 (f**king chad)

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oh no, Lux has gone MLG!

Fireball:OH SHI-

*insert loads of sound effects.*

AAAAAAAHHH!

Fireball:NOO!

Lux: *laughing maniacally*

Fireball:REEE!

Sunstorm: why is everything now MLG-

Lux: I was MLG in the first place you f**king donkey.

Sunstorm: I hear Fakie writing a fanfic of someone

Lux: lemme guess, angry paper?

Sunstorm: eeyup

Lux: we’re probably f**ked.

Luno:And i am now no longer the biggest crackhead in the family
Loonoo:*Screeching*

Lux: you’re still the biggest crackhead I’ve dealt with other than myself.

Clear: ... *hands Lux a moutain dew*

Bloo: ?

Lit: *pushes bloo into blootwo*

*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

*lit takes the photo* :>

Bloo: y-you’re aren’t going to post that on social media, are you?

Lit: P e r h a p s

BlooTwo: shit.

Lit: *waddles over to Mucky* What do I get as my prize -w-

Mucky: *k i s s*

Lit: *happy noise*

*Bloo taps on his shoulder.*

BlooTwo: *sigh* what do you wa-

*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

Astro: *WHEEZE*

BlooTwo: WHAT THE FACK?

BlooPan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Astro: OOOOOOOOO-

Bloo: ;—;

Astro: Mk Mk.
Lit: My turn :D

Mucky: truth or dare?

Lit: Dare.

Mucky: I dare you to take a picture of Bloo and the other Bloo-

Lit: b e t *she waddles over to bloo*

Mucky: uuuuhhhh-

Clear: *wheeze* Im kidding. Turn into a gorl.

*he morphs into one.*

Mucky: eh?

Clear: *goes yellow for a second then goes back to normal* Nice.

Mucky: thanks IG.

*he starts chugging it.*

Bloo: oh boy.

Clear: Jeez, be careful..

Lux: -w-

Clear: Honestly, I prefer pineapple fanta-

Bloo: I prefer w a t e r .

Clear: a q u a

BlooPan: any water but mineral.

Clear: Ah Ok. *she turns into a plushie*

Bloo: what the-

Clear Plush: Dammit... This always happens in "Certain" Situations.

Bloo: “certain” you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Clear Plush: NO PIPNIK- Dont test it.

Bloo: hmmmm?-

Sparky: *crashes through a door with a frying pan.*

Clear Plush: OcO

Sparky: consider this a threat or a warning.

Bloo: okay jeez-

*Clear goes back into Her normal form* *she was now on the floor* Ow-

Bloo: you ok?

Clear: Never better- *she stands up and brushes her fur away*
Cloudy: Hey guys :3

StickCat: ay, have you gotten into problems with StickDanny?

Bloo: are you trying to break the 4th wall?

StickCat: no?-

Cloudy: ... *she doesnt say anything* *then she breaks into tears*
LIt: *pats her head*

StickCat: well I used prote-

Bloo: you’re probably so proud about not being a virgin anymore because it seems to me that you are announcing it to everyone-

Elder: Bloo, you’re the one who was telling all of us.

Cloudy: I gave my V card to him.... *more crying*
Clear: Calm down-
Lit: ..

Mucky: uh.. Orbit?

Orbit: *jumps out of a f**king window*

Astro: The heck? *she floats*
Aiko: *listening to Youll be on my mind*

Bloo: welp I don’t think we’ll be able to reverse THAT.

Orange: why is there blue stuff in that one trash can?

Astro: *shurgs*
Aiko: Welp.

Orange: it tastes like blood.

Bloo: now what?

Astro: Hmmmm Truth or dare-?

Bloo: d a r e .

Astro: I dare you to kiss other blootwo. :>

StickCat: shit...

Cloudy: *sad foxo noises*
Lit: Oh jeez... They had issues and something went down, or soemthing.
Error!Cocoa: 4th wall shit.

Mucky: does this mean they’re going to break up?-

StickCat: shhh-

Cloud: Im not having my Child roleplay with an "18" Year old. Cloudy is single now.
Lit: Jeez what happen-
Cloudy: *loud cyring*

Stickdanny:WHAT?! GRRRRR! DH200!

DH200:now my OCs hate me...

Lux: OH F**K OFF WILL YA?

Sparky: Tom please calm down-

Lux: “TOM” MY ASS, AFTER ALL THE SHIT HE’S PUT US ALL THROUGH, HAVING A BURGER WITH A FETISH THAT HAS GONE TOO FAR, AND NOW THIS!?

Thomas: stfu string bean it’s for the best

StickCat: good point...

Thomas: and I personally don’t wanna die

StickCat: I have protection though-

Bloo: DON’T SAY THAT SHIT AS WELL.

Thomas: that sounds weird as well

StickCat: nah that’s a licorice.

Thomas: you are

StickCat: well at least I don’t taste bad-

Elder: please don’t say that again, now I have a mental image.

Thomas: yeah you’re gonna attract some unwanted attention by sayin that

Cocoa: *as an amalgamte* *Roars at them both loudly*

Stickdanny:*slaps*

DH200:I get your still pissed but it doesn’t mean take away the OC ship you like..

Cloud: Meh. It was beastiallity. And what's this I see? Trying to judge me and take away my opinion?

DH200:no.

Stickdanny:but I’m a stickman..

Cloud: Then?

DH200:I’m sorry ok.. I didn’t realize it could get this much..

Stickdanny:*walks away angrily*

Cloud: B R U H R E A L L Y ?

DH200:yes really.. I just want a good day and friends being happy again.. :(

Cloud: Ahahahahahahaha- Welp Let me tell you somethin. I cant trust you one bit now.

DH200:I’m sorry.. please let’s put this in the past.

DH200:what can I do to get your trust back?

Cloud: Nothing.

DH200:I’m pretty sure there’s something.. I don’t wanna be untrustworthy anymore

Cloud: I cant trust you. Point blank.

DH200:please trust me, it was only just one war.. :’(

Cloud: ONE WAR, THAT TURNED INTO A STREAM PANIC JACK ASS.

Bloo: welp Cloudy is in the single gang now.

Cloudy: *whimpers*

Bloo: *pats* it’s okay-

Cloudy: Im gonna be a single pringle again TwT
Poff: Dont worry! Im happy and Married, with a child, and another one the way :3
Lit and Clear: WHAT?!

Bloo: IF THE LAWS OF THE REAL WORLD EXIST HERE THAN IDK HOW MANY F**KING CHILDREN YOU WOULD HAVE-

Poff: Whoops...
Lit: NOT EVEN I HAVE CHILDREN! ...Yet.

Lili: ya poor thing...

Cloudy: TwT

Lili: aww its okay

I always hated the ship due to it normalizing zoophilia

It got kinda old ngl. AND THIS IS COMING FROM ME-

Wait now when tf did people start thinking of stick figures as humans.

l m a o

Now I wonder if StickCat counts as a Neko-

Maybe...?

Yeah it’s kinda just..., bad

But if i’m honest...I am gonna miss roleplaying with the guy..He was good until cloud happened...

I just want things to go back to normal. I dont want him to simp for me.. I want our roleplays to be back when I was new here..

Yeah...

I was good?

no

i went back to check and noticed this...

why Cloud? i thought we were cool now..

Key word, Danny, you WERE good. Now your just a crying child.

i'm no longer that! i promise.

STOP MAKING PROMISES YOU WONT F**KING KEEP.

i will keep this promise! i swear.

1. Your right your not a little shit your a f**king bigass toilet of it.
2. We arent gonna be happy you f**king control freak. You need to give us time. You dont f**king control us. Your not my parents. I will not listen to you, just because your so called "18" when you act like a damn 8 year old.

1. im not that either. i'm just a human being
2. ok, i'll give you some time.. :(

You were wrong if you thought you we were cool.

:(

can we be cool? i don't wanna be thrown into a fight i don't want.

can we make up?

AND PUH-LEASE stop with the f**king sadfaces sonictiger. Thank you.

i'm not sonictiger but your welcome..

Shut the goddamm fuçk up you little shit.

i'm not a little shit. im 18 for one.

and 2, i just want friends to be happy again and forget the mess i made. :(

*he smiles as he pats her on the head.*

Lit: ^w^
Clear: Who's next.

Bloo: idk.

Clear: Mucky your next.

Mucky: ok?

Clear: Truth or dare slime boi.

Mucky: never tried dare.

Clear: *lenny face*

Mucky: what? 0__0

Clear: *raises her eyesbows* hehehehehehe.