Yeah Thomas just wants to make this clear

Trashy: and I’m not from a s** cult.

Thomas: *uncomfortable laugh* I’m so regarded

Retarded*

2: no me.

Thomas: also is bugs okay? I haven’t seen him in a while

2: the talking dorito needs to check.

Thomas: huh? Oh lux?

Lux: ok then.

Thomas: wait is he okay?

Lux: idk..

Thomas: WHAT DO YOU MEAN???

Lux: I haven’t checked yet.

Thomas: who are you?....

Trashy: who am I? WHO AM I?!

2: here we go again...

Thomas: wait.., sparky?...

Trashy: I’d rather not be called that anymore....

Thomas: oh.... yeah...
(His skin is still all charred and melted and such)
Thomas: *sighs* dying would have been more ideal than this

Trashy: what am I thinking?

2: ay buddy, FYI I killed 2 people to replace them with me and my friend 0.

Thomas: I’m such an asshole..

Trashy: no I am.

Thomas: also I don’t know what I was thinking trying to light myself on fire...

Trashy: yeah..

Thomas: oh...

Lux: so I’m going to.

Bugs: *sad sigh*

Lux: he won’t even talk to me or anything anymore.

Bugs: *starts to cry*

Lux: /Q\

Bugs: I wish everything was back to normal

Lux: yeah... it will probably take a long time for him to recover from this.

Bugs: I’m not recovered from anything either.

Thomas: ok...

*he heads off.*

Bugs: ...

Lux: are you ok?

Bugs: huh? Oh... I guess...

Lux: you sure?

Bugs: no I’m not really sure..

Lux: ...

Equinox: who f**king asked

Sunstorm: I want to see what the one Harold and Pineapple fusion acts like-

Void: kill me

Thomas: -__-

*nothing is happening but Thomas’ impending doom*

Thomas: I DONT WANNA BE DIGESTED

*just silence*

Thomas: you motherf**ker!

Sunstorm: hey Thomas, that is exactly what they want to hear from you

Equinox: SHUT UP

Thomas: go***mnit

*silence*

Thomas: ...

*silence*

(How long has Thomas been in there?)

(Like 10 minutes)

(He should have been dead or near dead by now)

Equinox: you are amusing

Thomas: a-am n-n-not...
*gets digested*

Equinox: *coughs up a skeleton* I might as well see that one fusion of Harold and Pineapple

Thomas; I AM NOT FOOD

Equinox: *eats Thomas*

Sunstorm: it is probably opposite day

Thomas: WHAT THE F**K

Equinox: THOMAS SHUT THE F**K UP

Thomas: NO!

Equinox: enjoy your last 10 minutes

Thomas: you little bitch!

Equinox: *ignores him*

Thomas: LET ME OUT

Equinox: *keeps ignoring*

Bn: who tf does that skeleton belong to?

Equinox: *teleports somewhere*

Sunstorm: it belongs to Thomas

Bn: devouring universes, conversing with frigid,genocide,genocide, more genocide, kidnapping, manslaughter, child abuse, devouring live creatures, escaping prison about a billion times,

Sunstorm: *writes it down* anything else?

Bn: my brain is numb from listing that stupidity

Sunstorm: makes sense

Bn: I can’t get over the shit that those kinds of people do

Sunstorm: also what is your opinion on Ezlo-

Fakie: he sucks-

Sunstorm: SHUT UP DIPSHIT

Fakie: *middle finger*

Bn: he’s a respectable being

Sunstorm: anything else-

Bn: k

Sunstorm: also I need the list of everything she has done

Bn: -__-

Sunstorm: sorry.... I just need to prepare anyone new for bullshit

Bn: get ready for ten hours of boring talking

Sunstorm: I am fine with that

Bn: *inhales*

Sunstorm: *holding paper and pencil*

Bn: he’s a very brave soul

Sunstorm: I feel extremely bad for Ezlo because we all know why

Bn: yeah, at least you two are better desperate than blaze and wave are separate

Harold: yep, also did I ever tell you how both of those two tried to eat me-

Sunstorm: what do we expect

Bn: makes sense. They’re both assholes

Toxin: did anyone make a cult for those two yet-

Sunstorm: ......

Bn: stfu you disgusting pikmin

Toxin: YES OR NO-

Sunstorm: why....

Bn; yeah...

Ezlo: from what happened, I will kill myself

Bn: no

Ezlo: *gets gun* shut up

Bn: fine

Ezlo: *kills himself*

Sunstorm: he will be revived anywya

Bn: yep

Harold: I regret what happened when me and Pineapple were fused

Bn: ...

Sunstorm: I am now going to f**king kill myself, not before I call Kedrei

Bn: she is

Kedrei: explain how then

Bn: I already have a million times

Sunstorm: do it again so I can write it down

Bn: she eats her boyfriend, enjoys eating her boyfriend, likes when her food tries to escape, has no manners, has eaten her own sister, murders trillions for fun

Sunstorm: *writes it down* lemme just read this to everyone

Bn: ok... they both should just be wiped from the face of the earth

Sunstorm: should I call Kedrei-

Bn: yes

Kedrei: *appears holding Blaze by her ears* I saw It before you even called me

Blaze: *visbly angry*

Bn: your daughter is a s**t

Kedrei: well no- she isn’t

Existance*