ULTIMATE TROLL GUIDE; 1: TELL YOUR KID WERE GOING TO GREEN HILL; 2: PACK YOUR BBQ GEAR AND SOME EGGS; 3: ONCE THERE COOK THE EGGS AND REFER TO YOURSELF AS THE EGG MAN; 4: HAVE YOUR SON FLIP A COIN IF HEADS, WE STAY AT THE GREEN HILL. 5: IF TAILS, YOU TAKE YOUR SON TO THE NEARBY SONIC DRIVE IN; 6: ASK YOUR SON WHAT HE WANTS AND ORDER A KNUCKLE SANDWICH; 7: GO BACK TO THE GREEN HILL AND EAT UNDER THE SHADOW OF A TREE; 8: TALK ABOUT ROBOTS WITH YOUR SON NICK
