TheTrueMEMEman announcement

makes sense.

Those face are really disturbing

yup, didn't laugh

didnt. laugh.

still didn't

oh close, but still didn't. you may need the presence of such a powerful humorous being.

still no laugh

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm f**king retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

yeah no working/

Look up Phil Swift has a mental breakdown

watched it before, and its technically not you making me laugh.

i held in my breath long enough not to laugh, youre the closest so far

no laugh

okay being honest, thats a good comic, but didnt find it funny, so didn't laugh?

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ayyyyy, I love that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84lhD7EhWNM

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um ok.

Can February March?

I believe not

No, but April May!

good joke, but didnt laugh.

gen z humor:

the face the older kids make when they're getting screamed at

i was walking down the street..

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minding my own beeznutts

AND THEN OUT OF NO WHERE MR.POLE SMACKS ME IN THE FACE

i was like what was that for man?

then mr pole be all like oh im sorry didnt see you there are you ok do i need to kiss your booboo?

i was like whats up man wanna go?

pole be like oh you threatening me?

then i went maybe i am or maybe in marking your death

then we went all out then he dropped a sighn on my head

like why the fuc u chating be a man pole

*ceating*

then i put my hand up my ass and rubbed it on mr pole and be be all like what the heeeeeeeeelll why you be putting shit on me man and cracked in half falling to the ground

and victory was mine...

oh didnt laugh.

boi

sorry

): y fucing boitch ya a upvote comment begger trying to get more points and you now non of this will make you laugh y am i even bothering with this i have m y g o a l s t h a t a r e u n d e r t h e b r i d g e

?im serious, nobody is making me laugh, and I don't even know how to "comment beg" so ima ignore that

and, i've always been against begging, I meant it as try, not you have to. people all tried, but didnt make me laugh, and they keep trying, to me it ain't begging, its just a lot of people wanting to control me for an hour .

okie

no, she did not, and she deleted.

I can remember you from the girl I rejected, Dracoden86.

? did she say sex me?if then just lol